Toddler may die if she cries. - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Dr Magnusson;18183188] It bothers me that you seem to [b]show an interest in this, yet never thought to click the link?[/b][/QUOTE] Hey there, welcome to Facepunch. I hope you enjoy your stay.

Eventually she will be a teenage girl. And they cry like every 2 days.

I'll cry if she dies. :c00l:

[release]Her parents Ceri Lewis and Andy McHugh face a tense daily battle to make sure she doesn't cry.[/release] Oh, boohoo, cry me a river.

[QUOTE=The Epidemic;18182990]Maybe they can perform an operation on her eyes and disable her tear glands or something? :confused:[/QUOTE] 1. Cost 2. No clue if its possible 3. Its probably going to leave her blind (Nothing to help keep debris off the eyes)

They just better make sure she's aware of the fact that she will die if she cries. Or atleast most probably. I think it would help. It's gonna one helluva life..

This makes me sad, I'm gonna cry.

[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;18182963]well at least we'll have one less whiny bitch to worry about[/QUOTE] [img]http://iplayalot.com/gifs/OhSnap.gif[/img] :onyd: [editline]09:47AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Robert!;18183141]She needs a lifetime supply of laughing gas. Or have the Joker to entertain her.[/QUOTE] The shitty black night joker, or the real, jack Nicholson (spelling) joker?

[QUOTE=Swimbound;18183631]The shitty black night joker, or the real, jack Nicholson (spelling) joker?[/QUOTE] Little respect for the dead.

[QUOTE=Swimbound;18183631][img]http://iplayalot.com/gifs/OhSnap.gif[/img] :onyd: [editline]09:47AM[/editline] The shitty black night joker, or the real, jack Nicholson (spelling) joker?[/QUOTE] The Dark Night joker is fucking scary man but he sure as hell isn't shitty.

[QUOTE=The Epidemic;18183656]The Dark Night joker is fucking scary man but he sure as hell isn't shitty.[/QUOTE] But hes not the joker. Hes just crazy. ...[i]bat[/i]shit crazy. YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA

This reminds me of the movie Speed for some reason, except instead of going a certain speed, she can't cry. And she's not a bus.

[QUOTE=Swimbound;18183666]But hes not the joker. Hes just crazy. ...[i]bat[/i]shit crazy. YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA[/QUOTE] His magic trick in dark knight amused me, so yes, he is joker.

It's simple. Remove her tear ducts! [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xl9wRBM-qx4/SoInGLRxp-I/AAAAAAAAATo/731157jGZLk/s400/mad+doc.jpg[/img] Muahahahahaha!

It's going to get worse as she gets older. Assuming she can go through the first, say, eighteen years of her life without shedding a tear (impossible) she still has to face the rest of her life and the curve balls that go with it.

This gives an entire new meaning to "breaking one's heart"

Sucks for her. Maybe she should go cry abou- oh, wait.

*insensitive comment* [editline]10:43AM[/editline] That makes me cool, right?

[QUOTE=ketchup;18184087]*insensitive comment* [editline]10:43AM[/editline] That makes me cool, right?[/QUOTE] What's there to be insensitive about? Kid's happy all the time.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18184101]What's there to be insensitive about? Kid's happy all the time.[/QUOTE] Oh, I don't know. [QUOTE=J Paul;18182968]Quick, someone steal this kid's candy or something. Or if you want to be the ultimate troll, you can get to know her and find some way to make her infatuated with you later on in her life, and then enter into a relationship with her, so that after she's accomplished the impossible task of living to maturity with such a condition, you'll be able to break up with her, breaking her heart, resulting in her death. But that's like 20+ years of constant trolling, and I'm just not that dedicated.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=AwesomeDino;18182963]well at least we'll have one less whiny bitch to worry about[/QUOTE]

"Honey, I have bad news. If you every cry, you could die." "But-but-that's horrible! :crying: " "fuck"

She needs to cry some moar [img]http://www.straferight.com/photopost/data/754/medium/TF2heavy023.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=ketchup;18184120]Oh, I don't know.[/QUOTE] Fuck them

[QUOTE=Swimbound;18184336]She needs to cry some moar [img]http://www.straferight.com/photopost/data/754/medium/TF2heavy023.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] OH LOOK someone posted a TF2 picture THAT IS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA AUTOLAFF

[QUOTE=Swimbound;18184336]She needs to cry some moar *TF2 pic*[/QUOTE] Actually, knowing Facepunch, I thought someone would say "Keep crying baby!".

But if she has already had 10 seizures, she'll start to associate crying with having a seisure and therefore hopefully not cry as much because cry=bad things.

I'm wishing good luck to the parents. This will be extremely difficult. In school some kid might be liek; "Bitch you robbdad meh crayons" And she be liek; "Waaaa. Plonk. "Dieded".

I'm going to cry right now because I know I can without dying :smile:

[QUOTE=Kendra;18182943]She better not go on forums and become a troll else she might QQ a lot.[/QUOTE] wtf man.

[QUOTE=The Epidemic;18182990]Maybe they can perform an operation on her eyes and disable her tear glands or something? :confused:[/QUOTE] I doubt it's the actual tears that harm her. Unless she cries acid or fires poison from her eyes or something. Holy shit it's Dan McNinja.