Woman fines £8,000 for breaching fire safety laws in underground sex dungeon - Polidicks

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;44225210]come visit sloppy joes four and a half star sex palace[/QUOTE] is the receptionist your avatar, but in a purple pimp suit?

Reminds me of [url=http://lparchive.org/Grand-Theft-Auto-San-Andreas-%28Screenshot%29/Update%2075a/]this[/url] joke update to the San Andreas in-character LP. [quote] She walked past me, thinking I was going to turn around and give her a kiss, take her out to dinner somewhere, maybe some dancing.... after what I'd seen? After what she'd done? She really thought I could forgive that? What kind of man did she think I was? "Carl, baby, is something wrong?" she asked as I stood seething, my fists clenched tight till I couldn't take it anymore and I spun around, drawing my straps. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!??" she screamed, ducking for cover. "FIRE HAZARD!" I screamed,"FIRE HAZARD! OPEN FLAMES NEAR A WOOD SURFACE WITHOUT VENTILATION! FIRE HAZARD! FIRE HAZAAAAAAARD!" "Please Carl God no I got arrogant I thought I could violate city bylaws please don't shoo-" she squealed, then stopped as she saw my eyes,"No! NO!" "Time to put yo' fire out, bitch," I told her, and pulled the trigger. I stared around at Millie's fucked up secret world, remembered what I'd done to her in that bed at her request, the dildos of different shapes and sizes she'd begged for, telling me to treat her like shit,[b] to make her my slave. Sure, that part had been fun, but staring at those open flames so near a wooden surface with no open ventilation.... it just got my blood boiling again. How could anyone think of sex when there was an open flame nearby? It was just insanity, safety regulations were paramount.[/b] Sorry Millie, you was fine and you was freaky, but violating fire safety regulations? That shit don't fly for this gangsta. That dog won't hunt, bitch. That dog won't hunt.[/quote]

[quote]and one fire exit was permanently locked.[/quote] Probably right up there with having fire exits open inwards.

she can whip me anyday.

[QUOTE=matt.ant;44224932]This is the woman by the way: [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/13/article-2579914-1C3F71BE00000578-482_306x650.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Jesus, it's like all these dom womens look the same

This is just the tip of the iceberg of hardcore fetishists.

To be honest it would be pretty terrible to be tied down for some hot BSDM and then to actually burn to death because the place neglected fire safety and the dom got knocked out or ran off. Safety of BSDM dungeons should always be under close scrutiny.

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;44225864]To be honest it would be pretty terrible to be tied down for some hot BSDM and then to actually burn to death because the place neglected fire safety and the dom got knocked out or ran off. Safety of BSDM dungeons should always be under close scrutiny.[/QUOTE] I imagine the dom would let their sub out the instant things get toasty. I'm not particularly versed in BDSM, but I've seen a lot of people get really pissy about the preconception (forwarded by 50 Shades of Grey) that doms are anything but obsessive safety. After all, hit a guy too hard and you can only fuck him once; hit him just hard enough, you can fuck him everyday.

Bleh. That red paint on brick is tacky, [I]especially[/I] for a sex dungeon.

I hope Garry's sex dungeon doesn't end like this one

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;44226029]Bleh. That red paint on brick is tacky, [I]especially[/I] for a sex dungeon.[/QUOTE] Will you be my dungeon interior designer? I've been looking for someone to bring out the darkness and pain in the aesthetic of the place. It's a little too sex palace like at this moment, I need some grunge

I don't think I'll ever understand the idea behind painful sex

[QUOTE=Rixxz2;44226759]I don't think I'll ever understand the idea behind painful sex[/QUOTE] Apparently pain receptors and pleasure receptors are quite similar.

[QUOTE=Rixxz2;44226759]I don't think I'll ever understand the idea behind painful sex[/QUOTE] Pain can be a pleasure when properly used. Hell people eat spicy food just becaue it's painful and that makes it taste better. It's just... dialed up a bit in the case of BDSM.

The golden rule of BDSM is that the submissive is technically the one in control because they're the one that can stop it at any time. To this end, any danger should just be an [i]illusion[/i] of danger. I don't care how "real" you want your sex dungeon to be, the emergency exit should never be locked like that.

[QUOTE=matt.ant;44224932]This is the woman by the way: [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/13/article-2579914-1C3F71BE00000578-482_306x650.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Nice boots.

[QUOTE=Rixxz2;44226759]I don't think I'll ever understand the idea behind painful sex[/QUOTE] Okay well do you know how when you feel pain your system releases stuff like adrenaline? Well, plot twist, that stuff feels good.

[QUOTE=Rixxz2;44226759]I don't think I'll ever understand the idea behind painful sex[/QUOTE] Adrenaline I guess. Light example, having a girl rake her nails across your back can really wake you the fuck up and make shit fiery and great. I dunno about having your nuts kicked in or anything but whatever.

[QUOTE=Mr. N;44227734] I dunno about having your nuts kicked in or anything but whatever.[/QUOTE] it's generally a good idea to avoid anything that can cause permanent damage

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;44225864]To be honest it would be pretty terrible to be tied down for some hot BSDM and then to actually burn to death because the place neglected fire safety and the dom got knocked out or ran off. Safety of BSDM dungeons should always be under close [B]scrutiny[/B].[/QUOTE] You missed a perfectly good [I]scrotum[/I] joke.

[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;44224987]BDSM or vanilla, tissue is an essential utensil for the aftermath of fuckery[/QUOTE] Except when you just don't give a fuck and end up making a room/apartment/house smell like a deadly level of fuckery in a drug fueled weekend. You know how it is. [editline]13th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr. N;44227734]Adrenaline I guess. Light example, having a girl rake her nails across your back can really wake you the fuck up and make shit fiery and great. I dunno about having your nuts kicked in or anything but whatever.[/QUOTE] Endorphins. When you're excited enough you don't really "feel" the pain, but your body still releases endorphins. Some people don't feel the pain at all during sex and really can injure the fuck out of themselves, or think that others feel the same (and bite your dick, hard, god that ruined the mood even more then the craziness before that)

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;44225864]To be honest it would be pretty terrible to be tied down for some hot BSDM and then to actually burn to death because the place neglected fire safety and the dom got knocked out or ran off.[/QUOTE] Unless you're, like, the ultimate masochist

[QUOTE=Rixxz2;44226759]I don't think I'll ever understand the idea behind painful sex[/QUOTE] I don't think it's about sex, in the same way rape isn't about sex. Sometimes a guy who is command of everything in his daily life, from his girlfriend to the employees he supervises, secretly longs to be the one who is dominated. Sometimes he wants to be the one to wear lacy undergarments and be forced to his knees. Sometimes the knowledge that this woman is going to rap him in the nuts with her riding crop causes such anticipation that...by the way this is just what a friend told me, I myself have no knowledge of such things.

[QUOTE=Rixxz2;44226759]I don't think I'll ever understand the idea behind painful sex[/QUOTE] Of all the fetishes I don't have, this is probably the easiest to understand for me.

[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;44230271]I don't think it's about sex, in the same way rape isn't about sex. Sometimes a guy who is command of everything in his daily life, from his girlfriend to the employees he supervises, secretly longs to be the one who is dominated. Sometimes he wants to be the one to wear lacy undergarments and be forced to his knees. Sometimes the knowledge that this woman is going to rap him in the nuts with her riding crop causes such anticipation that...by the way this is just what a friend told me, I myself have no knowledge of such things.[/QUOTE] The whole "powerful people long to be dominated" thing is just a stereotype Likewise people who are submissive in the bedroom aren't all bigshot CEOs

I thought the psychological bit had to do with coping with feelings of powerlessness

[QUOTE=Zeke129;44227286]The golden rule of BDSM is that the submissive is technically the one in control because they're the one that can stop it at any time. To this end, any danger should just be an [I]illusion[/I] of danger. I don't care how "real" you want your sex dungeon to be, the emergency exit should never be locked like that.[/QUOTE] The one thing I don't get about BDSM is the concept of a Safe Word. What's wrong with just saying "stop" when it starts getting to much?

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;44231026]The one thing I don't get about BDSM is the concept of a Safe Word. What's wrong with just saying "stop" when it starts getting to much?[/QUOTE] Never had a girl say "stop" or "no" and then get passed off because you actually did? Pineapple is less likely to be blurted out (pineapple=full stop) (apple=I need a second/ease up...but basically keep going). Makes for better sex it does

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;44231026]The one thing I don't get about BDSM is the concept of a Safe Word. What's wrong with just saying "stop" when it starts getting to much?[/QUOTE] Because you're meant to ignore it and keep going, sure does sound rape-y, but it's part of the rush. Safety word is so whoever you're with has to think about it, and if they seriously mean stop, they'll say the safety word. [QUOTE=Appellation;44231040]Never had a girl say "stop" or "no" and then get passed off because you actually did? Pineapple is less likely to be blurted out (pineapple=full stop) (apple=I need a second/ease up...but basically keep going). Makes for better sex it does[/QUOTE] you serious man how do you keep a straight face saying something rediculous like apple and pineapple during that

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;44225885]I imagine the dom would let their sub out the instant things get toasty. I'm not particularly versed in BDSM, but I've seen a lot of people get really pissy about the preconception (forwarded by 50 Shades of Grey) that doms are anything but obsessive safety. After all, hit a guy too hard and you can only fuck him once; hit him just hard enough, you can fuck him everyday.[/QUOTE] actually a lot of them have bolt cutters so they can quickly unhandcuff you in case of emergency.