Scientits discover crickets have the biggest testicles in the world

[samwilki]

Nope, this guy has bigger ones.

NSFW: [url]http://videosift.com/video/Man-spends-6-years-injecting-silicone-into-his-PENIS[/url]

[Missing User]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;25972405]14% of its bodyweight?
That would be like me having my balls weigh 12 kilos or something!
On the plus-side, it would make getting around a whole new experience.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com/shared/sps/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/season_14/sp_1403_clip10.jpg?width=480[/img]

[Swilly]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;25972405]14% of its bodyweight?
That would be like me having my balls weigh 12 kilos or something!
On the plus-side, it would make getting around a whole new experience.[/QUOTE]

-snip because of fucking ninja-

GOD DAMN NINJA!

[Anthrax713]

[QUOTE=faze;25972987]What?[/QUOTE]

it's from a tv show, mock the week i think, i know that frankie boyle says it anyway.

[Anteep2]

[QUOTE=Anthrax713;25975749]it's from a tv show, mock the week i think, i know that frankie boyle says it anyway.[/QUOTE]

considering that he only quoted kestral, i think he has never heard of a kestral

[DainBramageStud]

[QUOTE=faze;25972987]What?[/QUOTE]

it's a type of bird

[Canuhearme?]

[QUOTE=Savaril;25975204][img_thumb]http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com/shared/sps/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/season_14/sp_1403_clip10.jpg?width=480[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

God dammit I was just going to post that.

[ItsGary]

That's a fairly [i]big[/i] discovery they've made.

[Geel]

[QUOTE=faze;25974641]We have a winner![/QUOTE]

We have a play-by-play narrator in a [b]fucking thread[/b]

Nah mang it's cool I love you.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=Doozle;25972961]"Shall we have a go at curing cancer?"

"No, I'm going to see how many Fruit Pastiles it takes to choke a kestral."[/QUOTE]

let's have a go at curing cancer

because it's just so FUCKING EASY ISN'T IT?

[BBKF]

That's nuts.

[amcwatters]

This is stupid.

[Number-41]

Requesting ms paint pics.

[LimeDeer]

Mmm cricket testicles.

[BCell]

What use is it to have big balls when it doesn't save you from being eaten

[carcarcargo]

[QUOTE=Doozle;25972961]"Shall we have a go at curing cancer?"

"No, I'm going to see how many Fruit Pastiles it takes to choke a kestral."[/QUOTE]
You stole that from Have I Got News for You.

[Elexar]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;25972405]14% of its bodyweight?
That would be like me having my balls weigh 12 kilos or something!
On the plus-side, it would make getting around a whole new experience.[/QUOTE]

that would mean you're fat

[superdinoman]

[QUOTE=Savaril;25975204][img_thumb]http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com/shared/sps/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/season_14/sp_1403_clip10.jpg?width=480[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

Ah but its nothing without the awesome music.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPdA7aJ5tJc[/media]

[meppers]

a rabbit's testicles are in front of the penis

[skoinks]

Hah. I now know what to say when someone calls me a grasshoppa.

I know they aren't the same.*