• Man acts as own attorney, tells judge, "You trippin'. I going to trial."
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[QUOTE=GunFox;37087734]If even a third of the people accused and arrested in the United States defended themselves/used a public defender and demanded a jury trial, we could break the US justice system just enough to fix it in part. The system would fall apart almost immediately. There isn't anywhere near enough funds in anyone's justice coffers to pay for that many trials. Seeing as we place more people in prison than virtually any nation on the planet capable of tracking such statistics, we really need to break the system.[/QUOTE] legal DDOS everyone go commit petty crimes then take them to trial
[QUOTE=Kalibos;37087037]he should have used the chewbacca defense[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clKi92j6eLE[/media]
[QUOTE=dgg;37087531]So how do you rob a bank without guns? Do you walk up the counter and scream at the top of your lungs telling them that it is a robbery and that you expect them to give you cash? Same goes for carjacking as well, you don't get people to get out of their cars without a weapon (whilst you kill faster with a gun a baseball bat is just as dangerous so I don't think that should make a difference either). Possibly getting life sentence for robbing a bank is ridiculous no matter how you look at it.[/QUOTE] Welp if you're George Clooney you can always just bluff your way into a bank robbery [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RJ6USD2nEU[/media]
[QUOTE=Dori;37086996]because he's black good joke dude[/QUOTE] or because, you know, the first thing he said was "you be trippin'" white people can say that too
[QUOTE=dgg;37086985]"James was charged with one count of armed carjacking, one count of robbery with a firearm, both felonies, punishable by life in prison." Holy fucking shit?! Really? That is fucked up.[/QUOTE] Life in prison isn't really life, its 25 years. So with bother charges he will probable come out with something well below 50 years and for a crime that could very well kill someone it doesn't seem to harsh.
Who needs a lawyer when you got swag
[QUOTE=Dori;37086996]because he's black good joke dude[/QUOTE] because only black people rap right you fucking racist
[QUOTE=Dori;37087380]have you ever interacted with a black person? [b]this is the whitest thing I've read in a while[/b] [/QUOTE] lmao the hypocrisy
im not racist i used to have a black friend
"Bitch, I ain't going back to jail"
[QUOTE=BusterBluth;37089402]Life in prison isn't really life, its 25 years. So with bother charges he will probable come out with something well below 50 years and for a crime that could very well kill someone it doesn't seem to harsh.[/QUOTE] It's harsh. He didn't harm (as far as this article states) nor kill anyone. He intimated people. I think that's a huge difference.
[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;37090100]because only black people rap right you fucking racist[/QUOTE] Oh, right, we have Eminem. :v:
[video=youtube;Re-pMaaLHuk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re-pMaaLHuk[/video]
Wow, what a fine, upstanding, young intellectual. I wonder if he learned this tactic during his years at Harvard Law School.
[QUOTE=Dori;37086996]because he's black good joke dude[/QUOTE] Aha, oh wow.
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