Wife Cuts off Husband's Penis, Tosses it in Garbage Disposal in California - Polidicks

[QUOTE=redBadger;31079053]Hopefully it can get surgically re-attached.[/QUOTE] It was ground up in a garbage disposal. So yes, let's hope.

Reading this made me gag, that's disgusting.

[QUOTE=MaveDustaine;31078565]quit shitposting in every thread almost all of your headlines' posts are vague passive-aggressive callouts[/QUOTE] Whaat? I wasn't criticizing the thread this time, just making a comment

What the fuck.

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[QUOTE=redBadger;31079053]Hopefully it can get surgically re-attached.[/QUOTE] If it was just cutoff probably, but it went down the waste disposal.

I swear there was an article about this ages ago.

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;31077966]He probably cheated on her. after so many years of marriage, cheating neither side takes it well if the other finds it (s)he is cheating.[/QUOTE] But why cheat on your wife/husband in the first place I can not understand, to work so hard to be with someone and then hump someone else just doesn't make whole lot of sense to me.

Thats.. horrible.

Well, ain't that some shit. But look at the bright side... he can make a profit out of his condition... [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/Bobbitt_Uncut.jpg[/img]

... My penis is crying in fear. Goddamnit, my pants is wet.

A wife cuts off her man's penis? [i]When did that become news?[/i] get it? get it? eh? eh?

Penis transplant coming any day now... Imagine THAT conversatioin: Doctor: "I have some good news and some bad news." Penisless dude: "Bad news first." Doctor: "The donor penis is off an Asian guy." Penisless dude: "Damn, never a black donor around when you need one. And the good news?" Doctor: "Rigor mortis has set in so you already have a hard on and we haven't even attached it yet! HAHAHAHA!"

Reminds me of that story about the wife who superglued her husband's hand to his penis because he was cheating on her.

[QUOTE=LarparNar;31078078]No they would be crying for her hand to be cut off. A lot of Facepunch seems to like the eye for an eye principle. She will be punished according to law and I'm fine with that.[/QUOTE] an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind my yoohoo has a bacon flavor

What the christ

I'm not saying it was right for her to do that, but we don't know the full story. The guy could had been abusing her and that is why she did what she did.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capacity to build the world's first bionic penis. Better... Stronger... Faster...

[QUOTE=Raxas;31083051]Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capacity to build the world's first bionic penis. Better... Stronger... Faster...[/QUOTE] You forgot one crucial part. [sp]bigger[/sp]

[QUOTE=Gabe Newell;31082607]an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind[/QUOTE] A wiener for a wiener makes the whole world wiener.*

I can't even start to imagine the pain he went through.

[QUOTE=Dongotti;31083518]I can't even start to imagine the pain he went through.[/QUOTE] You'd lose blood quickly so I think you'd go into shock quite fast.

[QUOTE=Fangz;31077285]Is it just me, or was she hoping that he would bleed out?[/QUOTE] Shit, put on a porno and he would've been dead within minutes

[QUOTE=CSOD;31079333]There was probably nothing to reattach. With any luck she cut him high up so at least he has [i]something[/i] left. Genital mutilation is some shit, I tell you what.[/QUOTE] Honestly I'd rather the whole thing be gone than a broken deformed stub.

hmmmmmm i wonder why the fuck the guy wanted to get a divorce in the first place ??.... think i might have a clue now -_-

so many puns

[QUOTE=Keyblockor;31077580]Excuse me but why would you do this to a man? Specifically over a divorce? I mean, it's slightly more reasonable if he were cheating on her, but if for no reason they were going through a divorce since they couldn't stand each other what the fuck would possess someone to chop off their husbands penis for retribution? I mean seriously, what the christ.[/QUOTE] Even if he were cheating on her, it's still not reasonable to cut off his penis.

What a dick move.

[QUOTE=demoguy08;31078623]Either she's mentally unstable or her husband has been treating her like utter shit for a long time, in which case I can [I]almost[/I] stretch to saying he deserved it.[/QUOTE] Even if you treat someone like utter shit no one has the right to condemn a man to live without his penis for the rest of his life. It's just unfair and morally wrong. The woman could've just said "fuck off from my life" and get it dealt with. Even if the man was a stubborn bastard the law would've been on the womans side. The man might have learned from his mistakes from the previous relationship and not to treat his partner like utter shit in the future. Now he's just doomed to a life without a family or anyone dear next to him. I think it's fucking sad.

I cringed