Redneck Grand Battery - US Reveals Its Gigantic Nuclear Stockpile
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I aint no redneck!
They should detonate one nuke at a testing site
I want to witness a nuclear explosion in my life time :frown:
so we can only destroy the earth twice ove now instead of forty times? Great!
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[QUOTE=Abstrakt;21730118][IMG]http://www.philth.ie/images/how-many-nukes-will-destroy-the-world.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Umm yeah, the number is WAAY less then that. Radiation, that picture's gross miscalculations, and the fact that all the smoke from the blasts will block out the sun and cause an ice age brings the number up significantly.
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Umm yeah, the number is WAAY less then that. Radiation, that picture's gross miscalculations, and the fact that all the smoke from the blasts will block out the sun and cause an ice age brings the number up significantly.[/QUOTE]
This has been said how many times?
Nukes can be used for propulsion godammit stupid Greenpeace it's full of anti-progress hipsters :colbert:
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21730142]How many are required to take out the major population centers? I mean, [B]Arlen, Texas[/B] isn't exactly civilization.[/QUOTE]
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How many of our current large nukes would it take to end life as we know it globally? I'd guess somewhere around 40-60? Anyone else?
Redneck grand battery?
Since when are rednecks nuclear engineers?
I think we should launch all of our nukes into a random section in space, then hope that they don't hit anybody important.
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[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;21761798]so we can only destroy the earth twice ove now instead of forty times? Great!
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Umm yeah, the number is WAAY less then that. Radiation, that picture's gross miscalculations, and the fact that all the smoke from the blasts will block out the sun and cause an ice age brings the number up significantly.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure it means blast radius.
I guarantee we have plenty in some bunker in the middle of Nevada.
That's why WW3 is scary.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21731732]If I went by your posts, I'd characterize the UK as uneducated buffoons; a people to be tamed, not feared.
Thankfully, I know enough people over there to know that isn't true in the slightest.[/QUOTE]
I grow to like you more and more everyday when you say things like that.
[QUOTE=Sector 7;21766996]Redneck grand battery?
Since when are rednecks nuclear engineers?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21767082]I think we should launch all of our nukes into a random section in space, then hope that they don't hit anybody important.
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I'm pretty sure it means blast radius.[/QUOTE]
Nukes are what saved the world from WW3.
[QUOTE=lulzbocks;21767387][QUOTE=Sector 7;21766996]Redneck grand battery?
Since when are rednecks nuclear engineers?[/QUOTE]
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If a person hails from Texas it does not automatically make them a redneck.
[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;21731547]
From the Americans I've seen, they characterize us as prissy little bad-toothed tea-drinkers.[/QUOTE]
Wait wait wait.
You're telling me that's not true?
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I feel like my entire world is upside down.
[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;21731547]From the Americans I've seen, they characterize us as prissy little bad-toothed tea-drinkers.[/QUOTE]
Or maybe the ones you've seen just don't like you because your such a thick, bigoted, anti-american moron who jumps at the chance to insult us at every little opportunity?
On the Seventh day, God squat down next to Europe and shat out England.
Go die in a hole Gmod Fan.
Nuclear weapons aren't so much weapons as they are bragging rights and tools of intimidation
Let's hope they stay that way
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[QUOTE=lulzbocks;21768354]On the Seventh day, God squat down next to Europe and shat out England.
Go die in a hole Gmod Fan.[/QUOTE]
England is cool, they've got tea, beer, malt vinegar, fish and chips, and london tower
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21726289]Wait, is the thread title implying that all Americans are rednecks?
Goddamn, Gmod_Fan77. You continue to outdo yourself.[/QUOTE]
They arnt?! Oh.
[QUOTE=Dr. Punchgroin;21726686]Why are we spending money on that many fucking nukes
Are we planning to just destroy every planet in the solar system or something?[/QUOTE]
Have you seen War of the Worlds? Gotta make sure we can destroy Mars.
[QUOTE=dudder;21726336]I still don't see the point of having thousands upon thousands of nukes when you only need a few to fuck the entire world over.[/QUOTE]
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ITT: People spam that inaccurate "how many nukes" image.
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[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;21768157]Or maybe the ones you've seen just don't like you because your such a thick, bigoted, anti-american moron who jumps at the chance to insult us at every little opportunity?[/QUOTE]
Er, no, I've seen what Americans who don't even know me have said.
[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;21770777]ITT: People spam that inaccurate "how many nukes" image.[/QUOTE]
If it is inaccurate please tell me why it is inaccurate.
[QUOTE=lulzbocks;21768354]On the Seventh day, God squat down next to Europe and shat out England.
Go die in a hole Gmod Fan.[/QUOTE]
Back under your bridge, now.
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[QUOTE=Baldr;21770787]If it is inaccurate please tell me why it is inaccurate.[/QUOTE]
Accounting for nuclear fallout it would take far less nukes to destroy the world.
[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;21770777]ITT: People spam that inaccurate "how many nukes" image.
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Er, no, I've seen what Americans who don't even know me have said.[/QUOTE]
I'd like to know what Americans you've been meeting. Clearly they've been setting a bad example. It would seem that you are largely misinformed about the general population of my country.
US and Russia cut down on there nukes after the disaster of synobal. Also I still can't believe India has nukes. But hay there to poor to fire them or disarm them.
[QUOTE=-n3o-;21771104]US and Russia cut down on there nukes after the disaster of synobal. Also I still can't believe India has nukes. But hay there to poor to fire them or disarm them.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck is synobal?
Do you mean Chernobyl?
The entire point of nukes is that people don't attack with them because they'd be killing themselves.
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