Three Leading GOP Presidential Nominees Pledge To Be Tough On Porn

[Zombini]

I'd give my children to ron paul if he'd disband the Censorship department of the FCC considering they ruin good movies by removing or replacing a hidden "fuck" in a long monologue during a sex scene with exposed tits and a headless guy in the corner spurting blood everywhere.

[Stradbong]

An intelligent politician would focus on stamping out human trafficking rings, that would actually help against the exploitation of women.

But, you know... Republicans.

[ewitwins]

Oh God, it'll turn into the next prohibition :v:

People pimping out their cars to outrun the police whilst running porn magazines

[Hail Satan]

[QUOTE=Laferio;34156494]I don't see Ron Paul in there.[/QUOTE]

That means he doesn't care about porn

[Megafan]

[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;34157013]He's been doing better than Newt. What are [i]they[/i] basing the top 3 candidates on?[/QUOTE]

Well I don't know, because I'm not them. If it were me I'd probably say the front-runners right now are Ron Paul and Mitt Romney, with a weird kind of tie for 3rd between Santorum and Gingrich. Huntsman came in 3rd in New Hampshire, but I wouldn't say he's 3rd overall.

[la🅱️🅱️et]

legalizing weed and making gay marriage legal would boost the economy so much, pull your heads out of your asses, leaders, and do whats best for our economy.

[Megafan]

[QUOTE=ewitwins;34157161]Oh God, it'll turn into the next prohibition :v:

People pimping out their cars to outrun the police whilst running porn magazines[/QUOTE]

First the speakeasy, now the realsleazy.

[Laferio]

[QUOTE=ewitwins;34157161]Oh God, it'll turn into the next prohibition :v:

People pimping out their cars to outrun the police whilst running porn magazines[/QUOTE]

and people will be making speak easy bars hosting masturbation booths

edit: fucking ninjad

[Laferio]

-snip-

[Phaselancer]

I can see a new platform for Ron Paul.

They say the will give you family values... but I can give you porn.

[Megafan]

[QUOTE=Laferio;34157185]and people will be making speak easy bars hosting masturbation booths

edit: fucking ninjad[/QUOTE]

Goes hand in hand, as they say.

The joke is two right hands.

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[QUOTE=Phaselancer;34157225]I can see a new platform for Ron Paul.

They say the will give you family values... but I can give you porn.[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure Obama isn't trying to ban porn.

[LordMoldyButt]

I wonder what the porn industry has to say about this.

[Chicken_Chaser]

Newt needs to be Santorumed on every time he talks about "family values"

[Van-man]

Family values? but even my mother and grandfather has a porno stash.

[SUB]The horror.[/SUB]

[gamefreek76]

You can take my liberty and you can take my guns but so help me god if you take my porn, there will be hell to pay.

[IKTM]

[QUOTE=lockdown6;34157186][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A[/media]
censorship![/QUOTE]

I think that's better than the original.

[BurningPlayd0h]

[QUOTE=gamefreek76;34159601]You can take my liberty and you can take my guns but so help me god if you take my porn, there will be hell to pay.[/QUOTE]

Well it's the GOP so our guns should be okay, but telling them they can take your liberty is REALLU nit a good idea.

[Sleffs]

no not my dragon porn

[Mattk50]

[QUOTE=N-12_Aden;34156517]His fanbase would disintergrate overnight if he did.[/QUOTE]
Indeed it would, however he is the only honest candidate and isnt a complete fucking moron.

[GarrettFox]

Porn should be legal. Prostitution should be legal.

"Family values" is not a valid reason to deny people the free to do what they want with their bodies.

Make porn illegal and you will only produce another prohibition.

[teslacoil]

[QUOTE=GunFox;34160213]Porn should be legal. Prostitution should be legal.

"Family values" is not a valid reason to deny people the free to do what they want with their bodies.

Make porn illegal and you will only produce another prohibition.[/QUOTE]

I can't even imagine what a porn prohibition would be like.

[Jon27]

GOP: Vote for us and we'll remove everything that's good about the US!

[sp00ks]

[QUOTE=GunFox;34160213]Porn should be legal. Prostitution should be legal.

"Family values" is not a valid reason to deny people the free to do what they want with their bodies.

Make porn illegal and you will only produce another prohibition.[/QUOTE]

Prostitution is legal as long as you film it.

[teslacoil]

[QUOTE=sp00ks;34161034]Prostitution is legal as long as you film it.[/QUOTE]

Whoa.

I never thought of that.

[blerb]

[QUOTE=sp00ks;34161034]Prostitution is legal as long as you film it.[/QUOTE]

You just blew my fucking mind

[greenbandit]

Prohibition showed us that you can't make laws on morality. silliness.

[Sector 7]

[QUOTE=Sickle;34157032]Mitt Romney is going to fucking be elected, [B][I]SHIT[/I][/B].[/QUOTE]

Don't worry, the man hasn't spoken a single honest sentence this year. He doesn't care about porn.

[rinoaff33]

Obligatory protest video

[video=youtube;T-TA57L0kuc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc[/video]

[Dori]

obscenity laws shouldn't even exist in the first place, especially when they are against things that people do in private

the next step in the evolutionary chain of obscenity laws is illegalizing farting and nose-picking

[teslacoil]

[QUOTE=Sanius;34165489]obscenity laws shouldn't even exist in the first place, especially when they are against things that people do in private

[b]the next step in the evolutionary chain of obscenity laws is illegalizing farting and nose-picking[/b][/QUOTE]

You can't stop me! [IMG]http://www.wowpedia.org/images/8/8b/Emot-argh.gif[/IMG]