• Just-launched US spy rocket bares logo 'Nothing Is Beyond Our Reach' with an octopus molesting Earth
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[QUOTE=Native Hunter;43092686]And so begins the dawn of the empire known as, Murrica[/QUOTE] The grip is getting tighter as they feel like they have less control.
the u.s. has a weird history of picking ominous looking patches [editline]6th December 2013[/editline] [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VcQZzNMRek4/TPVhytUtQzI/AAAAAAAAAHg/FXe8blk9qGk/s1600/NROL32_patch-769497.jpg[/img] like seriously are you just asking for conspiracy retards to be paranoid
[QUOTE=Lambda 217;43092100]how about a cuttlefish instead [t]http://lookatthatfuckingcuttlefish.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/baby_cuttlefish_by_mentaldstruction.jpg[/t] they're like octopi but cooler in every single way[/QUOTE] [t]http://asset-a.soup.io/asset/2989/5578_a80d.jpeg[/t]
[img]http://www.thelivingmoon.com/45jack_files/04images/Patches/032.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Primigenes;43093313]Our NROL patches are always weird shit. Some of them look like cartoony evil shit though [t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/National_Reconnaissance_Office_NROL-38_launch_patch.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Are you sure that one isn't Digimon fan art?
Oh haha, I didn't expect to see this on here. One of our satellites was on this launch. The mission patch is right about the coolest thing ever. [img]http://i.imgur.com/qwyTu04.png[/img]
If I have to be part of the ~~~Amerikkkan Authoritarian Imperialistic Hegemony~~~ at least we have cool patches :v:
I'll give you 20 bucks for it
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;43093379]Oh haha, I didn't expect to see this on here. One of [I]our[/I] satellites was on this launch. The mission patch is right about the coolest thing ever. [img]http://i.imgur.com/qwyTu04.png[/img][/QUOTE] Who do you work for?
World domination has been on the American agenda for a while now.
[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;43091997]They might as well use the U.U. symbol, it beats nearly everything in terms of stating authority over the peasant Earth. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/59/Combine.svg/200px-Combine.svg.png[/img][/QUOTE] It looks like a guy throwing his hands up in the air in surrender.
[QUOTE=dai;43092993][t]http://asset-a.soup.io/asset/2989/5578_a80d.jpeg[/t][/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XneLZgdzSI[/media]
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;43093428]It looks like a guy throwing his hands up in the air in surrender.[/QUOTE] Are you sure he isn't just dancing to YMCA and doing the C?
[QUOTE=OvB;43093408]Who do you work for?[/QUOTE] If he tells you he'll have to kill you.
[QUOTE=Sableye;43092321][t]http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.12766663.0535/fc,220x200,black.jpg[/t] now confirmed, the U.S. gov's trolling budget is in the multibillion dollars[/QUOTE] "Unless you wire ten trillion dollars to three swiss bank accounts int he next 96 hours, we will proceed to extract all the oil from your lands, country by country."
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;43091896]I just watched Captain America [t]http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/12024/12119844_1.jpg?v=8CEC8CC5ED32C80[/t] Thought of this.[/QUOTE] Hydra infiltrating the US government was a Captain America story arc.
[QUOTE=Primigenes;43093313]Our NROL patches are always weird shit. Some of them look like cartoony evil shit though [t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/National_Reconnaissance_Office_NROL-38_launch_patch.jpg[/t] [t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/NROL19_USA171_patch.jpg[/t] [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/USA200patch.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Oh, my dad works in aerospace. He was telling me a couple weeks ago about how badass one of the patches for something that was completed was, but I can't remember exactly what he said.
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;43093379]Oh haha, I didn't expect to see this on here. One of our satellites was on this launch. The mission patch is right about the coolest thing ever. [img]http://i.imgur.com/qwyTu04.png[/img][/QUOTE] Is there somewhere I could actually buy one of those?
[QUOTE=Paramud;43095063]Is there somewhere I could actually buy one of those?[/QUOTE] you can buy a shirt.
I was so ready for an Onion link at the bottom of that OP. Now I'm just sort of speechless.
[QUOTE=Lambda 217;43092100]how about a cuttlefish instead [t]http://lookatthatfuckingcuttlefish.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/baby_cuttlefish_by_mentaldstruction.jpg[/t] they're like octopi but cooler in every single way[/QUOTE] RUDIMENTARY CREATURES OF BLOOD AND FLESH
[QUOTE=Strike 86;43098474]I was so ready for an Onion link at the bottom of that OP. Now I'm just sort of speechless.[/QUOTE] NRO know's they're the shit.
reminds me of this: [video=youtube;hn1VxaMEjRU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU[/video] [editline]7th December 2013[/editline] wtf the tags are broken
This one's up there. I blame the hellish fire. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3c/NROL49_patch.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;43091896]I just watched Captain America [t]http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/12024/12119844_1.jpg?v=8CEC8CC5ED32C80[/t] Thought of this.[/QUOTE] I never understood why Hydra has an octopus as its logo.
[img]http://i1.wp.com/vigilantcitizen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/015-e1308237781492.png?resize=450%2C450[/img]
Fuck all y'all. This one was so badass it was on a dollar coin: [Img]http://www.collectspace.com/images/astronaut_patches02a.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://rohan7things.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/tumblr_m7lomn2rum1qakg3to1_500.png[/img]
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;43093379]Oh haha, I didn't expect to see this on here. One of our satellites was on this launch. The mission patch is right about the coolest thing ever. [img]http://i.imgur.com/qwyTu04.png[/img][/QUOTE] I want one, I want one so bad. [editline]7th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Sector 7;43091605][img]http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/BunnySlipperPatch.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/4lkgAsk.jpg[/img]
Watched this launch last night, only description on their website was "military reconnaissance satellite". was launched from about thirty miles away and still rattled all the windows. Night before last. Thursday night. whenever.
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