Russia Puts Korean Border Forces on Alert- Deploys 32 Anti-Air Missile Systems - Polidicks

I don't know if we would nuke them though, the fallout would fuck up South Korea and other close nations...

[QUOTE=The Pro;17014867]None put in a secret base somewhere?[/QUOTE] No, they were all dismantled as they belonged to Northrop and not the Military since the Airforce canceled the order before they were delivered so they could use the funds on the more conventional B-36 bomber. [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fd/B-29_and_B-36.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Broseph_;17016126]Dude, even if they managed to sneak a missile into Europe or Africa, they still couldn't reach D.C., they would have to be in the Caribbean(in before retarded Pirates of the Caribbean Johnny Depp pics)[/QUOTE] yo [quote]load it on to a ship and [b]sail nearby[/b][/quote] [QUOTE=Broseph_;17018283]No, they were all dismantled as they belonged to Northrop and not the Military since the Airforce canceled the order before they were delivered so they could use the funds on the more conventional B-36 bomber.[/QUOTE] You can't be sure.

You dont need 32 Anti-Air Missle Systems to take down a bottle of diet coke with some mentos in it.

Why does the truck look like it has a water tower on it?

[QUOTE=OvB;17017796]99 Red Balloons song lyrics. "This is what we've waited for This is it, boys, this is war The President is on the line As ninety-nine red balloons go by"[/QUOTE] Because this is totally another cold war.

No one likes North Korea.

[QUOTE=TizzYcho;17020267]No one likes North Korea.[/QUOTE] No one likes Kim Jong Il to be correct. But we all know he can troll us better then a army of Rick Rollers.

[QUOTE=The Pro;17019125]yo[/QUOTE] Yes, because the U.S. navy won't find a NORTH KOREAN BOAT in the Western Hemisphere out of place at all. [QUOTE=The Pro;17019125]You can't be sure.[/QUOTE] How about it's no fucking point in keeping a canceled aircraft laying around that you can't sell to anyone.

NKorea: "Hewwo Ruwshon Scum, we awer North Kowea, we wiwl destroy you with ower city missiwles." Russia: "Eh, Comrade, you no longer comrade, you die!" USA: "Guys! Wait! We haven't joined yet!" Russia: "you are not a Comrade, comrade." UK: "Oh bugger hell, let's just release another life sentanced person!" France: "We surrender!" Switzerland: "Nobody steps anywhere near us! OR WE'LL DESTROY THE WORLD WITH OUR LHC!" NKorea: "Haw haw haw, you awl just got Trowwed! We're Joking!" Russia: "Right that's it, Everyone! FIRE ZE MISSILES!" Israel: "SHIT SHIT WHO THE FUCK IS SHOOTING AT US? FIRE OUR MISSILES!" Iran: "We'll fire ours too, for safety!" After every country in the world gets blown up apart from Australia, because they're still like "WTF^^ MATE?" and Madagascar because they shut down the only port. That is what will happen if they don't stop.

THREAD IN NUTSHELL: Russia is concerned over NK because their missiles suck and might accidentally nuke a country.

[QUOTE=OvB;17017397]It was to shoot down ICBM's, [b]BEFORE they left the perimeter of the launching nation, IE: it would fall back on them.[/b] And they already have smaller ones in research facilities. It was practially done, ready for service by October.[/QUOTE] Now that's just silly, and possibly a violation of international law. I mean, re-read what you just said, basically we'd be flying in THEIR airspace destroying crap, not when it gets close to us, in which we have good reason to defend OUR territory. What that weapons system now sounds like is we're an angry child with a fly swatter.

[QUOTE=Xesum;17021489]NKorea: "Hewwo Ruwshon Scum, we awer North Kowea, we wiwl destroy you with ower city missiwles." Russia: "Eh, Comrade, you no longer comrade, you die!" USA: "Guys! Wait! We haven't joined yet!" Russia: "you are not a Comrade, comrade." UK: "Oh bugger hell, let's just release another life sentanced person!" France: "We surrender!" Switzerland: "Nobody steps anywhere near us! OR WE'LL DESTROY THE WORLD WITH OUR LHC!" NKorea: "Haw haw haw, you awl just got Trowwed! We're Joking!" Russia: "Right that's it, Everyone! FIRE ZE MISSILES!" Israel: "SHIT SHIT WHO THE FUCK IS SHOOTING AT US? FIRE OUR MISSILES!" Iran: "We'll fire ours too, for safety!" After every country in the world gets blown up apart from Australia, because they're still like "WTF^^ MATE?" and Madagascar because they shut down the only port. That is what will happen if they don't stop.[/QUOTE] link.

[QUOTE=Broseph_;17020564]Yes, because the U.S. navy won't find a NORTH KOREAN BOAT in the Western Hemisphere out of place at all.[/QUOTE] As I said, how would they know that it's north korean if it's from another country? It's not like they are going to paste a huge red star on the side of it with a missile sticking out of the top. [QUOTE=Broseph_;17020564] How about it's no fucking point in keeping a canceled aircraft laying around that you can't sell to anyone.[/QUOTE] They bought $500 hammers and $5,000 toilet seats so while odds are those are to syphon money in to black projects, why not?

Russia is angry, the United States is angry... You know, for being at odds with each other, Russia and the United States frequently have common enemies. If we would just get along better, we could do such great things. Oh and NK is fuuuuuucked.

[QUOTE=GunFox;17028280]Russia is angry, the United States is angry... You know, for being at odds with each other, Russia and the United States frequently have common enemies. If we would just get along better, we could do such great things. Oh and NK is fuuuuuucked.[/QUOTE] Oh yes, in the future, Korea will be an island.

[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;17027049]Now that's just silly, and possibly a violation of international law. I mean, re-read what you just said, basically we'd be flying in THEIR airspace destroying crap, not when it gets close to us, in which we have good reason to defend OUR territory. What that weapons system now sounds like is we're an angry child with a fly swatter.[/QUOTE] It destroys the warhead, no toxic debris will fall back on earth. The idea is that in a threat of nuclear war, you scramble these things outside the boarders of nuclear nations with a full fighter escort and tanker near by. When an AWAC's picks up a launch you send it in and shoot it down. Plus the Laser itself has a really long range of a few miles. We did the same with Operation Chrome Dome except they were B-52's armed with nuclear bombs. Back then the purpose was for Mutually Assured Destruction. You bomb us, we bomb you. Now the idea is to make sure nobody gets bombed.

[QUOTE=StukovCA;17013109]Thread Music [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny_R8OVYfrw[/media][/QUOTE] More like [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVdVTVR-j0Q[/media] :ussr:

[QUOTE=OvB;17030610]It destroys the warhead, no toxic debris will fall back on earth. The idea is that in a threat of nuclear war, you scramble these things outside the boarders of nuclear nations with a full fighter escort and tanker near by. When an AWAC's picks up a launch you send it in and shoot it down. Plus the Laser itself has a really long range of a few miles. We did the same with Operation Chrome Dome except they were B-52's armed with nuclear bombs. Back then the purpose was for Mutually Assured Destruction. You bomb us, we bomb you. Now the idea is to make sure nobody gets bombed.[/QUOTE] But you're forgetting something. AWAC's patrol the US and Canada(thank NORAD), not nuclear nations, unless sanctioned by the UN like with our fighter/recon jets over Iraq before the second Gulf War, and even then we wouldn't get alerted that a missile was approaching until it was halfway to us, oh and that fact that AWAC is for locating friendly and hostile [b]aircraft[/b], not ICBM's/IRBM's/Missiles of any sort.

[QUOTE=Xesum;17021489]NKorea: "Hewwo Ruwshon Scum, we awer North Kowea, we wiwl destroy you with ower city missiwles." Russia: "Eh, Comrade, you no longer comrade, you die!" USA: "Guys! Wait! We haven't joined yet!" Russia: "you are not a Comrade, comrade." UK: "Oh bugger hell, let's just release another life sentanced person!" France: "We surrender!" Switzerland: "Nobody steps anywhere near us! OR WE'LL DESTROY THE WORLD WITH OUR LHC!" NKorea: "Haw haw haw, you awl just got Trowwed! We're Joking!" Russia: "Right that's it, Everyone! FIRE ZE MISSILES!" Israel: "SHIT SHIT WHO THE FUCK IS SHOOTING AT US? FIRE OUR MISSILES!" Iran: "We'll fire ours too, for safety!" After every country in the world gets blown up apart from Australia, because they're still like "WTF^^ MATE?" and Madagascar because they shut down the only port. That is what will happen if they don't stop.[/QUOTE] FUCK, Nostalgia

[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;17031916]But you're forgetting something. AWAC's patrol the US and Canada(thank NORAD), not nuclear nations, unless sanctioned by the UN like with our fighter/recon jets over Iraq before the second Gulf War, and even then we wouldn't get alerted that a missile was approaching until it was halfway to us, oh and that fact that AWAC is for locating friendly and hostile [b]aircraft[/b], not ICBM's/IRBM's/Missiles of any sort.[/QUOTE] AWAC's is an Early Warning Radar, it's going to detect a missile. Even though it's main role is for aircraft detection, it will still detect missiles the size of an ICBM. And i'm sure if there was a threat to nuclear war, we would have AWAC's or some sort of radar/surveillance.. Atleast the threatening ones.

[QUOTE=Psygo;17027409]link.[/QUOTE] It's a mixture of awesome shit.

[QUOTE=markg06;17017643]The US has been waiting for Russia to stick 32 SAM batteries along the NK border as some sort of act of war? Durrrrrr what?[/QUOTE] Idiot, he's calling the Koreans commies. Because they're communist. And Russia aren't.

[QUOTE=Xesum;17021489]NKorea: "Hewwo Ruwshon Scum, we awer North Kowea, we wiwl destroy you with ower city missiwles." Russia: "Eh, Comrade, you no longer comrade, you die!" USA: "Guys! Wait! We haven't joined yet!" Russia: "you are not a Comrade, comrade." UK: "Oh bugger hell, let's just release another life sentanced person!" France: "We surrender!" Switzerland: "Nobody steps anywhere near us! OR WE'LL DESTROY THE WORLD WITH OUR LHC!" NKorea: "Haw haw haw, you awl just got Trowwed! We're Joking!" Russia: "Right that's it, Everyone! FIRE ZE MISSILES!" Israel: "SHIT SHIT WHO THE FUCK IS SHOOTING AT US? FIRE OUR MISSILES!" Iran: "We'll fire ours too, for safety!" After every country in the world gets blown up apart from Australia, because they're still like "WTF^^ MATE?" and Madagascar because they shut down the only port. That is what will happen if they don't stop.[/QUOTE] :buddy: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE[/media]

Russia: Kicks ass. North Korea: Kicks ass, but acts more powerful than it actually is.

[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;17037012]Russia: Kicks ass. [B]North Korea: Kicks ass, but acts more powerful than it actually is.[/B][/QUOTE] Nah

[QUOTE=Xesum;17021489]NKorea: "Hewwo Ruwshon Scum, we awer North Kowea, we wiwl destroy you with ower city missiwles." Russia: "Eh, Comrade, you no longer comrade, you die!" USA: "Guys! Wait! We haven't joined yet!" Russia: "you are not a Comrade, comrade." UK: "Oh bugger hell, let's just release another life sentanced person!" France: "We surrender!" Switzerland: "Nobody steps anywhere near us! OR WE'LL DESTROY THE WORLD WITH OUR LHC!" NKorea: "Haw haw haw, you awl just got Trowwed! We're Joking!" Russia: "Right that's it, Everyone! FIRE ZE MISSILES!" Israel: "SHIT SHIT WHO THE FUCK IS SHOOTING AT US? FIRE OUR MISSILES!" Iran: "We'll fire ours too, for safety!" After every country in the world gets blown up apart from Australia, because they're still like "WTF^^ MATE?" and Madagascar because they shut down the only port. That is what will happen if they don't stop.[/QUOTE] N. Korea: GET UR TROOPS OFF OF ZAH BORDAH. ZIS EEZ ARE LAND. Russia: WE LAUNCH MISSILES AND BLOW UP YOUR TOWNS WITH OUR MISSILES BIATCH. USA: Lolwut? N. Korea: Vee have varned tchu! Launch zee missiles! (missiles fire at Hawaii but fall half-way to their target). DAMN EET! Russia: LAUNCH MISSILES NOW. (missiles annihilate N. Korea) Now, USA, you surrender or you die. USA: Hurr wut? Russia: FIRE MISSILES! USA: Hurr we has space somthin' defenses or somethin' like that. Hey Mr. Prezeedent Obama: Lolwut? USA: Lawl, theyre firin' teh lazorz at us d00d. Obama: Use the uh...space whatevers lol. USA: Shure lol. (space sattelites fire McDonald's food at missiles, have no effect). USA: Hurr, I think that didn't work lawl. Russia: (annihilates USA). NOW ONTO REST OF WORLD.

Russia thinks the whole damn world is its playground to test out its "toys".

[QUOTE=NO ONE;17037283]Russia thinks the whole damn world is its playground to test out its "toys".[/QUOTE] I think the toys are cool enough for that. :v:

[QUOTE=thirty9th;17010710]you dumb[/QUOTE] Good idea replying like that without having seen the original image. Makes you look real clever.