• Smugglers fuck up, hide €6m of cocaine in banana boxes and send them to a supermarket
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[img]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/72140000/jpg/_72140194_72140193.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25640485[/url] [quote]Police in Berlin have found 140kg (309lb) of cocaine hidden in banana boxes which were sent to a supermarket in an apparent mistake by traffickers. Cocaine valued at 6m euros (£5m; $8.2m) was found in fruit sent to five branches of Aldi-Nord in and around the German capital, police said. The drugs are believed to have arrived by sea in Hamburg from Colombia, from where they were shipped by lorry. Smugglers probably made a "logistical error", a police spokesman said.[/quote]
And then some very excited drug dealer is going to receive 140kg of bananas.
Sounds like someone is going to end up dead.
"Hey Honey, what sort of hormones do they use on these new Bananas? BECAUSE THEY'RE FANTASTIC!"
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;43458611]Sounds like someone is going to end up dead.[/QUOTE] Probably already is.
AW FUCK, BERLIN!? SON OF A BITCH. If I knew there was big boxes of cocaine at my local supermarket, oh shit, I'd have a magical time. Some poor box kid would go in the back to grab a box of bananas and discover [i]everything[/i] coated in a fine, white powder. Then they would see me, naked and sitting on top a pile of boxes, twitching and muttering about the economy and leather fetishes.
Why is that cop wearing balaclava?
[QUOTE=Splash Attack;43459636]Why is that cop wearing balaclava?[/QUOTE] If you were standing next to 8 million dollars worth of cocaine that didn't go where it was supposed to go, would you want your face shown? :v:
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;43458611]Sounds like someone is going to end up dead.[/QUOTE] if i fucked up this hard i'd probably just kill myself would be better than being hacked up by a chainsaw or whatever vile stuff they'd come up with
[QUOTE=Splash Attack;43459636]Why is that cop wearing balaclava?[/QUOTE] protect his identity
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;43458611]Sounds like someone is going to end up dead.[/QUOTE] some drug lord is going bananas right now
Some drug lord is probably selling Bananas now.
Someones body is gonna end up at the bottom of a river if it hasn't already [editline]8th January 2014[/editline] Then again it came from Columbia so they probably hung him from a helicopter
This just like that quest from Runescape. You have to smuggle Karamja Rum off of Karamja Island buy hiding it in a crate of bananas that get shipped to the grocery store in Port Sarim. Then then you get a a job at the grocery store where you can collect the smuggled rum and deliver it to Redbeard Frank. [URL]http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Pirate%27s_Treasure[/URL]
I dunno guys I don't wanna pretend I know shit but are you sure this whole "the guy who fucked up ends up chopped to little bits" is realistic? I mean, fuckups like this happen all the time and it's kinda because when the very intent is to make something "hidden" it's likely you yourself lose track of it so it's not like it's something nobody would expect to happen, ever. Also, if your operation loses 6M worth of cocaine to police, you just got yourself a pretty massive heat increase as the cops now know there was JUST NOW somebody shifting 6M worth of cocaine, and gonna be looking for who was it, who they worked for, etc. If you kill the guy who fucked up, you end up with heat of the cocaine breech plus heat of having to get rid of a fresh body plus the fact you just lost a henchman you entrusted with 6M worth of cocaine so you probably valued them up to until that point. I would imagine somebody will get shouted at a very big lot and owe their boss quite some favors but I dunno about immediate brutal murder.
The exact same thing happened in Oslo
[QUOTE=BCell;43459948]Some drug lord is probably selling Bananas now.[/QUOTE]"My entire drug smuggling career was building up to this moment. I've always wanted to be a banana farmer. My grandfather farmed banana's twenty-six hours a day! He was the greatest banana farmer in Columbia! He died with a bunch of bananas clenched in his fist as he tried to save the farm from the invaders! I will avenge you, grandfather!"
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;43461606]"My entire drug smuggling career was building up to this moment. I've always wanted to be a banana farmer. My grandfather farmed banana's twenty-six hours a day! He was the greatest banana farmer in Columbia! He died with a bunch of bananas clenched in his fist as he tried to save the farm from the invaders! I will avenge you, grandfather!"[/QUOTE] Sounds like the plot of a Michael Bay movie.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;43461369]I dunno guys I don't wanna pretend I know shit but are you sure this whole "the guy who fucked up ends up chopped to little bits" is realistic? I mean, fuckups like this happen all the time and it's kinda because when the very intent is to make something "hidden" it's likely you yourself lose track of it so it's not like it's something nobody would expect to happen, ever. Also, if your operation loses 6M worth of cocaine to police, you just got yourself a pretty massive heat increase as the cops now know there was JUST NOW somebody shifting 6M worth of cocaine, and gonna be looking for who was it, who they worked for, etc. If you kill the guy who fucked up, you end up with heat of the cocaine breech plus heat of having to get rid of a fresh body plus the fact you just lost a henchman you entrusted with 6M worth of cocaine so you probably valued them up to until that point. I would imagine somebody will get shouted at a very big lot and owe their boss quite some favors but I dunno about immediate brutal murder.[/QUOTE] Are you serious? Many of the guys that do the dirty work for the cartel are mules and highly disposable. Being killed is a very very real consequence, and its not a big deal that they must get rid of a body.
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