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"Fuck them all": Porn studio vows to chase down Torrenters

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I hope that's a promise she can keep

[QUOTE=Mudbone;25806677][img_thumb]http://images.whatport80.com/images/c/c9/Good_Luck_I%27m_Behind_7_Proxies.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] i wish i could rate that 5 funnys and 10 winners

[QUOTE=Intense Funkid;25811710]i wish i could rate that 5 funnys and 10 winners[/QUOTE] I wish I could rate you 20 lates.

If was a sneaky sort, I'd create a copyrighted 'two girls one cup with Mr Hands" ultimate porn recording, then make it available on the torrent sites anonymously. Then gather IPs of the sharers. Then threaten to make their downloading of it public unless they pay for violating my copyright.

Imagine going to jail for this So yeah, I robbed a bank Eh, I got 2 years for grand theft auto I'm in for downloading a porn movie featuring batman.

[quote]"F--- 'em all. People don't realize that when you pirate a movie it hurts all of the people who work very hard to get it produced." [/quote] they worked hard worked HARD

Do they really have any hard evidence?

penis

"Torrenters XXX, a Porn about Piracy"

[QUOTE=Gordy H.;25806450]Seriously? It should be obvious to production companies that there is no way to stop pirates. The Music Industry tried and failed completely, at the expense of ten times the current existing amount of money in the US.[/QUOTE] Fixed. Also, streaming FTW.

[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;25814021]"Torrenters XXX, a Porn about Piracy"[/QUOTE] Funny how I can actually picture this... [editline]2nd November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Pretiacruento;25806740][img_thumb]http://imgur.com/XkvnW.jpg[/img_thumb] Holy hackery, Batman![/QUOTE] This needs a "I HAZ INVISIBLE DONG" lolcat caption on it. [editline]2nd November 2010[/editline] [IMG]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/11/2/cd158b02-53ae-401a-bb5b-1303b96c6440.jpg[/IMG] Got it.

[QUOTE=Cobra Dude;25815221]Funny how I can actually picture this... [editline]2nd November 2010[/editline] This needs a "I HAZ INVISIBLE DONG" lolcat caption on it. [/QUOTE] No it doesn't, but you went ahead and did it anyway.

[QUOTE=Mingebox;25815670]No it doesn't, but you went ahead and did it anyway.[/QUOTE] Well I did it just for you...

[QUOTE=Mudbone;25806677][img_thumb]http://images.whatport80.com/images/c/c9/Good_Luck_I%27m_Behind_7_Proxies.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I want to see you get a decent download rate on any sharing platform while behind 7 proxies.

[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;25814021]"Torrenters XXX, a Porn about Piracy"[/QUOTE] wonder what that wooden leg is for

[QUOTE=Whewps;25820328]wonder what that wooden leg is for[/QUOTE] It's for yer poop deck... yarr! :pirate: [editline]2nd November 2010[/editline] Surrender yer booty!

its a good thing i dont pirate porn then huh

[QUOTE=pointyface;25808197]Must be pretty hard to keep yourself from busting inside a chick for 30 minutes.[/QUOTE] Not really, I usually go for an hour or so. Also, in porn they cheat. The guy masturbates before they film.

[QUOTE=Elspin;25828660]Not really, I usually go for an hour or so.[/QUOTE] Dunno about you, but I can't stand more than 30 minutes worth of fucking... it gets kinda boring and repetitive (d'uhhh)

[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;25813830]they worked hard worked HARD[/QUOTE] It's a rough and tumble industry, Zeke. They labor night and day, but their efforts have failed to climax, and so the glove is coming off. But I think that everybody would agree that they're being a little over-excessive. They're releasing prematurely, not taking the time to really dig into the script, to pound out some good actors, and to skillfully tweak the special effects. Sometimes you've just got to put your nose to the grindstone and take in a really big project, and I don't think they've really been committed enough to do that. Once they're willing to submit themselves to what the consumers want, they'll see an unforgettable turnaround in their sale trends, and an incredible expansion of their profits. [editline]3rd November 2010[/editline] Boners

Do they really want me to pay to see people fuck? lolno

[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;25814021]"Torrenters XXX, a Porn about Piracy"[/QUOTE] I was thinking more along the lines of "This Ain't The Pirate Bay XXX: A Porn Parody"

[QUOTE=Diet Kane;25835068]I was thinking more along the lines of "This Ain't The Pirate Bay XXX: A Porn Parody"[/QUOTE] So basically Pirates 3?

"Your under arrest for jerking off".

yes pornstars, fuck me

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;25829674]It's a rough and tumble industry, Zeke. They labor night and day, but their efforts have failed to climax, and so the glove is coming off. But I think that everybody would agree that they're being a little over-excessive. They're releasing prematurely, not taking the time to really dig into the script, to pound out some good actors, and to skillfully tweak the special effects. Sometimes you've just got to put your nose to the grindstone and take in a really big project, and I don't think they've really been committed enough to do that. Once they're willing to submit themselves to what the consumers want, they'll see an unforgettable turnaround in their sale trends, and an incredible expansion of their profits. [editline]3rd November 2010[/editline] Boners[/QUOTE] That was amazing.

The fuck did I just read?

I guess they got fucked out of their money.

[IMG]http://www.salem-news.com/stimg/april252007/firebaseca_1guy310.jpg[/IMG] Bring it on..

[QUOTE=Coffee;25806701]Why torrent porn when you can use countless free streaming websites with the occasional advert for Sildenafil?[/QUOTE] I read your post wrong and rated wrong, i meant to rate agree.

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