[QUOTE=EXoDUSFLT;19564689]That's an Elephant.[/QUOTE]
uhm, this is an elephant
[img]http://bioweb.uwlax.edu/bio203/s2007/shah_rach/AfricanElephant111.jpg[/img]
It lives on land. That animal lives on water.
This thread deterioration is one of the reasons I love facepunch.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19564915]uhm, this is an elephant
[IMG]http://bioweb.uwlax.edu/bio203/s2007/shah_rach/AfricanElephant111.jpg[/IMG]
It lives on land. That animal lives on water.[/QUOTE]
Don't be stupid, boy.
[QUOTE=OvB;19565316]Don't be stupid, boy.[/QUOTE]
whatchu gonna do about it? aint my fault you cant tell difference between a loch ness monster and an elephant
I thought they scanned all of Loch Ness with Sonar Rays and found no signs of any monster.
I couldn't find a picture of Ranger Park the park ranger, so:
[img]http://slurmed.com/fanart/lee/131_big-foot.png[/img]
well, at least he wont be after my $3.50
I saw it last night, honest!
"Look outside, do you see any smurfs? No, because they're all dead!"
[IMG]http://www.glennbeck.com/images/news/2009/11/111209cartman.jpg[/IMG]
I'm so surprised that we've walked on the moon, and have plans to visit mars someday yet we haven't even explored a lake on our own home turf.
I say we drain the lake.
ill miss nessie
rest in peace 'ol myth
[QUOTE=ss1234;19566349]I say we drain the lake.[/QUOTE]
I remember thinking this back when I was twelve. Oh boy are you going to have fun when someone tells you why that's a terrible idea.
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Oh I'll go ahead and tell you anyways.
The deepest point of the Loch is about 750 feet deep. And, according to Wolfram Alpha, it can hold about ten times the amount of water in Sydney Harbor. Practically speaking, it's impossible to drain. That, and you'd be killing off all the fish in the lake, which I don't think the local Scots would like too much.
If you want to go ahead and look for Nessie via webcam, though, I've always liked [url=http://www.lochness.co.uk/livecam/]this site[/url].
[QUOTE=ss1234;19566349]
I say we drain the lake.[/QUOTE]
That's a terrible idea.
[QUOTE=UnidentifiedFlyingTard;19565949]well, at least he wont be after my $3.50[/QUOTE]
This thread got funnier and funnier until I got to this and I knew it couldn't get better.
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At least there's the Blue Jersey Devil.
[QUOTE=xpod1;19568560]At least there's the Blue Jersey Devil.[/QUOTE]
You mean the [b][i]New[/i][/b] Jersey Devil, right?
Why not just scan the loch?
[QUOTE=Carne;19569655]Why not just scan the loch?[/QUOTE]
I'll just fire up the tricorders and start scanning!
[QUOTE=Carne;19569655]Why not just scan the loch?[/QUOTE]
Loch Ness Monsters can't be scanned because of their reptilian ezcoylatesin skin which deflects radio waves, which we use to scan things.
X-Rays from satelliete into the pond then?
[QUOTE=Keyblockor;19570146]X-Rays from satelliete into the pond then?[/QUOTE]
[b]reptilian ezcoylatesin skin[/b], noting can practically scan it, hence why it's been invisible to us this whole time, but having eye-witnesses.
[QUOTE=Keyblockor;19570146]X-Rays from satelliete into the pond then?[/QUOTE]
[b]Lake[/b].
[b]Underwater caverns[/b].
[b]Magic reptilian armour of +3 Stealth[/b].
[QUOTE=Jacklus;19565460]I thought they scanned all of Loch Ness with Sonar Rays and found no signs of any monster.[/QUOTE]
One theory is that it lives in one of the caverns, which could possibly lead above water level.
It's entirely possible that it hibernates or just evades sonar sweeps. They do make a noise so it's possible the beast recognises them and hides. The beast may also be shaped in such a way that it disperses sonar waves.
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;19568379]I remember thinking this back when I was twelve. Oh boy are you going to have fun when someone tells you why that's a terrible idea.
[B]Edit:[/B]
Oh I'll go ahead and tell you anyways.
The deepest point of the Loch is about 750 feet deep. And, according to Wolfram Alpha, it can hold about ten times the amount of water in Sydney Harbor. Practically speaking, it's impossible to drain. That, and you'd be killing off all the fish in the lake, which I don't think the local Scots would like too much.
If you want to go ahead and look for Nessie via webcam, though, I've always liked [URL="http://www.lochness.co.uk/livecam/"]this site[/URL].[/QUOTE]
I always thought of draining that lake since I was a little kid. I knew there were caves in there, but damn that's a ton of water. Maybe in the future we'll have better technology for searching complex underwater caves.
[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;19562688]why don't they like, get a submarine and look for him???[/QUOTE]
Even better idea: Dredge the lake. If anythings in there, they would find it that way, no sifting through murky water required!
[QUOTE]Conservatives claim Nessie was the first victim of the death panels set up by Obama's America-hating, terrorist-loving national health care.[/QUOTE]
Is that a gag site or is this a serious article with a bit of sarcasm thrown in?
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19570122]Loch Ness Monsters can't be scanned because of their reptilian ezcoylatesin skin which deflects radio waves, which we use to scan things.[/QUOTE]
If it deflected radio waves, then wouldn't we actually be able to find it?
[QUOTE=EXoDUSFLT;19564689]That's an Elephant.[/QUOTE]
This guy is correct, the elephant is underwater looking upwards with it's trunk out of the water like a Snorkel
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