• Libya's Gadhafi wants to declare holy war on Switzerland
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For a second there, the guy on the right looks as if he's armed with a cell phone so that he may call the real police if the need should arise But it's a metal rod wrapped in a fiberglass casing used to beat the shit out of people, also called a Nightstick, so my mistake
[QUOTE=Perfumly;20469884]GL Libya lmao[/QUOTE] demolition truck spam in Switzerland and make their land radioactive
[QUOTE=TheTalon;20471211]But it's a metal rod wrapped in a fiberglass casing used to beat the shit out of people, also called a Nightstick, so my mistake[/QUOTE] Just the way you said that. So Very <3
Libya is just pissed off because we banned muslims from building any more minarets (those towers on the mosques).
Why would anyone even want to attack Switzerland?
Seriously, if this asshat wants to wage war on a country that's done jack shit to him, then how the flying assfucks did this guy get into power?
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;20471981]Seriously, if this asshat wants to wage war on a country that's done jack shit to him, then how the flying assfucks did this guy get into power?[/QUOTE] This is a valid and appropriate question. [editline]08:40AM[/editline] [quote=Wikipedia] [B]Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi[/B][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muammar_al-Gaddafi#Name"]1[/URL] ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabic_language"]Arabic[/URL]: &#1605;&#1593;&#1605;&#1585; &#1575;&#1604;&#1602;&#1584;&#1575;&#1601;&#1610;&#8206; [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ar-Muammar_al-Qaddafi.ogg"][IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/Loudspeaker.svg/11px-Loudspeaker.svg.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/Ar-Muammar_al-Qaddafi.ogg"]audio[/URL] ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Media_help"]help[/URL]·[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ar-Muammar_al-Qaddafi.ogg"]info[/URL]) [I]Mu&#8216;ammar al-Qa&#7695;&#257;f&#299;[/I]; also known simply as [B]Colonel Gaddafi[/B]; born 1942) has been the [I][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_facto"]de facto[/URL][/I] leader of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libya"]Libya[/URL] since a coup in 1969.[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muammar_al-Gaddafi#cite_note-SalakLibya-0"][1][/URL] From 1972, when Gaddafi relinquished the title of prime minister, he has been accorded the honorifics "Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamahiriya"]Jamahiriya[/URL]" or "Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution" in government statements and the official press.[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muammar_al-Gaddafi#cite_note-1"][2][/URL] With the death of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_Bongo"]Omar Bongo[/URL] of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabon"]Gabon[/URL] on 8 June 2009, he became the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest_ruling_non-royal_leaders"]third longest serving[/URL] of all current national leaders. He is also the longest-serving ruler of Libya since Ali Pasha [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karamanli_dynasty"]Al Karamanli[/URL], who ruled between 1754 and 1795.[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muammar_al-Gaddafi#cite_note-2"][3][/URL] [/quote] Apparently he instigated a coup way back then. How a lunatic has managed to hold onto power for so long is anyone's guess.
Either nothing will happen, or the whole world will get involved.
Gaddafi is a funny guy.
[QUOTE=Zambies!;20470155]Libya must be fucking retarded.[/QUOTE] Well that's what religion does to ya
Religion does not make people retarded: retarded religious people make religions look retarded..
I hope we get WW3 SO MUCH FUN!
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;20473200]Religion does not make people retarded: retarded religious people make religions look retarded..[/QUOTE] ^ I extremely agree
It'll probably be bombings and such by Muslims already in the country.
I think he just threw a dart at a map of the world and declared war on it.
[QUOTE=MadMaxJ;20473254]I hope we get WW3 SO MUCH FUN![/QUOTE] War isn't fun.
[img]http://www.ukairshows.info/wallpapers/2007/f18_1280.jpg[/img] Have fun Gadhafi
How they'll get an army past all those countries allied to Switzerland is beyond me. Of course their army consists of a bunch of people with pointy sticks but still....
Gadhafi is a funny guy
I hope Switzerland has lots of armor, because Libya's Desolators can one-hit kill any infantry; including Tanya and dogs.
[img]http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-3/switzerland-village.jpg[/img] Why would you declare war on that? What a dick.
[QUOTE=leadpumper;20478408]I hope Switzerland has lots of armor, because Libya's Desolators can one-hit kill any infantry; including Tanya and dogs.[/QUOTE] That's Iraq. Libya has bombtrucks. And people doesn't seem to remember that Switzerland doesn't like Muslim. Talking about the ban on minarets.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;20478263]How they'll get an army past all those countries allied to Switzerland is beyond me. Of course their army consists of a bunch of people with pointy sticks but still....[/QUOTE] Libya and Italy are friends.
[QUOTE=Gurant;20480126]That's Iraq. Libya has bombtrucks. And people doesn't seem to remember that Switzerland doesn't like Muslim. Talking about the ban on minarets.[/QUOTE] But I don't like Somalia, that doesn't mean I should declare holy war on Somalia. I think Gadhafi should just cool his jets and save the rage for his shoes not getting shined right.
[QUOTE=radioactive;20480164]Libya and Italy are friends.[/QUOTE] Due to Switzerland's constant neutrality, geneva convention, leader of Red Cross, Olympics, and etc. their friends with almost everyone. seriously, I seriously fucking love Switzerland, I should learn the four national language of Switzerland and move there.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;20480266]Due to Switzerland's constant neutrality, geneva convention, leader of Red Cross, Olympics, and etc. their friends with almost everyone. seriously, I seriously fucking love Switzerland, I should learn Swiss and move there.[/QUOTE] They also do nice chocolate. And it's a Tax Haven.
Libya would get their shit ghettostomped.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;20480266]Due to Switzerland's constant neutrality, geneva convention, leader of Red Cross, Olympics, and etc. their friends with almost everyone. seriously, I seriously fucking love Switzerland, I should learn Swiss and move there.[/QUOTE] They speak German, or at least a very close relative of german.
Manger.
If Switzerland were to be attacked shit would go down.
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