Man Goes On Drug-Fueled Craze, Breaks Into Middle School, Rips His Penis Off - Polidicks

Fair enough

[QUOTE=Andokool12;41174095]Well uh I'm actually writing up a pretty major legalization petition for the whitehouse right now so prepare to have your mind blown!![/QUOTE] ...on how far it doesn't go?

[QUOTE=areolop;41173532]I'm actually at the DEA academy now... I assure you Meth will forever be illegal[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Lachz0r;41173889]it's funny because you haven't tried it[/QUOTE] The joke went about ten thousand miles above your heads :v:

You can ban guns but you can't ban ripping your penis off.

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;41174318]The joke went about ten thousand miles above your heads :v:[/QUOTE] no i understand the joke

lol my dad was at this very school on a business trip last week, thats crazy.

[QUOTE=Skyward;41174199][I]This just in: Women don't piss.[/I][/quote] I was thinking more it would be a stump but ok

Why can't people rip their cocks off in their own home

[QUOTE=Mac2468;41173359]Meth is one helluva drug.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]The man later told police that he had taken mushrooms while visiting friends at a house nearby.[/QUOTE] Mushrooms are crazy.

[QUOTE=Metherat;41173423]The article says he was on shrooms, not meth.[/QUOTE] christ, that's spooky the one time i did shrooms, i found a nickel on the floor and stared at it, finding every little detail in every little bit of the design not once did i think to rip my dick off

[QUOTE=Void Skull;41175045]not once did i think to rip my dick off[/QUOTE] It's because you were too distracted by the majesty of the nickle.

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;41175044]Mushrooms are crazy.[/QUOTE] I can almost 100% guarantee you that he was absolutely totally not on shrooms. If anything it was PCP. Even a bad shroom trip wouldn't make you go to a middle school and rip your dick off.

[QUOTE=Mike Tyson;41174944]I was thinking more it would be a stump but ok[/QUOTE] Take a joke.

[QUOTE=Skyward;41174199][I]This just in: Women don't piss.[/I][/QUOTE] I KNEW IT!

[QUOTE=Andokool12;41174095]Well uh I'm actually writing up a pretty major legalization petition for the whitehouse right now so prepare to have your mind blown!! He could have underlying mental instability[/QUOTE] He wouldn't chop of his own dick even if he had schizophrenia.

[QUOTE=.Isak.;41175113]I can almost 100% guarantee you that he was absolutely totally not on shrooms. If anything it was PCP. Even a bad shroom trip wouldn't make you go to a middle school and rip your dick off.[/QUOTE] Now i've done shrooms quite a few times and I would be inclined to agree with you except for the fact that shrooms can sometimes (albeit rarely) cause ridiculous psychosis in people which would create an event like this

[QUOTE=King of Satan;41175438]Now i've done shrooms quite a few times and I would be inclined to agree with you except for the fact that shrooms can sometimes (albeit rarely) cause ridiculous psychosis in people which would create an event like this[/QUOTE] He's admitted to Shrooms but it could be a combination of drugs or even mental illness.

[QUOTE=Metherat;41173423]The article says he was on shrooms, not meth.[/QUOTE] Enough mushrooms can make anyone crazy if they can't handle the mental load

The thing is though if you simply take too much you normally just end up like cataconic on the couch this is more of an adverse reaction

[QUOTE=Andokool12;41174095]Well uh I'm actually writing up a pretty major legalization petition for the whitehouse right now so prepare to have your mind blown!! He could have underlying mental instability[/QUOTE] i can imagine it now "dear whitehouse, please make meth legal. i like it it's my favorite drug. who needs teeth or not-dying anyways? love, andokool"

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;41175918]i can imagine it now "dear whitehouse, please make meth legal. i like it it's my favorite drug. who needs teeth or not-dying anyways? love, andokool"[/QUOTE] More like "Dear Whitehouse," followed by only the word "meth" no less than 4000 times.

[QUOTE=Mike Tyson;41173526]I think the pressing matter is, how will he piss?[/QUOTE] Through his nose.

i'm extremely surprised he wasn't on PCP pcp is cray

Sometimes, I pull on it so hard... [B]I rip the skin![/B]

Well at least it shows a lesson to the kids. Don't do drugs... or this happens. (Especially effective towards the male children).

[I]Sometimes I pull it so hard...[/I] [IMG]http://andrescanelones.me/imageuploads/Zoc3.png[/IMG] [B][I]I rip the dick[/I][/B]

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;41175044]Mushrooms are crazy.[/QUOTE] what i took loads of mushrooms the other day and went for a walk in the woods to giggle at some plants with some friends. At no point did i feel an urge to rip my penis off in the middle of a high school.

yeah i'm a bit skeptical about him being on solely mushrooms without being on something else/having mental issues

Makes me glad I didn't react bad when I did shrooms :v: [editline]25th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Void Skull;41175045]christ, that's spooky the one time i did shrooms, i found a nickel on the floor and stared at it, finding every little detail in every little bit of the design not once did i think to rip my dick off[/QUOTE] Ripping my dick off Not even once

I sincerely hope that they will successfully re-attach it. Preferrably with a polite suggestion towards the guy to not rip his dick off again.