[QUOTE=hiimpaul123;34584402]Who decided they should study the way spiders use their dicks?[/QUOTE]
You think that's bad until you imagine the people working on the project.
I am deeply scarred for the rest of my life for trying to imagine how one of the guys measured the amount of semen in the spider's vagina.
What a dick.
:suicide:
Joke's on him. He still has to pay child services.
oh god why
why would nature ever allow this
maybe we'll evolve so that we can detach our penises
this takes rape to a whole new level
What the hell is going on in that picture?
[QUOTE=SystemGS;34598348]oh god why
why would nature ever allow this
maybe we'll evolve so that we can detach our penises
this takes rape to a whole new level[/QUOTE]
I'd never detach my penis because I'd be scared someone would steal it.
I mean imagine the extortion market; you've literally just stolen someone's manhood, you could hold it hostage and demand money.
You could steal famous people's dicks and sell them to fangirls (or just fans if they're particularly virulent), making thousands.
I only knew that this happened because of the Colbert Report.
Steven Colbert had the highest honor science could award him. They named a newly discovered species of spider's penis the "Colbear Clasper"
Although don't ask me what was so special about the penis that it needed a new name.
learn something new every day, thanks internet!
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;34598491]I only knew that this happened because of the Colbert Report.
Steven Colbert had the highest honor science could award him. They named a newly discovered species of spider's penis the "Colbear Clasper"
Although don't ask me what was so special about the penis that it needed a new name.[/QUOTE]
Does anyone even need to ask what's so special about his dick? It's Colbert. [I][B]Everything[/B][/I] is worth naming something after.
and now my dick hurts. Thanks a lot.
That's cool
so much arachnophobia in this thread
Fucking shivers down my spine.
[QUOTE=Nach0s!;34599096]Fucking shivers down my spine.[/QUOTE]
Are you sure those are just shivers?
[QUOTE=The Vman;34585332]For further lessons:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNdO-hRQgqg[/media][/QUOTE]
My God...
How the fuck does that work?
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