[QUOTE=TheTalon;19602709]This guy is correct, the elephant is underwater looking upwards with it's trunk out of the water like a Snorkel[/QUOTE]
Uhm, elephants are too heavy to swim.
hence why they love land.
get education
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19604707]Uhm, elephants are too heavy to swim.
hence why they love land.
get education[/QUOTE]
Ya, these people are retarded. Next thing you know it they'll be saying that elephants can fly too!
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19604707]Uhm, elephants are too heavy to swim.
hence why they love land.
get education[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.upali.ch/swim_en.html[/url]
k
[img]http://amitkulkarni.info/pics/hampi/hampi-pics/P1010304.JPG[/img]
Here is a picture of a man riding the Loch Ness Monster.
Unfortunately, this picture was taking years ago, so we can't tell if Nessie is still alive.
[QUOTE=markg06;19604809][url]http://www.upali.ch/swim_en.html[/url]
k[/QUOTE]
Uhm, anything with a "ch" at the end is a satire website, boy.
And that "video" is noting but bullshit.
It's physics son, learn it.
What's next? Can Elephants blow our heads up with their sonar?
They have gone through the loch with sonar and have found FUCK ALL.
Jesus, one man's practical joke has brought years of stupidity.
[editline]10:23AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=ViralHatred;19570692]One theory is that it lives in one of the caverns, which could possibly lead above water level.
It's entirely possible that it hibernates or just evades sonar sweeps. They do make a noise so it's possible the beast recognises them and hides. The beast may also be shaped in such a way that it disperses sonar waves.[/QUOTE]
yes.
he isn't detected by sonar waves because that would invalidate his existence, thus we must change it so that he cannot be found by sonar sweeps. We will also assume the existence of caverns where a massive creature could somehow sustain itself on something, despite the fact that nothing in the loch could ever feed a creature the size of what people believe Loch Ness is.
Not to mention that this creature has somehow evolved to disperse sonar waves
Holy shit if we do end up draining it and wasting a fuckton of money, everyone will be like "IT'S THE MAGICAL ARMOUR OF IT THAT MAKES IT INVISIBLE"
[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;19606097]Holy shit if we do end up draining it and wasting a fuckton of money, everyone will be like "IT'S THE MAGICAL ARMOUR OF IT THAT MAKES IT INVISIBLE"[/QUOTE]
You strike me as an antitheist who hates theists and goes out of his way to get into arguments with them.
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;19606181]You strike me as an antitheist who hates theists and goes out of his way to get into arguments with them.[/QUOTE]
...because I don't believe in the Loch Ness Monster?
[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;19606239]...because I don't believe in the Loch Ness Monster?[/QUOTE]
No, because of how you were acting.
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;19606263]No, because of how you were acting.[/QUOTE]
...towards the Loch Ness Monster?
What are you talking about.
Was there any actual proof of a Loch Ness monster bar sporadic 'sightings'?
[QUOTE=G@merGeek;19606287]Was there any actual proof of a Loch Ness monster bar sporadic 'sightings'?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
[img]http://www.michael-ambler.co.uk/photographs/sunken_boat/Sunken_Boat_1B.jpg[/img]
Zoology Professor of Scotland, Jake Lowrance, coordinated and worked with Marine Biology Professor of Scotland as well, Nessa Rose, to find the cause of the sunken boat after mysterious saliva was found.
They named this saliva "Ectolochanege" after determining that it did not belong to any animals, but similar to many reptilians.
No survivors were found, but bloody corpses were.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19606352]Yes.
[IMG]http://www.michael-ambler.co.uk/photographs/sunken_boat/Sunken_Boat_1B.jpg[/IMG]
Zoology Professor of Scotland, Jake Lowrance, coordinated and worked with Marine Biology Professor of Scotland as well, Nessa Rose, to find the cause of the sunken boat after mysterious saliva was found.
They named this saliva "Ectolochanege" after determining that it did not belong to any animals, but similar to many reptilians.
No survivors were found, but bloody corpses were.[/QUOTE]
Source please.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19606352]Yes.
[img]http://www.michael-ambler.co.uk/photographs/sunken_boat/Sunken_Boat_1B.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
What is that a giant leaf?
Pump out all the water? :v:
[editline]02:30PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19606352]Yes.
[img_thumb]http://www.michael-ambler.co.uk/photographs/sunken_boat/Sunken_Boat_1B.jpg[/img_thumb]
Zoology Professor of Scotland, Jake Lowrance, coordinated and worked with Marine Biology Professor of Scotland as well, Nessa Rose, to find the cause of the sunken boat after mysterious saliva was found.
They named this saliva "Ectolochanege" after determining that it did not belong to any animals, but similar to many reptilians.
No survivors were found, but bloody corpses were.[/QUOTE]
Rape then gunshot.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19606352]Yes.
[img]http://www.michael-ambler.co.uk/photographs/sunken_boat/Sunken_Boat_1B.jpg[/img]
Zoology Professor of Scotland, Jake Lowrance, coordinated and worked with Marine Biology Professor of Scotland as well, Nessa Rose, to find the cause of the sunken boat after mysterious saliva was found.
They named this saliva "Ectolochanege" after determining that it did not belong to any animals, but similar to many reptilians.
No survivors were found, but bloody corpses were.[/QUOTE]
that was jason voorhees; the loch ness is a pacifist. everyone knows this.
he and i cruise the bars in red light district every friday, dude.
besides, medical professors from gustavioland university in croatia studied the ectolochanege material and discovered it was a perfect dna match of jason voorhees' semen. evidently this research shows he whacks it in to every pond he can think of and probably has sexual affairs with the wildlife. i think tourists caught him in the act and went to take pictures and jason, in all likeliness, slaughtered them in self-defense and fright. poor guy. now he's got a bad public image.
For all we know, the Loch Ness Monster could be a giant squid
[quote]In the United States, liberals are saying Nessie died of shame from being called a "monster" instead of the more politically correct term "evidence-challenged endangered species[/quote]
Oh for fucks sake
[QUOTE=BCell;19608720]For all we know, the Loch Ness Monster could be a giant squid[/QUOTE]
let's call the mystery mobile to find out!
[QUOTE=BoBt3hBuNnY;19562713]Because that would be smart.[/QUOTE]
It would also kill the tourist trade around there.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19606352]Yes.
[IMG]http://www.michael-ambler.co.uk/photographs/sunken_boat/Sunken_Boat_1B.jpg[/IMG]
Zoology Professor of Scotland, Jake Lowrance, coordinated and worked with Marine Biology Professor of Scotland as well, Nessa Rose, to find the cause of the sunken boat after mysterious saliva was found.
They named this saliva "Ectolochanege" after determining that it did not belong to any animals, but similar to many reptilians.
No survivors were found, but bloody corpses were.[/QUOTE]
That wave looks like a giant turtle :ohdear:
[b]Drain the lake![/b]
[img]http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/pictures/regulars/MrBurns1.gif[/img]
Seriously though, I hope that they'll never find it so that the legend stays alive.
[I]"Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water..."[/I]
I hope you guise know that there [I]is [/I]a way from Loch Ness out to the ocean. If Nessie did exist, it could be out in the fucking ocean by now.
In other news: Bigfoot might be gay!
Hey guys I took a pic of him, hes still alive! I was moving when I took it so its kinda blurry.
[img]http://silverspaceship.com/static/shot_1.png[/img]
[QUOTE=GhetoGeek;19637103]Hey guys I took a pic of him, hes still alive! I was moving when I took it so its kinda blurry.
[img]http://silverspaceship.com/static/shot_1.png[/img][/QUOTE]
When i look at that, it waves around, Trippy.
[QUOTE=GhetoGeek;19637103]Hey guys I took a pic of him, hes still alive! I was moving when I took it so its kinda blurry.
[img]http://silverspaceship.com/static/shot_1.png[/img][/QUOTE]
I lost my cursor in there..
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