Man denied entry to Legoland because he didn’t bring a child

[S31-Syntax]

[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;41409589]Shit, now I gotta kidnap some kid to get into Legoland.[/QUOTE]

[I]Hey little boy... Wanna go to Legoland?[/I]

[Zambo]

Pfft, I didn't need to get into your stupid Legoland anyway!

I'm going to make my own legoland! With BlackJack! and Hookers!

you know what? Forget the Legoland part!

[viperfan7]

[QUOTE=IceWarrior98;41409656]Cool, my City is in the news again![/QUOTE]

Wait another person from windsor?

[lordcrypto]

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;41410127]There used to be one near San Diego I went to with my dad like 10 years ago, but I'm pretty sure it closed because next time we went down south it was vacant and.

Very depressing for my 10 year self that wanted to revisit legoland :([/QUOTE]
uh, wrong

[url]www.california.legoland.com[/url]

[Swiket]

[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;41410121]He should have cried out "But what about my inner child?!?! Think of the inner children!"[/QUOTE]

I think they'd be more worried about having a child inside him.

[Rangergxi]

But but.. Lego is for all ages.

[QUOTE]She also pointed out that Legoland holds adults-only nights.[/QUOTE]

At least he'll be able to get access at some point. This system kind of assumes that all single people or people without kids are dangerous though.

[.Lain]

he's an old man so he [I]must[/I] be a pedophile

[kenshin6]

Technically he did bring a kid, his daughter is obviously his kid, no matter what age she is.

[Eltro102]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;41409782]They don't have to let the children gamble, just as Lego Land wouldn't have to let adults on the rides that only work for children.

There are tons of places that children simply aren't allowed to go, many of them arbitrary. (Some restaurants have even started banning children) You can't support one kind of arbitrary age discrimination but not another.[/QUOTE]

yes you can

[stabbykat]

Because child molesters never have kids or anything, right? lol biggest logic fail

[Str4fe]

So if i want to go to legoland i have to get children.
Welp, never going to experience that.

[General J]

uhm the fuck what? Legoland looks p. fucking cool even if you're not a child