• Parent reportedly names child "Hashtag", presumably hate their child and want the piss taken out of
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[QUOTE=robotman5;38626928]Why the fuck would you name her Hashtag?![/QUOTE] If your a fucking idiot, you would.
reminds me of that guy that named his son megatron because he got 1,000,000 likes on a facebook page but thats cool because megatron is cool
[QUOTE=dass;38627113]You certainly hope you don't name your kid optimus prime and then he gets fat. Optimus Prime Rib.[/QUOTE] If he becomes a mathematician: Prime Number If he becomes a TV addict: Prime Time If he becomes a trucker: Prime Inc. If he becomes a football player: Prime F.C. If he becomes an electrician: PRIME If he runs for office: Prime Minister If he becomes a banker: Prime Rate I can come up with stuff from wikipedia's disambiguation page all day.
Come on morons stick to names of abstract emotions or minerals, at least those are passable as names. This is like looking around the room and naming your kid lamp.
Reminds me of when David Beckham called his baby Harper 7 It sounds like some sort of drain cleaner!
The moral of this story is to never learn English from Chris Brown's twitter feed.
[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;38626931]i wonder if she will be legally allowed to write her name as '#'.[/QUOTE] If I remember right, there were some parents in China who tried to name their child '@'.
In all honesty, I do think these people should be allowed to call the child what they like but the doctors/nurses/midhusbands should warn them about the years of abuse that child is going to suffer from the name. Do it all in a "It's a wonderful life" style of thing.
[QUOTE=zakedodead;38627316]Come on morons stick to names of abstract emotions or minerals, at least those are passable as names. This is like looking around the room and naming your kid lamp.[/QUOTE] what if you were in the bathroom name your son Toilet
[QUOTE=J!NX;38627544]what if you were in the bathroom name your son Toilet[/QUOTE] and thus the story of elecbullet was brought to light
[QUOTE=J!NX;38627544]what if you were in the bathroom name your son Toilet[/QUOTE] or My Biggest Shit Yet [editline]i love you[/editline] Johnson
[QUOTE=Psychopath12;38627062]I wouldn't want my child to have a literal reason to say "[i]Danger[/i] is my middle name." But that's just me.[/QUOTE] Think about the advantages though: 1) Nobody will ever sell your kid alcohol or tobacco because they will think the ID is fake. 2) With the middle name Danger your kid will probably be cool 3) You have an excuse to yell Danger when your kid is acting up 4) Your kid will grow up with a great conversation starter Possible additional advantage: Nickname him General and refer to him as General Danger, even more fun to yell in public. Plus you are raising a super villain. [editline]edit[/editline] Although I do admit I may need to purchase additional heath coverage, as he will probably break a lot of bones, feeling the need to live up to his name.
And how are the parents capable of breathing? Since they though [I]that[/I] would be a good name for a kid, they're not getting much oxygen to that lump of goo between their ears.
[QUOTE=J!NX;38627544]what if you were in the bathroom name your son Toilet[/QUOTE] Harper 7
[QUOTE=zakedodead;38627316]Come on morons stick to names of abstract emotions [B]or minerals[/B], at least those are passable as names. This is like looking around the room and naming your kid lamp.[/QUOTE] John Xenon? Yttrium Jones?
Hashtag doesn't actually sound that bad to me, though I predict boxes for this opinion. It's not a good name, sure, but it's on the good side of crap.
[QUOTE=EcksDee;38628082]Hashtag doesn't actually sound that bad to me, though I predict boxes for this opinion. It's not a good name, sure, but it's on the good side of crap.[/QUOTE] it's a less stinky piece of shit but it's still a piece of shit name Better than the worst of all names [url]http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2010/04/16/analy/[/url] also Bud Light and Bud Wieser from [url]http://www.stupidkidnames.com/all-the-stupid-names/[/url] also [url]http://www.ethanwiner.com/funnames.html[/url]
[QUOTE=J!NX;38628161]it's a less stinky piece of shit but it's still a piece of shit name I mean, better than "John Smith" (worlds most common and generic name ever), or even the worst of all [url]http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2010/04/16/analy/[/url][/QUOTE] My bother's girlfriend is related to an Ashley who due to very dumb parents has her name spelled "Asshole" on her birth certificate. I dont know how the nurses/doctors let that one through.
Wasn't there some study that found that uncommon or unique child names tend to increase chances of delinquency in later years? I can't find it now, but I remember reading about it.
[QUOTE=J!NX;38628161]it's a less stinky piece of shit but it's still a piece of shit name Better than the worst of all names [url]http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2010/04/16/analy/[/url] from [url]http://www.stupidkidnames.com/all-the-stupid-names/[/url] also [url]http://www.ethanwiner.com/funnames.html[/url][/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure the names "John/Jane Doe" are on pretty much every no-fly/suspicious list out there [editline]28th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=EcksDee;38628206]Wasn't there some study that found that uncommon or unique child names tend to increase chances of delinquency in later years? I can't find it now, but I remember reading about it.[/QUOTE] I think I read that too
[QUOTE=imptastick;38628195]My bother's girlfriend is related to an Ashley who due to very dumb parents has her name spelled "Asshole" on her birth certificate. I dont know how the nurses/doctors let that one through.[/QUOTE] that is a perfect set up for a flawless insult "why, you're such an asshole, even your birth certificate says so!"
Really inconsiderate on the parent's part, I will never understand what makes people think it's okay to name their child such things. There's some kid in my local elementary school named "Sir Peepee", it's ridiculous.
[QUOTE=Cone;38628037]John Xenon? Yttrium Jones?[/QUOTE] Minerals, not elements. Like "Amethyst", "Olivine" or "Asbestiform tremolite"
What a cute name #.
Hashtag gonna be bawlin'
Should have named it hashbrown.
I see a lifetime of awkward interdictions.
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;38627438]If I remember right, there were some parents in China who tried to name their child '@'.[/QUOTE] Must've liked rougelikes.
[QUOTE=mobrockers2;38626936]How is this even allowed? This would never be allowed where I live. As in, you'd never be able to register your child with that name.[/QUOTE] So how does your country decide what names are valid? Do they just have a list of Christian names? You must be John, Mark, Luke, Paul, Mary or Rachel? Would they allow a name like "Barack"? [editline]28th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Falcqn;38628438]Minerals, not elements. Like "Amethyst", "Olivine" or "Asbestiform tremolite"[/QUOTE] Or Cummingtonite.
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