Man Goes On Drug-Fueled Craze, Breaks Into Middle School, Rips His Penis Off - Polidicks

If you go temporarily cray cray, don't take your pants off, take the .22 out of your vagina, and let go of your dick (if it falls to the ground, pick it up again and go to the hospital)

[QUOTE=geogzm;41178352]i'm extremely surprised he wasn't on PCP pcp is [B]fun[/B][/QUOTE] FTFY

I'm suprised nobody has mentioned a joke about Detroit yet

did he do it with a vacuum cleaner?

i think he was on heavier drugs than mushrooms or meth i bet he was on marijuana

[QUOTE=areolop;41173532]I'm actually at the DEA academy now... I assure you Meth will forever be illegal[/QUOTE] The guys over at DD must love you very much

[QUOTE=Jocke;41179506]I'm suprised nobody has mentioned a joke about Detroit yet[/QUOTE] I'm not sure how many people know Ypsi is a mini-Detroit. I used to live there when I was younger, some parts were pretty sad.

[QUOTE=Xmeagol;41179718]The guys over at DD must love you very much[/QUOTE] We love everybody man

[QUOTE=areolop;41173532]I'm actually at the DEA academy now... I assure you Meth will forever be illegal[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=RM7_At7oenw#t=31s]DD[/url]

[QUOTE=Void Skull;41175045]christ, that's spooky the one time i did shrooms, i found a nickel on the floor and stared at it, finding every little detail in every little bit of the design not once did i think to rip my dick off[/QUOTE] Eat a dozen more and maybe you will.

Still can't believe this happened in driving distance from me.

[QUOTE=Andokool12;41173397]Excuse me, have you even ever tried meth? Probably not, right? Don't spread misinformation. Learn & Legalize. [editline]June 24, 2013[/editline] Also the man claims he was on mushrooms[/QUOTE] even the avatar makes it perfect

[QUOTE=.Isak.;41175113]I can almost 100% guarantee you that he was absolutely totally not on shrooms. If anything it was PCP. Even a bad shroom trip wouldn't make you go to a middle school and rip your dick off.[/QUOTE] the stigma and misinformation of drugs infuriates me so much PCP doesnt do that shit, it doesnt make you tear of all your clothes and go fucking ballistic there is no recreational drug out there that makes normal people go crazy and eat peoples faces or rip their dick off and shove it down someones throat, alright?

[QUOTE=polarbear.;41189613]the stigma and misinformation of drugs infuriates me so much PCP doesnt do that shit, it doesnt make you tear of all your clothes and go fucking ballistic there is no recreational drug out there that makes normal people go crazy and eat peoples faces or rip their dick off and shove it down someones throat, alright?[/QUOTE] ok i will believe you polarbear. from facepunch forums

[QUOTE=polarbear.;41189613]the stigma and misinformation of drugs infuriates me so much PCP doesnt do that shit, it doesnt make you tear of all your clothes and go fucking ballistic there is no recreational drug out there that makes normal people go crazy and eat peoples faces or rip their dick off and shove it down someones throat, alright?[/QUOTE] In the most polite way possible, please go burp a one-pot Meth lab a few more times while its in the back of your truck.

The moral of the story is: Have a babysitter when doing shrooms. preferably one who is bigger than you and can hold you down on the ground or tie you to a chair until you calm down

[QUOTE=prooboo;41190161]The moral of the story is: Have a babysitter when doing shrooms. preferably one who is bigger than you and can hold you down on the ground or tie you to a chair until you calm down[/QUOTE] hard, never do hallucinogenics alone i reckon [editline]26th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=areolop;41189873]In the most polite way possible, please go burp a one-pot Meth lab a few more times while its in the back of your truck.[/QUOTE] in the most polite way possible you don't know a thing about meth or any other drug. cops, dare and everyone else seems to get all their information from breaking bad or something [editline]26th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=polarbear.;41189613]the stigma and misinformation of drugs infuriates me so much PCP doesnt do that shit, it doesnt make you tear of all your clothes and go fucking ballistic there is no recreational drug out there that makes normal people go crazy and eat peoples faces or rip their dick off and shove it down someones throat, alright?[/QUOTE] people who have never put anything stronger than alcohol into their system need a bogeyman to be afraid of and to demonize. it's pretty obvious that the much bigger problem than drugs is poverty and mental illness, drugs are a symptom of these things not a cause

On the bright side he didn't rip off someone else's genitals.

[QUOTE=Lachz0r;41190789] in the most polite way possible you don't know a thing about meth or any other drug. cops, dare and everyone else seems to get all their information from breaking bad[/Quote] I could tell you how to make Meth. Its not hard. Literally 4 ingredients: sudo, solvent, water, lithium. And 45 minutes of your time. How do do I know this? Because I had a class on Meth labs at the DEA clandestine laboratory like two days ago. Breaking bad got their information from the DEA, while still a TV show, a group of agents are facing reprimand due to telling the show more than they should know about specifics of making Meth. But since your a Meth expert, you also know that there are two other ways of making Meth and one extra step involved in the method I explained above. One of those other ways us the way breaking bad makes theirs. Blue Meth exists, but the people making it just use food coloring instead of the actual process. We call pcp the Superman drug. For the obvious.

oh right we have the cool dea agent/cop guy telling us all drugs are bad

This sounds like the sorta thing i'd do after being forced to play on an Xbox One

[QUOTE=polarbear.;41189613] PCP doesnt do that shit, it doesnt make you tear of all your clothes and go fucking ballistic [/QUOTE] alcohol gets my clothes off quicker than most drugs

How did he rip his dick off though?

[QUOTE=areolop;41193116]I could tell you how to make Meth. Its not hard. Literally 4 ingredients: sudo, solvent, water, lithium. And 45 minutes of your time. How do do I know this? Because I had a class on Meth labs at the DEA clandestine laboratory like two days ago. Breaking bad got their information from the DEA, while still a TV show, a group of agents are facing reprimand due to telling the show more than they should know about specifics of making Meth. But since your a Meth expert, you also know that there are two other ways of making Meth and one extra step involved in the method I explained above. One of those other ways us the way breaking bad makes theirs. Blue Meth exists, but the people making it just use food coloring instead of the actual process. We call pcp the Superman drug. For the obvious.[/QUOTE] yeah i don't need you to tell me how to make meth i know people that actually make it not just people who get paid to think drugs are bad :)

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