• Ikea withdraws cake contaminated with 'faecal bacteria'
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[QUOTE=TAU!;39814606]Dogs eat their shit to hide their scent and to prevent their puppies from leaving any trace of themselves behind. Shit is [b]NOT[/b] nutritious. It's practically a log of dead bacteria mixed with water.[/QUOTE] actually it can be nutritious. dogs and cats sometimes eat their shit when they have digestive trouble. a second go-through the intestinal track might be able to get more nutrients out of their food. some primates do it too normally iirc. [editline]6th March 2013[/editline] and i mean shit contains a lot more than bacteria and water. it's literally a log of the stuff the body can't or won't digest. that's why the bacteria eat it, that's why shit is used for fertilizer for plants.
The Ikea monkey likes to fling shit, what do you expect? Here he is watching someone touch the faecal freshness. [img]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/12/10/1355137476555/Ikea-monkey-in-Toronto-st-008.jpg[/img]
From article: [quote]Cake destroyed[/quote] I've never heard of food been [i]destroyed[/i] before. It sounds like a very extreme term to describe it. Also, I guess in this case, the cake was a lie. :v:
[QUOTE=TAU!;39814606]Dogs eat their shit to hide their scent and to prevent their puppies from leaving any trace of themselves behind. Shit is [b]NOT[/b] nutritious. It's practically a log of dead bacteria mixed with water.[/QUOTE] [I]Horse[/I] shit. Not dog shit. Dog shit's nasty.
I'm sure I heard something before saying that the food we eat contains a surprising amount of dead bug and over a year we eat the equivalent of hundreds of spiders through our food or something like that
how does ikea serve food wtf do you have to cook it yourself
Why would I eat at a place that makes their cheap furniture from compressed sawdust in the first place
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;39818523]how does ikea serve food wtf do you have to cook it yourself[/QUOTE] pull the tab off of egg A and pour contents into bowl G Use the Allen Whisk to stir egg until it forms the letter C
Reminds me of this old thread: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1152267[/url]
We don't have to take this shit from you, Ikea.
[video=youtube;sNprYJNAzBs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNprYJNAzBs[/video]
[QUOTE=Frisk;39808734]Ikea has restaurants? I thought they sold furniture[/QUOTE] their meatballs are to die for and their hotdogs are awesome for the price.
[QUOTE=Nelth;39808765]there's a food court in every ikea that has the most delicious foods I have eaten yet, my favorite are meatballs with chips and that amazing sauce their cakes are really freaking good too, caramel chocolate cake is to die for[/QUOTE] I don't think that was chocolate....
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