[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513475]I really doubt there are any health codes against masturbating. If you want to argue about official rules and regulations then find me a rule that expressly says that masturbation is a health hazard. And don't give me laws that say "spreading bacteria is bad" because you and I both know that masturbation is even less dangerous than sneezing or coughing or even breathing on something.[/QUOTE]
It's probably covered by whatever regulates bodily fluids, things like blood, spit, sweat. Seeing as semen is a bodily fluid too. Stop being a moron about this, please.
[QUOTE=hexpunK;41513487]It's probably covered by whatever regulates bodily fluids, things like blood, spit, sweat. Seeing as semen is a bodily fluid too. Stop being a moron about this, please.[/QUOTE]
Yes it's not allowed to get those bodily fluids on the food, that's what washing your hands is for. In the eyes of the law, bodily fluids are okay as long as they are washed off, because otherwise wouldn't make any sense.
What you're not understanding is the food had no contact with the semen, and semen isn't deathly enough to emanate disease.
ITT: People don't realize how easily infection is spread.
[video=youtube;k1j8bh8_O_Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1j8bh8_O_Q[/video]
1. CUM and snot can spread very nasty STD's and if not washed very [B]thoroughly [/B]it can spread infection very effectively and, not only that, but even if he does, someone with a runny nose or runny dick should not be allowed in a kitchen. At all. Hell, it can stick to clothing and all this other kind of stuff.
2. its' very hard to keep someone that jacks off at work [B]instead of doing work[/B] employed. And you shouldn't even be jerking off on break either. Someone that jerks off at work probably doesn't take their job very seriously and yuou know, is jerking off instead of doing something helpful.
3. Socially it's unacceptable and will very easily spread rumors and cause distress with customers.
4. No one wants sex, cum, or snot even close to their food, especially considering the video and #1.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513503]Yes it's not allowed to get those bodily fluids on the food, that's what washing your hands is for. In the eyes of the law, bodily fluids are okay as long as they are washed off, because otherwise wouldn't make any sense.
What you're not understanding is the food had no contact with the semen, and semen isn't deathly enough to emanate disease.[/QUOTE]
This is pretty retarded. Even if it doesn't, it shouldn't be allowed, because if its allowed, it makes it even easier to allow a "what if" to slip in, and "What if" he doesn't wash his hands and a child ends up with herpies for life? Or AIDS?
[B]if no one jerks off at work, no mothers or men can have this happen to them.[/B]
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513503]Yes it's not allowed to get those bodily fluids on the food, that's what washing your hands is for. In the eyes of the law, bodily fluids are okay as long as they are washed off, because otherwise wouldn't make any sense.
[B]What you're not understanding is the food had no contact with the semen, and semen isn't deathly enough to emanate disease.[/B][/QUOTE]
ok
how about we just don't jerk-off in a kitchen or workplace, [I]period[/I]
[QUOTE=Ownederd;41513520]ok
how about we just don't jerk-off in a kitchen or workplace, [I]period[/I][/QUOTE]
I don't think it's a big deal really, especially not from his perspective because he didn't mean any harm at all, and definitely didn't harm anything.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513532]I don't think it's a big deal really, especially not from his perspective because he didn't mean any harm at all, and definitely didn't harm anything.[/QUOTE]
"Didn't mean any harm by it" is not a reason to allow someone to do something. "Oh you just caved that guys skull in, but you didn't mean to do it so it's okay!". Masturbating in workplaces? If you can find a secluded, actually private (the kitchen is not private) and safe area to do so? Jerk away. Otherwise? Contain yourself, jesus fucking christ you don't [B]need[/B] to wank while you're at work, if you do you have issues (you clearly have issues anyway as this is perfectly acceptable behaviour to you for some reason).
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513532]I don't think it's a big deal really, especially not from his perspective because he didn't mean any harm at all, [B]and definitely didn't harm anything.[/B][/QUOTE]That's debatable.
Also there's a time and a place to jerk off, kitchen's are NOT one of those places.
Fuck it you're a lost cause. Please join Iago in the pen, the cleanup team will be along shortly.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513532]I don't think it's a big deal really, especially not from his perspective because he didn't mean any harm at all, and definitely didn't harm anything.[/QUOTE]
lol
"its not murder if you didn't actually kill anyone, he just shot them in the leg"
"he didn't hurt anyone when he shit in a pool, so its ok"
"He sneezed in the pizza but no one got sick from it so its fine"
"he had diarrhea but he doesn't mean to get anyone sick and no one did so its ok for him to work"
[B]oh my god grow up[/B]
and you didn't even respond to my video and rant. That's OK. I'll just sit in a corner and cry.
if you can't even respond with anything then it kind of proves something though.
[QUOTE=hexpunK;41513585]Fuck it you're a lost cause. Please join Iago in the pen, the cleanup team will be along shortly.[/QUOTE]
Condescending those that disagree with you because they disagree with you is horrifyingly close minded. But yes, push me away for not agreeing with you.
[QUOTE=Iago;41513126]Evidence of the pizza being jizzed on?
Stop talking out your ass.[/QUOTE]
I regret I didn't make a bowl of popcorn 30 minutes ago.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513449]Everything increases chances of bacteria, touching anything with your bare hands gets bacteria all over you. It is true that actions that increase bacteria are regulated, but there is no escaping bacteria is all around. I don't even understand how you're arguing this, we can never have clean hands and it doesn't even matter, after washing your hands you'll be just as clean as possible. Any cooks that ever touch something gross that go on to wash their hands go through the same thing, but no one calls them Hitler v2
[editline]18th July 2013[/editline]
Sorry that my opinion is "ridiculous" to you, it's honestly idiotic that you feel the need to attempt to belittle me for simply having an opinion.[/QUOTE]
In this thread, only the majority has the right to a opinion I guess
[QUOTE=Iago;41513609]In this thread, only the majority has the right to a opinion I guess[/QUOTE]
sweet jesus h christ and pears and bananas and apples i'm gonna say this again: stop riding on a victim complex
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513601]Condescend me for disagreeing with you you immature child. Being so unaccepting of someone else's viewpoints is going to harm you in your future.[/QUOTE]Your viewpoint consists of being ok with someone jerking it off in a public restaurant's kitchen.
Like, are you kidding me right now, you think this should be an acceptable viewpoint?
[QUOTE=Iago;41513609]In this thread, only the majority has the right to a opinion I guess[/QUOTE]
I choked laughing.
I'm pressing charges against you for attempted to kill me with humor.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513601]Condescending those that disagree with you because they disagree with you is horrifyingly close minded. But yes, push me away for not agreeing with you.[/QUOTE]
This isn't something you can have opinions on. This is peoples health and safety. Opinions here get you fucked up or killed. For real. Even if he didn't get anything in the food, or on any surfaces he, or his employees touch (gonna need to anti-bac the entire fucking area, not just your hands.), there's no saying he won't manage it at a later date.
And you still haven't refuted that he abused the trust of the patrons, making it an inherently wrong action off the bat before we even consider the health issues.
[QUOTE=Ownederd;41513616]sweet jesus h christ and pears and bananas and apples i'm gonna say this again: stop riding on a victim complex[/QUOTE]
How is it that he's acting on a victim complex when he's literally being treated like shit for having a differing opinion than others? He's arguing and he's being insulted and treated poorly for it, stop victim blaming him and see through your ignorant disagreement bias.
[QUOTE=Iago;41513609]In this thread, only the majority has the right to a opinion I guess[/QUOTE]
Only, your opinion makes no sense. It's okay that you like your food handled by someone that has touched the one part of their body which is always dirty, then makes your food. I personally wouldn't enjoy someone who prepares food to explore their sexuality in the same kitchen where food is made, let alone be the person who runs the shop in the first place.
Actually there isn't a law regulating semen contact with food. It's simply a biological contaminant
[QUOTE=Iago;41513609]In this thread, only the majority has the right to a opinion I guess[/QUOTE]
The "majority" happen to be correct. Please, please for the love of God show us your certificates, or medals from high school, or anything that show you are qualified to disagree with health and safety regulations that have been in use for ages.
Also you're bi-polar as fuck in every thread you have an "opinion" about, you should probably stop posting and see a psychiatrist.
[QUOTE=hexpunK;41513626]This isn't something you can have opinions on. This is peoples health and safety. Opinions here get you fucked up or killed. For real. Even if he didn't get anything in the food, or on any surfaces he, or his employees touch (gonna need to anti-bac the entire fucking area, not just your hands.), there's no saying he won't manage it at a later date.
And you still haven't refuted that he abused the trust of the patrons, making it an inherently wrong action off the bat before we even consider the health issues.[/QUOTE]
Why would the patron's trust be harmed from a secret fap? There is no reason why they would ever know, except now with these children pointing and laughing at him. It isn't anything that harms anyone, it's just...what happens. It isn't like going to the bathroom while at work is seen as a travesty of justice.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513633]How is it that he's acting on a victim complex when he's literally being treated like shit for having a differing opinion than others? He's arguing and he's being insulted and treated poorly for it, stop victim blaming him and see through your ignorant disagreement bias.[/QUOTE]
So would it be bad if he was treated like shit if he said something such related to being radically anti gay? or similar insane opinion?
[QUOTE=hexpunK;41513650]The "majority" happen to be correct. Please, please for the love of God show us your certificates, or medals from high school, or anything that show you are qualified to disagree with health and safety regulations that have been in use for ages.
[B]Also you're bi-polar as fuck in every thread you have an "opinion" about, you should probably stop posting and see a psychiatrist.[/B][/QUOTE]
I may think his opinion is idiotic but, you're a dick.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513633]How is it that he's acting on a victim complex when he's literally being treated like shit for having a differing opinion than others? He's arguing and he's being insulted and treated poorly for it, stop victim blaming him and see through your ignorant disagreement bias.[/QUOTE]
way to generalize everyone in this thread you insensitive jerk!
[QUOTE=Iago;41513609]In this thread, only the majority has the right to a opinion I guess[/QUOTE]
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People don't like it when people contaminate the kitchen by spreading bodily fluids all over it! They all hate me!
[QUOTE=hexpunK;41513650]The "majority" happen to be correct. Please, please for the love of God show us your certificates, or medals from high school, or anything that show you are qualified to disagree with health and safety regulations that have been in use for ages.
Also you're bi-polar as fuck in every thread you have an "opinion" about, you should probably stop posting and [b]see a psychiatrist.[/b][/QUOTE]
Yeah, he won't feel better till he gets that thing off his chest.
I am astrounded. "airbourne semen particles"
A person's breath is more hazardous than that, better ban breathing too. You guys will nitpick anything to justified your insecurities.
By that logic, a restroom air is hazardous and extremely harmful for your health.
[QUOTE=hexpunK;41513650]The "majority" happen to be correct. Please, please for the love of God show us your certificates, or medals from high school, or anything that show you are qualified to disagree with health and safety regulations that have been in use for ages.
[B]Also you're bi-polar as fuck in every thread you have an "opinion" about, you should probably stop posting and see a psychiatrist.[/B][/QUOTE]
What the fuck...dude.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513655]Why would the patron's trust be harmed from a secret fap? There is no reason why they would ever know, except now with these children pointing and laughing at him. It isn't anything that harms anyone, it's just...what happens. It isn't like going to the bathroom while at work is seen as a travesty of justice.[/QUOTE]
Take this class [url]http://www.servsafe.com/ss/foodhandler/[/url]
This will outline every single health code you need to know, as well as establishing such things as what is being debated in this thread.
[QUOTE=Iago;41513609]In this thread, only the majority has the right to a opinion I guess[/QUOTE]
you still have your opinion it's just everyone else has their opinions too: that you're fucked in the head if you think jerking it in a kitchen isn't wrong
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