Woman fines £8,000 for breaching fire safety laws in underground sex dungeon - Polidicks

Reminded me of [video=youtube;GcS3ds09ztQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcS3ds09ztQ[/video]

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;44231026]The one thing I don't get about BDSM is the concept of a Safe Word. What's wrong with just saying "stop" when it starts getting to much?[/QUOTE] "Stop" is often the safe word. Generally you pick something else when you want to role play and might be saying stop without sincerely meaning it, or when you want to require a more conscious trigger to end the scene than something you might instinctively say out loud during something intense. Also if you're gagged or something you'll obviously want something that isn't a word

[QUOTE=matt.ant;44224932]This is the woman by the way: [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/13/article-2579914-1C3F71BE00000578-482_306x650.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] She looks exactly like my current history teacher. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

[QUOTE=G-Wash;44231254]She looks exactly like my current history teacher. I'm not sure how I feel about this.[/QUOTE] Ask her about it

[QUOTE=Tasm;44231045]Because you're meant to ignore it and keep going, sure does sound rape-y, but it's part of the rush. Safety word is so whoever you're with has to think about it, and if they seriously mean stop, they'll say the safety word. you serious man how do you keep a straight face saying something rediculous like apple and pineapple during that[/QUOTE] Never laughed during sex? In what way is it serious? I understand keeping the mood going, but who can stay serious that long? It's hilarious, the noises, the faces, the semi conscious words, the whole damn thing is comedy gold.

[QUOTE=Doozle;44224716]I've never been in a sex dungeon before. [B]That one looks grim.[/B][/QUOTE] This sentence is an oxymoron. it implies that you have seen many sex dungeons. [QUOTE=DarkMonkey;44224810]Looks more like a fullsized roll of paper towels to me. Things get messy.[/QUOTE] when you gotta go you gotta go [QUOTE=Laserbeams;44225035]As a virgin I know a lot about tissues[/QUOTE] those are for noses though [sp]lick it up its better[/sp]

I'm not even sure if I want to know why the fuck there's a quillotine in there.

[QUOTE=Tinbe;44232191]I'm not even sure if I want to know why the fuck there's a quillotine in there.[/QUOTE] there isn't. what looks like it is for tying people to while standing. among other things, there's no blade or stocks at the bottom, not a guillotine. [QUOTE=Appellation;44231040]Never had a girl say "stop" or "no" and then get passed off because you actually did? Pineapple is less likely to be blurted out (pineapple=full stop) (apple=I need a second/ease up...but basically keep going). Makes for better sex it does[/QUOTE] holy shit, pineapple is the one I use. But I am thinking of moving to yellow and red, yellow meaning, that's the limit, red meaning stop (generally that is the standard for most places) as for safety, when you have a sub tied, there life is in your hands, literally, so someone like this messing around not having the right safety procedures in place, that's something I cant forgive, it give a bad name to the people who do take safety as there number one priority.

[QUOTE=Tinbe;44232191]I'm not even sure if I want to know why the fuck there's a quillotine in there.[/QUOTE] Circumcision, obviously.

[QUOTE=Appellation;44231830]Never laughed during sex? In what way is it serious? I understand keeping the mood going, but who can stay serious that long? It's hilarious, the noises, the faces, the semi conscious words, the whole damn thing is comedy gold.[/QUOTE] I don't know about you but most people don't think that way 'lol ur moaning wot lol u so weird hhahhah' Honestly how the hell are the noises, faces and semi conscious words funny, I need some explaining. Or are the people you're having sex with really.. Different.. Like it's alright to hav a giggl, but full blown comedy gold? that's retarded man, and a turnoff if you laugh for literally no reason ;/ I've once had sex with a girl who grunted, that was a huge turnoff and I almost laughed, but that was honestly funny.

[QUOTE=Tasm;44234990]I don't know about you but most people don't think that way 'lol ur moaning wot lol u so weird hhahhah' Honestly how the hell are the noises, faces and semi conscious words funny, I need some explaining. Or are the people you're having sex with really.. Different.. Like it's alright to hav a giggl, but full blown comedy gold? that's retarded man, and a turnoff if you laugh for literally no reason ;/ I've once had sex with a girl who grunted, that was a huge turnoff and I almost laughed, but that was honestly funny.[/QUOTE] Fanny farts are hilarious

[QUOTE=Appellation;44231830]Never laughed during sex? In what way is it serious? I understand keeping the mood going, but who can stay serious that long? It's hilarious, the noises, the faces, the semi conscious words, the whole damn thing is comedy gold.[/QUOTE] Have you considered that maybe some of us can only get off while roleplaying as Batman?

the locked fire escape is all part of the experience