How to Re-Live Every Embarrassing Google Search You've Ever Made - Polidicks

What the FUCK happened this day [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aFTntmd.png[/IMG]

if you want to get really spooked check this out [URL="https://maps.google.com/locationhistory/"]https://maps.google.com/locationhistory/[/URL]

Went back to 2007. Finding weird porn searches. Ah, the days before incognito. :v:

[QUOTE=meppers;47579016]if you want to get really spooked check this out [URL="https://maps.google.com/locationhistory/"]https://maps.google.com/locationhistory/[/URL][/QUOTE] Kinda hard to get spooked by that when it has my location fairly off. It's about right on where I live (it's actually several houses off) but the trip I took to a friend's house recently is barely even in the right direction. Rather than going directly west from my house it goes southwest and stops half the distance from my house to my friend's house, lol.

[QUOTE=lord0war;47577636][img]http://i.imgur.com/Fc8xjxb.png[/img] Nothing. What the fuck was I looking for?[/QUOTE] You were probably bitching at or defending our dearest Facepunch member Sally and copied your or whoever's post for some reason and managed to accidentally put it in Google instead of something you thought you copied but accidentally managed to not.

If I didn't disable mine years and years ago, mine would have gone back to probably 2003/4 when I first got my Google account. I almost want to see it now. [editline]22nd April 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=meppers;47579016]if you want to get really spooked check this out [URL="https://maps.google.com/locationhistory/"]https://maps.google.com/locationhistory/[/URL][/QUOTE] This is kinda cool because I can go back to when I had my pizza job and check out all the deliveries I made over the course of a year.

[QUOTE=meppers;47579016]if you want to get really spooked check this out [URL="https://maps.google.com/locationhistory/"]https://maps.google.com/locationhistory/[/URL][/QUOTE] Precisely why the GPS stays off until I need it.

April 30 was a good day. [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/XSCOEKq.png[/thumb]

[QUOTE=meppers;47579016]if you want to get really spooked check this out [URL="https://maps.google.com/locationhistory/"]https://maps.google.com/locationhistory/[/URL][/QUOTE] Honestly, with this and my search history, it actually helps me what I was doing on certain days after I've completely forgot about them. For some it may be an invasion of privacy but tbh for me this is a really cool tool to remind myself what the hell I was doing.

I'm never logged in to google when I'm using google. I only log in to check my email then I log out :v:

[QUOTE=Treelor;47579171]Precisely why the GPS stays off until I need it.[/QUOTE] i have my GPS off at all times and it still has my location what the fuck

Top sites 1. [url]www.youtube.com[/url] 2. [url]www.pinterest.com[/url] 3. [url]www.reddit.com[/url] 4. en.wikipedia.org 5. [url]www.funnyjunk.com[/url] I don't get it though I didn't even know pinterest was a thing, I hate reddit, and I don't regular funny junk??? [editline]22nd April 2015[/editline] maybe funny junk is because I find tons of image searches and that dumb site shows up

I kinda hate google history, I once had a party of 15 people, I created new user account on PC and logged into it so it had no files, no history, nothing (especially no porn). I created it a week prior to party, and I got sick of PC being loaded onto login screen, I changed setting to automatically login into my real account with all my shit on it. Then before party starts I would log off, and login into fake clean account. Whenever I had parties, my PC was like control center controlling music etc.. So every party there was loads of people at PC deciding and voting on music. All my friends are computer illiterates, so internet went down for a second and they decided to press restart on PC, it rebooted and logged into my real account, as they started typing music streaming website - all my kinky shit got revealed. Thank god everyone was drunk + they are my good friends, they just made joke about it and thats it. Since that time - I lock my real account with password and leave guest account non password :v: Same goes for phone browser, sometimes friends ask to lend phone to check something, then they start typing adress and my shit shows up. Google history has failed me so many times :v:

[QUOTE=TheHydra;47579457]i have my GPS off at all times and it still has my location what the fuck[/QUOTE] Wifi and cell towers are just as good (maybe even better due to the speed) than GPS for getting your location in populated areas. It just does this in the background unless you completely disable location services, which can break useful features.

I found this the other day, damn those creeps almost kept a biography on me. Our privacy is getting nullified by our own negligence.

[QUOTE=meppers;47579016]if you want to get really spooked check this out [URL="https://maps.google.com/locationhistory/"]https://maps.google.com/locationhistory/[/URL][/QUOTE] I'm surprised by how routine my days are, never really thought about it until now. If you overlay every day for the last few months all the routes are pretty much identical save for a few days. Hell, even the weekdays and weekends have their own "routine" paths.

Sometimes when I'm searching I'll type in something that at first seems innocent but then I realise I've probably been put on a watchlist. I always do another search like "not that I intend to actually make a nitrogen bomb I just wanted to know how it worked" so the NSA/GCHQ know I'm cool. I have no need of this history deleting.

i dont want to cringe so im not gonna look [editline]22nd April 2015[/editline] jesus i was watching porn since i was 12

This is news to anyone? I've had this disabled for probably a decade now.

[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;47579015]What the FUCK happened this day [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aFTntmd.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]candy semen?

[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;47579791]jesus i was watching porn since i was 12[/QUOTE] phft, please

Try discovering the kinky horrors of Newgrounds at 8. Where my childhood went to die.

Huh, looks like I turned this off in early 2012. Seems good for me... On the other hand, going back and checking on this reminds me that I used to look up internet memes.

My first search on my account was in 2011, where I searched for facts about the Viola. [editline]23rd April 2015[/editline] I also searched for "tube you" [editline]23rd April 2015[/editline] And in 2012 I pirated Windows 95.

Wow, I have all my vacations on google maps, this is amazing. [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/OzlAXQ6.png[/img_thumb] Google knew where I was every day for a period of 2,5 years, so spooky

Something tells me I'm glad I don't have a google account.

[QUOTE=Ardosos;47580627]Something tells me I'm glad I don't have a google account.[/QUOTE] How do you function without one? So much shit uses them now.

how do you disable this

I love how my second top clicks is ipchicken because I'm apparently too lazy to bookmark that I just search it on google.

This is pretty hilarious. It's VERY obvious if me and my friends have used Google while drunk to study something amazing like "how to make beer" or "black hole theories." You can see there has been some furious debate going on. It's all gone now though, thank you for showing me this.