Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to win WW2 - Polidicks

they trained German Shepards because they were made by germans

We were the fuckin shit.

[QUOTE=V12US;30041696]If you think German are the only nutcases, think again. The Americans also had quite a few weird animal experiments. Most notably [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb]PROJECT X-RAY[/url], also called the Bat Bomb. A weird, yet awesome weapon. It was a large wooden hive shaped like a bomb, filled to the brim with bats, each wearing it's own little suicide terrorist napalm jacket. The hive would be dropped above an enemy city on a parachute, the bats would all flee the hive and seek refuge under the roofs and other hard to reach places in the enemy city. After a predetermined time, all the jackets would explode, and the city would burn down. The only reason the project got cancelled was because development was too slow, and the atomic bomb looked more promising as a weapon to quickly end the war.[/QUOTE] and during one of the tests, unaccounted wind and weather blew a payload of suicide bats away from their intended target and ended napalmed friendly army bases.

[QUOTE=Bomimo;30041995]When was the last time you heard a religious man protest against anything without making it up on the spot or basing it on out-of-context writings? Last person to use a religious text to make a proper point was Martin Luther in 1517 when he utterly crushed people who made shit up to control others actions (A.K.A. the Vatican).[/QUOTE] Or Martin Luther King Jr., who also crushed people who made up shit to control others.

[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;30034817]Looks like something you'd expect from a Russian version of Aperture Science. ...дрerture Science?[/QUOTE] Dperture Sciense? WHaat?

[QUOTE=Paravin;30043462]Dperture Sciense? WHaat?[/QUOTE] It's hip to use russian letters on english text because they look similar and yet have a "russian" feel to it. Everyone who knows russian is angry at people who do that :v: Very annoying.

I can't wait to learn World History when I'm 16 :suicide:

[QUOTE=Matrix374;30044888]I can't wait to learn World History when I'm 16 :suicide:[/QUOTE] You can start right now

[QUOTE=phobia-_-;30034684]Would be kind of creepy if they pulled it off[/QUOTE] Especially if the dogs escaped. A hidden colony of Nazi dogs somewhere in the forests of Bavaria...

jews and their lies, allways amuses me.

[QUOTE=TheTalon;30039791]Didn't Russians teach dogs how to run under tanks. Then put AT Mines on the dogs with a stick detonator that would activate the mine once it hit the bottom of the tank they ran under? Then scrapped the idea because the dogs would run under their own tanks as well[/QUOTE] They did. It was inefficient due to how they trained the dogs. Reason why is that they trained the dogs under their own tanks rather than the German ones, which both use different types of fuel. Dogs have a much greater sense of smell, and when they actually put them on the battlefield, the dogs would get confused, and resulted in both enemy and friendly damage. There were tons of crazy experiments during WW2. The US, for example, tried to use cats for guiding missiles towards enemy ships. The idea was that cats are supposed to be afraid of water, so they trained them on a glider with a strapped on missile. Afterwards they put them in the ocean and thought because of a (false) myth that they are afraid of getting wet, they would fly towards the enemy ships. Which failed miserably.

[QUOTE=archie200034;30039225]The nazis succeeded [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXo3NFqkaRM[/media] All those talking dogs on youtube are obviously the offpsring of the nazi dogs. [editline]25th May 2011[/editline] Animals =/= Untermensch[I][B] [/B][/I][B][I][/I][/B][/QUOTE] Reminds me of my friend's puppy. When he's doing something bad in the backyard and my friend's mom yells at him to stop all I hear next is a loud, "Noooooooooooooo." from his husky.

[QUOTE=CjienX;30034367]Oh yeah? Russians tried to make a mech-fighting dog. [img]http://i.imgur.com/1GwlR.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://sharedrobotics.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/1249229268the_iron_giant.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;30034817]Looks like something you'd expect from a Russian version of Aperture Science. ...дрerture Science?[/QUOTE] That д isn't an A :facepalm: It would be prounounced Derperture Science if you used an д instead of an A

Didn't Hilter experiment on his OWN dog near the end of the war? Even though that dog was one of the few friends he had left. I heard something about that.

[QUOTE=rabid duck;30034339]Another 'spoke' by tapping letters of the alphabet with his paws and was said to have speculated about religion and learnt poetry.[/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/23737955/DogPhilosophy-CartoonStock.jpg[/img] [sp]Seriously though, searching "dog philosophy" on google images was great fun[/sp]

[QUOTE=Gaza Pen Pal;30037299]have some graphic pictures of twats chewing on dead bunnies and dogs to prove that, yes, the nazis probably did kill puppies as people are still doing it today: [url]http://i.imgur.com/bvVCe.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/5ET1f.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/Yj5uj.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] Please tell be the second one was already dead. :smith:

[QUOTE=deathstarboot;30036274]I wonder if there's an alternate universe where the Nazi's won and we're all actually living a futuristic peaceful lifestyle (except the jews). [/QUOTE] And everyone else in the world who isn't a cracker.

Then it turns out Hitler just wanted some views on YouTube

[QUOTE=Dominic0904;30052195]Didn't Hilter experiment on his OWN dog near the end of the war? Even though that dog was one of the few friends he had left. I heard something about that.[/QUOTE] This is bullshit. Hitler himself didn't do any experiments at all.

[QUOTE=johan_sm;30058625]This is bullshit. Hitler himself didn't do any experiments at all.[/QUOTE] I mean of course got his scientists to do the actual experimenting. Figured people would have understood that part.

Oh my dog, Oh long John Oh long Johnson, Oh Don Piano, Why I eyes ya, All the live long day.

[QUOTE=lulzbocksV2;30034753]Although evil and insane, the Nazis were quite intelligent and very much ahead of their time in many regards.[/QUOTE] Probably not evil and insane but really just way way too far ahead of their time. Social darwinism is bound to come up once again later once humanity is being overtaken by fat lazy unintelligent consumer humans. Which is basically happening right now. The belief that natures law of survival of the fittest should be overturned in favor of morale and ethics will never make it possible for a *healthy* society to survive for long. We are degenerating.

Huh, interesting science they tried there. However, dogs aren't necessarily at THAT level, even if some of them are pretty smart. Maybe if they tried developing some sort of cognitive enhancement drugs or experimental gene therapy, then they'd have been a few steps closer to developing the "talking dog", probably if they employed those tactics in conjunction with selective breeding for maybe a century or two. But they made the mistake of being the "bad guys", and now they've crumbled away. I doubt modern society would think about researching that kinda stuff nowadays, since it's been associated with the "bad guys". Though it'd be interesting to see how we'd go about achieving similar ends, for science.

Wait, what about 3D TV's then?

Next we'll find out the Germans invented Techno Music [editline]26th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Swilly;30065182]Next we'll find out the Germans invented Techno Music[/QUOTE] And we were too stupid to realize they were listening to dubstep instead of classical music.

[QUOTE=Swilly;30065182]Next we'll find out the Germans invented Techno Music [editline]26th May 2011[/editline] And we were too stupid to realize they were listening to dubstep instead of classical music.[/QUOTE] They certainly destroyed it!

[QUOTE=V12US;30041696]If you think German are the only nutcases, think again. The Americans also had quite a few weird animal experiments. Most notably [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb"]PROJECT X-RAY[/URL], also called the Bat Bomb. A weird, yet awesome weapon. It was a large wooden hive shaped like a bomb, filled to the brim with bats, each wearing it's own little suicide terrorist napalm jacket. The hive would be dropped above an enemy city on a parachute, the bats would all flee the hive and seek refuge under the roofs and other hard to reach places in the enemy city. After a predetermined time, all the jackets would explode, and the city would burn down. The only reason the project got cancelled was because development was too slow, and the atomic bomb looked more promising as a weapon to quickly end the war.[/QUOTE] Don't forget the pigeon-guided bombs they were developing.

[QUOTE=V12US;30058904]Oh my dog, Oh long John Oh long Johnson, Oh Don Piano, Why I eyes ya, All the live long day.[/QUOTE] [media][URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=9LBKVXyrHcw"][COLOR=#3388dd]http://youtube.com/watch?v=9LBKVXyrHcw[/COLOR][/URL][/media] [editline]27th May 2011[/editline] Also germans were first to use guided missiles [editline]27th May 2011[/editline] it is amazing deutchland über alles

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2895512/DOG%20WARRUR.png[/img] This is incredibly frightening.