Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to win WW2 - Polidicks

[QUOTE=CjienX;30034367]Oh yeah? Russians tried to make a mech-fighting dog.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/041/426/original/1265942700844.gif?1267097769[/IMG]

[QUOTE=CjienX;30034367]Oh yeah? Russians tried to make a mech-fighting dog. [img]http://i.imgur.com/1GwlR.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Do you mean to tell me, that the dog in that photo...isn't dead? That's it's brain is preserved and is fully conscious and aware that it's head has been detached from its body? Oh god...:barf:

[QUOTE=EastBayWilly;30075576]Do you mean to tell me, that the dog in that photo...isn't dead? That's it's brain is preserved and is fully conscious and aware that it's head has been detached from its body? Oh god...:barf:[/QUOTE] there was actually a surgery like that; that was successful... for a while. The video is floatin around somewhere, I may look for it later. later as in found it [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSrIkUXwsNk&feature=player_embedded[/media] warning: it's rather disturbing.

This didn't happen.

[QUOTE=Lebowski;30075633]there was actually a surgery like that; that was successful... for a while. The video is floatin around somewhere, I may look for it later. later as in found it [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSrIkUXwsNk&feature=player_embedded[/media] warning: it's rather disturbing.[/QUOTE] I have no words anymore, no reaction image can describe the feeling I have in my gut because of this.

They must die,they stole my ideas! ALL OF THEM! Except killing jews and conquering the whole world. [editline]27th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=evlbzltyr;30034817]Looks like something you'd expect from a Russian version of Aperture Science. ...дрerture Science?[/QUOTE] наука апертуры

[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;30076430]I have no words anymore, no reaction image can describe the feeling I have in my gut because of this.[/QUOTE] I know, right! I wonder what ever happened to that experiment...

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;30074385][media][URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=9LBKVXyrHcw"][COLOR=#3388dd]http://youtube.com/watch?v=9LBKVXyrHcw[/COLOR][/URL][/media][/QUOTE] Nostalgia over a youtube video. I remember when I looked up stuff like that all day. :allears: [QUOTE=Darrylop;30074516][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2895512/DOG%20WARRUR.png[/img] This is incredibly frightening.[/QUOTE] Walking into a room and seeing one of those turn around to look at you would be, by far, the most terrifying experience ever.

If they had actually made a talking dog capable of reading, I think the allies would have just said "Fuck it, you win!"

Yeah the nazis must have been very good dog trainers, I mean I'm sure the nazis made it clear who's the boss to the dogs but.. fucking nazis.

[QUOTE=Utiltrk;30076674]They must die,they stole my ideas! ALL OF THEM! Except killing jews and conquering the whole world. [editline]27th May 2011[/editline] наука апертуры[/QUOTE] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Sicklture.png[/IMG][/URL] I just fucking had too do it. [editline]27th May 2011[/editline] The temptation overcame me.

Not bad,i might use it sometime.

Wasn't Hitler a rather outspoken animal right activist, I mean he shot a cook for boiling a lobster, why would he allow this to go on? This is in response to the accusation that the nazi's killed dogs to harden soldiers

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;30081987]Wasn't Hitler a rather outspoken animal right activist, I mean he shot a cook for boiling a lobster, why would he allow this to go on? This is in response to the accusation that the nazi's killed dogs to harden soldiers[/QUOTE] Aww man. Finding new cook must've been a bitch.

[QUOTE=Craig Willmore;30035099][img]http://www.soviet-empire.com/1/military/anti-tank/dog_mine/anti-tank_dog_mine_001_629x383.jpg[/img] Anti-tank dog.[/QUOTE] At first I smiled but then I realized it actually was real. And then I was even more disappointed of myself because I was sorry for the dog, not the tank crew.

[QUOTE=Lebowski;30075633]there was actually a surgery like that; that was successful... for a while. The video is floatin around somewhere, I may look for it later. later as in found it [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSrIkUXwsNk&feature=player_embedded[/media] warning: it's rather disturbing.[/QUOTE] That's just FUBAR.

[QUOTE=Utiltrk;30076674]наука апертуры[/QUOTE] переводчик гугла

[QUOTE=Laserbeams;30084597]переводчик гугла[/QUOTE] karjala takas

[QUOTE=Lebowski;30075633]there was actually a surgery like that; that was successful... for a while. The video is floatin around somewhere, I may look for it later. later as in found it [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSrIkUXwsNk&feature=player_embedded[/media] warning: it's rather disturbing.[/QUOTE] That was also proven to be fake as shit. It's a drugged dog with his head stuck through a table. It shouldn't even be able to move it's head, since it uses muscles that, if it were really just a head, it shouldn't have. When they start scaring it with the hammer it's really obvious.

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[QUOTE=Utiltrk;30081469]Not bad,i might use it sometime.[/QUOTE] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Sicklture80x80.png[/IMG][/URL] Scaled to 80X80 for proper transparency.