You know, I daresay the crucifix depicting Jesus at so many churches I've been forced to visit has a rather gay expression on its face.
Gayngel
Hoo boy, is he in for a surprise.
I've seen more naked men in classic religious paintings than I've seen in [i]porn[/i].
[QUOTE=teh pirate;34328188][img]http://i.imgur.com/XNKKs.jpg[/img]
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descending upon a pile of nude men
so hetero
He does look as if he's about to say something like "ooooh, I say"
Give all the angels in the mural erect penises to troll that priest until he goes insane.
[QUOTE=teh pirate;34328188][img]http://i.imgur.com/XNKKs.jpg[/img]
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I was thinking more like this:
[thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/ArchAngelMoscow.jpg[/thumb]
Moscow has badass statues.
they do realize that most people in classical art look gay right?
Looks like Handsome Squidward.
Did he really just call a religious painting "gay"?
He's not going to be a priest for long.
"Ugh, the angels in this painting look [I]gay[/I]. Take it down, it's offensive."
"What do you think the angels should look like, Father?"
"They should have huge muscles, and perfect, chiseled faces and abs. They need large manly mustaches and lots of chest hair. They should be dressed as a cop or cowboy or sailor, too. With their shirts unbuttoned, and ascots. And huge throbbing dicks."
Is it just me or does that Moscow statue resemble the God-Emperor?
Shouldn't the divine beings of the Lord look like they're in joy?
[QUOTE=Last or First;34331241]"Ugh, the angels in this painting look [I]gay[/I]. Take it down, it's offensive."
"What do you think the angels should look like, Father?"
"They should have huge muscles, and perfect, chiseled faces and abs. They need large manly mustaches and lots of chest hair. They should be dressed as a cop or cowboy or sailor, too. With their shirts unbuttoned, and ascots. And huge throbbing dicks."[/QUOTE]
Why would they put up a portrait of Edward from "Twilight"?
they should write "thug life" on the angel's back
it's not gay to be shirtless when you have a "thug life" tattoo
nothing can beat my angel
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DOBPI.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=MenteR;34327978]why would you get slapped, are you 10 or something[/QUOTE]
No, they just flip shit if I talk about god or jesus or whatever in any way but a positive way.
OR, they just completely dismiss me and say I don't know what I'm talking about.
[editline]22nd January 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=teh pirate;34328188][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XNKKs.jpg[/IMG]
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There are thousands of pictures like this and just now they saw how "gay" they looked?
Seriously? They always have naked babies with wings and naked men (never women?) how come they never feel like it looks gay?
I always thought those pictures looked crappy because it was just a bunch of naked people or people with feminine faces. Why can't they look badass inste-- oh right, that would be the devil and shit of the sort...
[QUOTE=teh pirate;34328188][img]http://i.imgur.com/XNKKs.jpg[/img]
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An angel who looks like a human male, wearing a skirt, surrounded by naked men would be fine.
Yet a closeup from an Angel is considering gay. What the shit.
[QUOTE=dass;34338836]
There are thousands of pictures like this and just now they saw how "gay" they looked?
Seriously? They always have naked babies with wings and naked men (never women?) how come they never feel like it looks gay?
I always thought those pictures looked crappy because it was just a bunch of naked people or people with feminine faces. Why can't they look badass inste-- oh right, that would be the devil and shit of the sort...[/QUOTE]
[img]http://funfactory.spruz.com/gfile/75r4!-!GKDDEM!-!zrzor45!-!EEIHSPED-GQQO-HKKS-OLRG-RNSJGFJDOEIM!-!72y1nq/archangel_gabriel.jpg[/img]
Gabriël wants a word.
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;34339002]An angel who looks like a human male, wearing a skirt, surrounded by naked men would be fine.
Yet a closeup from an Angel is considering gay. What the shit.
[img]http://funfactory.spruz.com/gfile/75r4!-!GKDDEM!-!zrzor45!-!EEIHSPED-GQQO-HKKS-OLRG-RNSJGFJDOEIM!-!72y1nq/archangel_gabriel.jpg[/img]
Gabriël wants a word.[/QUOTE]
Isn't he an arch angel? :v:
[QUOTE=Crimor;34339313]Isn't he an arch angel? :v:[/QUOTE]
Yeah literally means Chief Angel.
i also think it looks carefree
[QUOTE=Haxxer;34339668]i also think it looks carefree[/QUOTE]
Exactly. It's nowhere near repressed enough and it isn't flogging itself.
who the fuck cares jesus hung out with like 12 dudes anyway
[QUOTE=Dog;34339902]who the fuck cares jesus hung out with like 12 dudes anyway[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but they did manly things, like watch football and eat nachos and shoot stuff.
[QUOTE][img]http://funfactory.spruz.com/gfile/75r4!-!GKDDEM!-!zrzor45!-!EEIHSPED-GQQO-HKKS-OLRG-RNSJGFJDOEIM!-!72y1nq/archangel_gabriel.jpg[/img]
Gabriël wants a word.[/QUOTE]
Good caption on this pic would be "gtfo".
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