• Sick asshole brands his girlfriend's vagina with his name.
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[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;42218077]why do you want to know so bad is there someones vagina you want to brand or what[/QUOTE] It was an unfunny joke alright? I felt like being pedantic and thought it would be funny. Misjudged. But technically I was correct. So there. Could've snipped it, but at least I stand and stay accountable for my actions. Don't care about rating so do your worst. [editline]16th September 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Ybbat;42218072]MD Autumn is our best doctor. You're barking up the wrong tree.[/QUOTE] Well if she doesn't know a vulva from a vagina then that means FP has shit doctors I guess?
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;42218045]The only thing you can see is the vaginal opening.[/QUOTE] look deeper ;)
CJ just made himself a gspot
[QUOTE=Autumn;42218122]look deeper ;)[/QUOTE] how will he look deeper when he hasn't even been witha woman????
[QUOTE=Autumn;42218122]look deeper ;)[/QUOTE] Meh. I don't have eyes on my dick or fingers and when I'm going down on her I'd rather look at the light curving over her gorgeous flesh. And yeah sure you can manipulate things a bit so you can actually look inside but come on, it's so obvious that this guy branded her on the outside. He was marking his territory for others to see. He's not gonna do that internally. That's why I decided it was medically wrong to say 'vagina' and I decided to make an unfunny joke about it. I'm sorry.
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;42218269]Meh. [B]I don't have eyes on my dick or fingers and when I'm going down on her I'd rather look at the light curving over her gorgeous flesh.[/B] [I]He was marking his territory for others to see. That's why I decided it was stupid to say 'vagina' and I decided to make an unfunny joke about it. [/I] I'm sorry.[/QUOTE] you take grade A creepy to another level man
[QUOTE=SatansSin;42218227]how will he look deeper when he hasn't even been witha woman????[/QUOTE] LOL XD
[QUOTE=SatansSin;42218227]how will he look deeper when he hasn't even been witha woman????[/QUOTE] i know, i know... anyway let's just agree that whilst no, you can't easily access the actual vagina to be in a position to brand it, the actual term vagina is used by most english speakers to refer to the vulva and whole general area, so Pr0fane, stop being so pedantic - it's nothing but irritating,
an entire thread on facepunch turned into an argument about vaginas i thought i'd never see the day
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;42218269]Meh. I don't have eyes on my dick or fingers and when I'm going down on her I'd rather look at the light curving over her gorgeous flesh.[/QUOTE] so you don't even look where you're going? [editline]16th September 2013[/editline] if you're doing it properly you shouldn't be able to see much at all
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;42218303]an entire thread on facepunch turned into an argument about vaginas i thought i'd never see the day[/QUOTE] when they haven't been near the thing before it's an alluring topic to those who are in desperation [QUOTE=Autumn;42218314]so you don't even look where you're going? [editline]16th September 2013[/editline] if you're doing it properly you shouldn't be able to see much at all[/QUOTE] autumn - 98% of men don't know how to give proper head to a woman he probably sticks his tongue into her opening and calls it day
[QUOTE=Autumn;42218295]i know, i know... anyway let's just agree that whilst no, you can't easily access the actual vagina to be in a position to brand it, the actual term vagina is used by most english speakers to refer to the vulva and whole general area, so Pr0fane, stop being so pedantic - it's nothing but irritating,[/QUOTE] Yeah sure granted. As I said, I decided to be pedantic and make an unfunny joke and I apologized. It's just hilarious how much people here get riled up by just a few words in hindsight. "Quick lets claim he's a virgin and bad a sex and keep on perpetuating the joke since he irritated us. That will annoy him surely!" [editline]16th September 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Autumn;42218314]so you don't even look where you're going? [editline]16th September 2013[/editline] if you're doing it properly you shouldn't be able to see much at all[/QUOTE] If she's fat then yes, you'll only see blubber or darkness, depending on how fat she is.
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;42218333]If she's fat then yes, you'll only see blubber or darkness, depending on how fat she is.[/QUOTE] i'm uncertain if you're serious or
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;42218333]If she's fat then yes, you'll only see blubber or darkness, depending on how fat she is.[/QUOTE] that was you trying to give us all a biology lesson back there, right?
Well I figured if you were all making fun of my sexlife, without having knowledge or foundation to do so, I just thought I'd at least join in by suggesting I have experience with ugly fat girls, because obviously only fat ugly girls would want me right? Saves you two the trouble of having to type it out, you can just copy paste if you'd like.
i was only poking a little fun at you in regards to the "nor would it be very much use branding that since noone would see it but the gynaecologist" comment. no need to take a little jibe seriously. as for the rest of the comments, you just seem to be poking fun at yourself/intentionally trying to make yourself look worse, so i'm not sure how i can help you there
I once dated a woman who wanted me to brand her thigh with my initials. I still can't figure out how that would be appealing in any way to any woman. :tinfoil:
because at this point i can't tell if you're trying to mock yourself or what. but whatever, sex. if you've had it, fine. if you haven't, fine. [editline]16th September 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Pr0fane;42218481]Saves you two the trouble of having to type it out, you can just copy paste if you'd like.[/QUOTE] and that answers my question.
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;42218481]Well I figured if you were all making fun of my sexlife, without having knowledge or foundation to do so[/QUOTE] People on the internet seem to do that quite often [editline]16th September 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=ViralHatred;42218543]I once dated a woman who wanted me to brand her thigh with my initials. I still can't figure out how that would be appealing in any way to any woman. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] [I]mm scars so sexy[/I]
[QUOTE=ViralHatred;42218543]I once dated a woman who wanted me to brand her thigh with my initials. I still can't figure out how that would be appealing in any way to any woman. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] some people are into that i'm just glad someone else brought it up before i did because if i posted "WELL SOME PEOPLE FIND IT HOT" out of nowhere i'd probably be arrested
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;42218622]"WELL SOME PEOPLE FIND IT [B][I]HOT[/I][/B]"[/QUOTE] :v:
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;42213265]Ehm. What? On her vagina?! The vagina is internal. I doubt very much he branded that, nor would it be very much use branding that since noone would see it but the gynaecologist. Do they mean it was branded on her labia minora/majora, on her vulva or her mons pubis or what? I am left in the unclear by shoddy reporting and incorrect anatomical vocabulary.[/QUOTE] Dude... I honestly think you just wanted to start an argument because you know damn well what the article was talking about
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;42218622]some people are into that i'm just glad someone else brought it up before i did because if i posted "WELL SOME PEOPLE FIND IT HOT" out of nowhere i'd probably be arrested[/QUOTE] one girl wanted me to get text of my real name, so she can tan it above her pubic mound [sp]did it anyway[/sp] looking down at my name in missionary was weird
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;42218622]some people are into that i'm just glad someone else brought it up before i did because if i posted "WELL SOME PEOPLE FIND IT HOT" out of nowhere i'd probably be arrested[/QUOTE] I can understand a little light pain being a turn on, but searing hot iron into flesh? That's a little over the top for my liking.
Well one time at this party this girl grabbed my knife out of my pocket, looked at me seductively, and ran the blade across her lip and cut it.....I wasn't sure weather to be turned on or disgusted.
[QUOTE=ash47;42212837]Photo or it didn't happen >_> [highlight](User was banned for this post ("meme reply" - Orkel))[/highlight][/QUOTE] be honest, ''meme reply'' is not what you banned him for.
good idea
[QUOTE=Amplified31;42216697]self conscience much? jeez goddamnit youve made me cry you fuck i hope youre happy[/QUOTE] You two are so cute.
[QUOTE=ViralHatred;42218846]I can understand a little light pain being a turn on, but searing hot iron into flesh? That's a little over the top for my liking.[/QUOTE] if it's like a hardcore dom/sub couple it ties into the ownership thing i agree that branding is a bit too much
Oh god I could not imagine how horrible that would feel like physically and emotionally to have your genitals burnt with an inscription.
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