These Cute Brownies Will Literally Knock You Unconscious - Polidicks

I take 9 mg of melatonin every night, works better for me than any sleeping drug I've ever taken. Feels much more refreshing/natural in the morning.

[QUOTE=Motherfucker;29879611]Beiber in town is he?[/QUOTE] i swear everyone pays attention to my avatar

I wouldn't want to eat one accidentally and pass out as a prank. So fuck that

[QUOTE=The Spie;29879954]I wouldn't want to eat one accidentally and pass out as a prank. So fuck that[/QUOTE] My friend got AIDS from a weed needle

I'd try one.

[QUOTE=Sanius;29880018]My friend got AIDS from a weed needle[/QUOTE] Did he think he'd be fine? Did he even learn anything in school? :colbert:

[QUOTE=The Spie;29880038]Did he think he'd be fine? Did he even learn anything in school? :colbert:[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/gAyWh.gif[/img]

Somebody must post these to me! How much does a few packs, + postage to Brisbane cost?

[QUOTE=Tetracycline;29877560]I want these where are they[/QUOTE] Your sister has some. Go dig around in her dresser.

These would be great on a first date. Rapedate. Oh yeah.

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;29880357]These would be great on a first date. Rapedate. Oh yeah.[/QUOTE] I advise against sharing your rape fantasies with random people on the internet

It's numbing how biased and sarcastic that article was.

[QUOTE=The Spie;29880038]Did he think he'd be fine? Did he even learn anything in school? :colbert:[/QUOTE] I'd assume this post were a joke if it were anyone else.

[QUOTE=The Spie;29880038]Did he think he'd be fine? Did he even learn anything in school? :colbert:[/QUOTE] Please be joking, please be joking. Nobody can be as stupid as you are. [QUOTE=Splarg!;29878521]If they actually work, what the hell are they doing in convenience stores? [I]Somebody[/I] will undoubtedly eat one while they're driving.[/QUOTE] Almost beat you Spie, but he's not quite as stupid. Splarg, you realize that if you eat something that will intoxicate you while driving you're about as stupid as somebody who drinks and drives? Seriously, irresponsible people are going to be irresponsible even if this isn't on the market.

[QUOTE=Contag;29879357]Except that melatonin is produced in the body on an [B]hourly[/B] basis. If you're not a narcoleptic you should be fine.[/QUOTE] How much is produced though, and how much can the body digest in a single hour?

[QUOTE=Swilly;29880982]How much is produced though, and how much can the body digest in a single hour?[/QUOTE] [quote=http://lewisford.info/melatonin.html] ... humans need to take relatively huge (20 - 200 mg) oral doses of supplemental Melatonin to directly and fully stimulate the Melatonin receptors that line the ventricals and canals of their brains. Yet supplemental doses of just 1/3 - 3 mg of Melatonin are commonly used to help people with insomnia to fall asleep. The are two reason why so little, taken orally and diluted by all of the fluid in the entire body, can still help to put middle-aged people to sleep.[/quote]

[QUOTE=Sanius;29881021][/QUOTE] ....so these cakes can actually make some pass out. :colbert:

Yes and so can Nyquil

[QUOTE=Sanius;29881192]Yes and so can Nyquil[/QUOTE] But that's listed as medicine and not hidden as a tasty treat.

Hidden? How dense do you have to be...

[QUOTE=Swilly;29881212]But that's listed as medicine and not hidden as a tasty treat.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure the packaging says what you're getting! Not like the brownie is tricking you in any sense.

[QUOTE=Valdor;29881246]Pretty sure the packaging says what you're getting! Not like the brownie is tricking you in any sense.[/QUOTE] Not literally but there probably isn't as much fine print on it as there is on Nyquil.

[quote]So how have they escaped FDA scrutiny? By slapping a "Not for food use" label on the wrapper and claiming instead to be a dietary supplement.[/quote] The FDA should not allow this sort of free pass when it's intention is so blatantly obvious.

Because melatonin can seriously hurt you.

[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;29881732]The FDA should not allow this sort of free pass when it's intention is so blatantly obvious.[/QUOTE] Uh...?

[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;29881732]The FDA should not allow this sort of free pass when it's intention is so blatantly obvious.[/QUOTE] Alcohol? Oh wait, that's OK :downs:

[QUOTE=Valdor;29881886]Alcohol? Oh wait, that's OK :downs:[/QUOTE] don't forget cigarettes cigarettes are okay because large corporations like them

[QUOTE=Sanius;29881912]don't forget cigarettes cigarettes are okay because large corporations like them[/QUOTE] And they totally don't have warnings written on the thing :downs: [editline]17th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Valdor;29881886]Alcohol? Oh wait, that's OK :downs:[/QUOTE] Nor are they legally required to say in advertisement to please drink responsibly. Ohhh nooo! Its a conspiracy by large corporations and the FDA because they're totally lying to us consumers.

cigarettes get a pass because they have warnings nice to know

Hey guys. These brownies contain melatonin. Your body produces melatonin. Now, melatonin supplements, when taken outside of this form, cause you to generally sleep. The main purpose of them is getting into a proper circadian rhythm, or sleep cycle. In this case, these can cause you to sleep. However, they may just make you incredibly drowsy. Either way, it's not exactly the best plan to take them before driving. And as for the "not for food use" thing, that's valid. If it wasn't, we couldn't sell gummy vitamins, or other nutritional supplements in easy to consume forms.