A firesale, you say? - Two Polish men planted bombs in 8 IKEA stores, held them for ransom

[RayvenQ]

[QUOTE=Contag;33327844]there was a missing screw

there's always a missing screw![/QUOTE]

There's always both a missing screw and an extra screw.

[Civil]

[QUOTE=Crimor;33329111]Why do people always say it's hard to assemble ikea shit, it's easy.[/QUOTE]

It is the Americans, they just don't know how to do it.

[Protocol7]

[QUOTE=Civil;33330146]It is the Americans, they just don't know how to do it.[/QUOTE]

i once made my own chair with some 2x4s, some nails, and a hammer when I was 11

it was shit but I did it

[Bones85]

[QUOTE=Civil;33330146]It is the Americans, they just don't know how to do it.[/QUOTE]

They're used to having someone else do everything for them, so when when it comes to a DIY project, they fail.

[Bassplaya7]

OH MY GOD WE'RE HAVING A FIRE! ...sale

[Last or First]

[QUOTE=Swebonny;33327773]No one fucks with IKEA.[/QUOTE]
Parts included
a x 1 c x 1
e x 2 f x 1
h x 1 i x 2
k x 2 n x 2
o x 2 s x 1
t x 1 u x 1
w x 1 . x 1
space bar x 4
capitalization tape x 5

Directions
1. Apply the capitalization tape to 1 n, 1 i, 1 k, 1 e, and 1 a.
2. Conjoin the capitalized I,K,E, and A, in that order from left to right.
3. Connect the capitalized N to 1 o on the left, and the other n to the other o on the right.
4. Screw in the uncapitalized e to the right of the connected 'on'.
5. Connect the remaining f,u,c,k, and s together, in that order from left to right.
6. Connect the remaining w,i,t, and h together, in that order from left to right.
7. Place space bars between 'No', 'one', 'fucks', 'with', and 'IKEA'. Make sure the connections are tight.
8. Drill a hole into the end of 'IKEA' and insert the '.'.
9. The 'No one fucks with IKEA.' ™ is now complete. It is ready to display to your friends, family, and strangers on the internet.

[Zeke129]

The bomb was called Hööbli and came in 12 parts, but 1 was missing so they didn't go off

[Ninja Duck]

Should have put the bombs in an impossible to reach place.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGfm0Xaofns[/media]

[Holt]

Looks like they didn't like the table they ordered.

[Generic.Monk]

explosions could only improve the layout of ikea

[ForestRaptor]

Thread about bombs?

Where are all the Deus Ex jokes?

[YourFriendJoe]

[QUOTE=Swebonny;33327773]No one fucks with IKEA.[/QUOTE]

I told you that hot topic was better on your messages man. I told you. And now all of my hipster cultists are out to get IKEA. Just like I said bro.

[AWarGuy]

IKEA has the best fucking meatballs on the planet.

[Ayane-152]

[QUOTE=ForestRaptor;33334794]
Where are all the Deus Ex jokes?[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2iazjuv.png[/IMG]

[B]A bomb![/B]

[MachiniOs]

Guys I have an idea, IKEA paintball.

[JumpinJackFlash]

I feel really bad for Poland, whenever they try to do anything it seems to just not work or fall apart. Hell, even in games they kind of suck. In Medieval II I make a point to ally with Poland and rush to their defense, or else they'll get conquered. Every time I see a story about Poland, or Polish people I immediately hope it's something good but it never is. :(

They're the sorta-little country that couldn't.

[Jetblack357]

Is IKEA furniture really as hard to construct as everyone acts like?

[AWarGuy]

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;33338213]I feel really bad for Poland, whenever they try to do anything it seems to just not work or fall apart. Hell, even in games they kind of suck. In Medieval II I make a point to ally with Poland and rush to their defense, or else they'll get conquered. Every time I see a story about Poland, or Polish people I immediately hope it's something good but it never is. :(

They're the sorta-little country that couldn't.[/QUOTE]

I will make a Polish Empire in Europa Universalis 3 to prove you wrong.

[MachiniOs]

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;33338213]I feel really bad for Poland, whenever they try to do anything it seems to just not work or fall apart. Hell, even in games they kind of suck. In Medieval II I make a point to ally with Poland and rush to their defense, or else they'll get conquered. Every time I see a story about Poland, or Polish people I immediately hope it's something good but it never is. :(

They're the sorta-little country that couldn't.[/QUOTE]
It's not like they've had such a shitty past for a period of time they were one of the most powerful forces in Europe and basically stopped Lenin dead in his tracks when he tried to conquer Europe in 1920. It's not that they couldn't it's just that they've had a tragic history, constantly being fucked over.