• Cat shot in the head with an air rifle 13 times, survives
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[QUOTE=Kyle902;17458649]Judging by your name and your avatar you found this website by googling TF2 and thought "COOL A SITE ABOUT GMOD AND TF2 LOLOLOLOLOLOL IM TOTALLY WANTED HERE"[/QUOTE] I didn't even make this account dumb shit. The avatar is thisispain's old avatar.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;17458688]Your murdering thousands of living things right now. Your point is therefor invalid.[/QUOTE] can i help killing some bacteria? no can i help murdering a cat? yes.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17458682]ps: [sp] too has two "O's" in your avatar [/sp][/QUOTE] Not necessarily. "I say 'lol' to much" is actually a grammatically correct statement.
[QUOTE=LOLturtle;17458690]I didn't even make this account dumb shit. The avatar is thisispain's old avatar.[/QUOTE] So you have a magically appearing account. You are the most creditable man on Earth!
[QUOTE=LOLturtle;17458690]I didn't even make this account dumb shit. The avatar is thisispain's old avatar.[/QUOTE] Thisispain stole that from you, you fucking liar.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17458698]can i help killing some bacteria? no can i help murdering a cat? yes.[/QUOTE] Hell your killing yourself right now technically. ARREST THIS MAN HE'S COMMITTING SUICIDE!!!!
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17458698]can i help killing some bacteria? no[/QUOTE] Yes you can. You can commit suicide and become a bacterial feeding ground. Like it or not you are MURDERING living beings by the millisecond, and you have the power to stop it.
Best post placements ever.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;17458710]Hell your killing yourself right now technically. ARREST THIS MAN HE'S COMMITTING SUICIDE!!!![/QUOTE] SHUT UP! You are making no sense right now. Might I refer you to the ADD thread? [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=817675[/url]
[QUOTE=Kyle902;17458703]So you have a magically appearing account. You are the most creditable man on Earth![/QUOTE] A friend made the account. God damn, you're thick as molasses.
OH COOL YOUR RATING US DUMB TO PROVE YOUR POINT ANONYMOUSLY! :downs:
Most people who torture or kill feel the need to kill and can't control themselves or they wouldn't they wouldn't be killing people.
this is getting hot
[QUOTE=LOLturtle;17458737]A friend made the account. God damn, you're thick as molasses.[/QUOTE] Then why are you using it.
[QUOTE=PressBtoJump;17445123]I bet it's [i]feline[/i] crap right now.[/QUOTE] i've seen some terrible jokes on this forum but this one takes the cake
[QUOTE=reedbo;17458734]SHUT UP! You are making no sense right now.[/QUOTE] The human body kills about 10,000,000 of its own cells every day.
[QUOTE=Lankist;17458686]Umm, no. Murder is malicious and unlawful homicide. Homicide is the killing of another human being. Killing a cat isn't murder. It is a battle between equal lifeforms and equal opponents. By your logic we are equal, and therefore the cat has no right to tell ME not to torture it. My life is as important as its life, and therefore there is no moral reason NOT to torture it. This is your logic, not mine.[/QUOTE] so you have no moral reason not to torture a human right? because those, according to you, are your equals. so if you saw some random guy on the street, you're going to tie him up, and slowly cut his skin off just because you [I]can?[/I] murder doesn't always have to do with laws. think of the big picture. if you kill a cat, and someone says oh my god you murdered that cat, and you say "THE DICTIONARY BLAH BLAH BLAH" is he really going to say "Oh, it's ok then, lol"?
[QUOTE=Lankist;17458751]Then why are you using it.[/QUOTE] Imaginary friend.
[QUOTE=Lankist;17458714] You can commit suicide and become a bacterial feeding ground. [/QUOTE] who am i to decide fate?
[QUOTE=Lankist;17458751]Then why are you using it.[/QUOTE] All of my accounts were banned. I'm sure you can guess who I am. [img]http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/7413/brograbs.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17458766]so you have no moral reason not to torture a human right? because those, according to you, are your equals.[/quote] No, according to YOU all life and whims are equal. I never said that, YOU did. [quote]so if you saw some random guy on the street, you're going to tie him up, and slowly cut his skin off just because you [I]can?[/I][/quote] No, you would. [quote]murder doesn't always have to due with laws.[/quote] Yes it does. Murder is an exclusively legal term. The word was invented to describe malicious homicide. [quote]think of the big picture.[/quote] Like how hugely and enormously wrong you are? [quote]if you kill a cat, and someone says oh my god you murdered that cat, and you say "THE DICTIONARY BLAH BLAH BLAH" is he really going to say "Oh, it's ok then, lol"?[/QUOTE] Uhh no if someone on the internet claims killing cats is murder I am going to call them stupid idiots.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17458766]so you have no moral reason not to torture a human right? because those, according to you, are your equals. so if you saw some random guy on the street, you're going to tie him up, and slowly cut his skin off just because you [I]can?[/I] murder doesn't always have to do with laws. think of the big picture. if you kill a cat, and someone says oh my god you murdered that cat, and you say "THE DICTIONARY BLAH BLAH BLAH" is he really going to say "Oh, it's ok then, lol"?[/QUOTE] We don't do this for the same reason other animals don't do this. Species survival.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17458790]who am i to decide fate?[/QUOTE] You. You are the one to decide fate. You COULD save trillions of lives, EQUAL lives right now by taking your own. But you don't.
[QUOTE=Lankist;17458805]You. You are the one to decide fate. You COULD save trillions of lives, EQUAL lives right now by taking your own. But you don't.[/QUOTE] But he should. [editline]08:40PM[/editline] [QUOTE=reedbo;17458734]SHUT UP! You are making no sense right now. Might I refer you to the ADD thread? [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=817675[/url][/QUOTE] ADD doesn't mean rambling idiocy. Go away now.
[QUOTE=Lankist;17458805]You. You are the one to decide fate. You COULD save trillions of lives, EQUAL lives right now by taking your own. But you don't.[/QUOTE] The cells were created to serve me. it sounds contradictory, but it's 100% true. was a cat created to serve me? no. it serves itself. [editline]03:41AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Kyle902;17458796]We don't do this for the same reason other animals don't do this. Species survival.[/QUOTE] We survive pretty well without murdering cats
Only an argument with lankist in it can completely fill 3 pages in 10 minutes.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;17458847]Only an argument with lankist in it can completely fill 3 pages in 10 minutes.[/QUOTE] Going to have to agree with you on this.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17458830]The cells were created to serve me. it sounds contradictory, but it's 100% true. was a cat created to serve me? no. it serves itself. [editline]03:41AM[/editline] We survive pretty well without murdering cats[/QUOTE] Haha, you don't seem to see my point. WE don't naturally kill OUR species. we do however kill OTHER species for fun/food/anger/survival.
You can [i]Claw[/i] at all you like, but I have to say is the kids are probably [i]pussies[/i].
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17458830]The cells were created to serve me. it sounds contradictory, but it's 100% true. was a cat created to serve me? no. it serves itself.[/QUOTE] What? They weren't created at all. They were born. Not YOUR cells. Invasive bacteria. Gut bacteria. Entirely INDEPENDENT organisms that feed from you, and your body kills them by the billions.
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