• Texas Mom Ripped Off Son's Scrotum and Then Superglued It Back On
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[QUOTE=Cowabanga;42632852]Sometimes I just think he makes these up to fit in every thread.[/QUOTE] Are you joking? If I was able to write that creatively I would become an author.
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;42632753]one woman does something bad - "WELL I'VE LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY"[/QUOTE]Then something good happens "Faith in humanity restored :smile:"
[QUOTE=Cowabanga;42632852]Sometimes I just think he makes these up to fit in every thread.[/QUOTE] In your defense though, even my own girlfriend doesn't believe some of the stories I tell her so I guess they do sound a little frivolous at times.
[QUOTE=Killer900;42633063]Then something good happens "Faith in humanity restored :smile:"[/QUOTE] Borderline youtube comment quality
What in the actual fuck. What the fuck! Why would she do that? Seriously, what the fuck kind of supreme Texas meth was she high on that made her do something so crazy? I could actually understand if she grabbed him by the ankles and tossed him out a goddamn window, or something else that's equally less insane than [i]grabbing a child's genitals in a fit of rage.[/i] I'm there right now, I would actually be okay with [i]anything else[/i] happening instead of this. Yep. That's happened. I'm in a weird place right now, and I feel like I should go hide somewhere and cry.[QUOTE=Snowmew;42632210]Will you ever find a SH thread where you don't have a similar experience to haunt us with?[/QUOTE]To be honest, it's happened to me too. Not really that uncommon, just most guys try desperately to forget it ever happened.[QUOTE=cNova;42632438]glued, oh god. Sounds like a 4chan thing to do[/QUOTE]Superglue is awesome at fixing wounds, I have a tube in all of my first-aid kits. (except the one in my truck, that has two tubes)
Yeah I've pierced my own lip with my tooth twice and you can't stitch it because you stretch your lips too much, my mom is a nurse and she just super glued it up both times.
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42633173]Yeah I've pierced my own lip with my tooth twice and you can't stitch it because you stretch your lips too much, my mom is a nurse and she just super glued it up both times.[/QUOTE] You really do your title justice with every post I see from you.
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42633173]Yeah I've pierced my own lip with my tooth twice and you can't stitch it because you stretch your lips too much, my mom is a nurse and she just super glued it up both times.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/12/03/science/really_190.jpg[/IMG] [url]http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/04/health/04real.html?_r=0[/url] Geez.
Shitty parenting right thar.
[QUOTE=nuttyboffin;42632259]I do hope that he won;t be able to reproduce, all sympathy to the kid, but i think the mother's gene pool needs to be cut..[/QUOTE] i feel really weird when i read "get that person out of the gene pool!" posts because like, anybody who honestly thinks something like that creeps me out.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;42632099]This is one of those questions that never has a clear answer. And I lost all faith I had in humanity, which wasn't much to begin with, once I read this article.[/QUOTE] You people lose your faith in humanity every week, if not every day. [QUOTE=breakyourfac;42633173]Yeah I've pierced my own lip with my tooth twice and you can't stitch it because you stretch your lips too much, my mom is a nurse and she just super glued it up both times.[/QUOTE] I've done that before too, that shit hurts so fucking bad. I feel your pain :(
If they ever show a mugshot, 10/10 chance it's gonna be a redneck-hillbillyhick woman who probably hasn't taken a shower or brushed their teeth in years.
I read this on the day I just got off duty with a call about a scrotum injury. God that's just unimaginably painful.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;42634609]i feel really weird when i read "get that person out of the gene pool!" posts because like, anybody who honestly thinks something like that creeps me out.[/QUOTE] Hello, I am facepunch and I agree with eugenics! Your parent did something dumb once? YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO REPRODUCE.
Errg. There are no words.
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;42635071]Hello, I am facepunch and I agree with eugenics! Your parent did something dumb once? YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO REPRODUCE.[/QUOTE] My ancestors in England used Sugar flavored Toothpaste, can I still reproduce?
I don't know I'll have to think this one over.
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