• 4Chan catches pizza shop owner masturbating via unsecure security cam; Denies it, lulz ensue
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[QUOTE=PassTheBong;41511163][img]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1252070/thumbs/r-JERSEY-JOES-PIZZERIA-large570.jpg?6[/img] [/QUOTE] Sal? [img]http://download.gannett.edgesuite.net/arizonarepublic/brightcove/29901534001/29901534001_2402745998001_video-still-for-video-2400243186001.jpg?pubId=29901534001[/img]
[QUOTE=Iago;41511357]Besides he was clearly in the back not making pizzas. He owns the store so he should be allowed to beat off in the back. It's not like he unloaded his manjuice on a pizza or anything. Now this poor place might get shutdown and people will lose jobs because some neckbeard was illegally spying on some dude.[/QUOTE] You need to step back an re-evaluate your life if you are seriously going to defend a dude for masturbating in a food prep environment. It would be a totally different story if this was in the privacy of his own home but no, this was in what looks like the kitchen area of his fucking shop.
[QUOTE=Aspen;41511371]Are you intentionally shitposting? Tell you what, why don't we just leave it at this: A workplace is not a place for you to explore your sexuality. Especially if you own a food business. He can wait.[/QUOTE] How am I shitposting? You are the one using low blows and insulting me about my health condition and deformities I can't help that has nothing to do with this debate. Oh okay you deleted it, pathetic.
[QUOTE=Iago;41511357]because some neckbeard was illegally spying on some dude.[/QUOTE] If it's public (of which there are MANY similar cameras in various places with SIMILAR configurations), it's not illegal. It's a matter called "properly securing your IP camera", which this owner failed to do, thus it isn't illegal. There are even guides on how to view these cameras for fuck's sake. [editline].[/editline] [QUOTE=wootmonster;41511380]This is incredible. The owner must have been aware of the camera. Or did he just forget about it?[/QUOTE] See above.
[QUOTE=Iago;41511386]Than don't buy it. Should we fire all employees who touched their dicks before? He most likely washed his hands after, you guys act like you don't beat ya dicks.[/QUOTE] would you beat your dick at school? would you beat your dick at our job? No.
[QUOTE=Iago;41511456]How am I shitposting? You are the one using low blows and insulting me about my health condition and deformities I can't help that has nothing to do with this debate. Oh okay you deleted it, pathetic.[/QUOTE] I don't care about your feelings. I do care about keeping my account. I'm not doing you any favors. If you think it's okay for you to blow your load in the kitchen of a restaurant you're working at then you probably should get a different job.
that fucking quality
Yeah he shouldn't be jacking off at work but jesus christ you guys act like he was jumping around, waving his dick like a firehose and spraying man gravy all over himself and the food. If he washed his hands afterwards it's realistically no different than having gone to take a leak or something.
[QUOTE=Zoombini;41511409]Iago confirmed as public masturbator[/QUOTE] I don't masturbate at all. Also he was in the back where no food is made. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("I had enough of you being AWFUL" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
At least he makes the pizzas with love.
[QUOTE=Desuh;41511501]At least he makes the pizzas with love.[/QUOTE] Think of the children.
[QUOTE=Iago;41511497]I don't masturbate at all. Also he was in the back where no food is made.[/QUOTE] If I caught anyone jacking off on the job, I'd have that person instantly fired if it wasn't in the privacy of a bathroom stall.
I don't think you guys know how many people wack off at work. You make it seem like nobody does it.
[QUOTE=Iago;41511497]I don't masturbate at all. Also he was in the back where no food is made.[/QUOTE] why can't he just have some fucking self control and do it at home? ever thought of that?
[QUOTE=SgtCr4zyGunz;41511492]Yeah he shouldn't be jacking off at work but jesus christ you guys act like he was jumping around, waving his dick like a firehose and spraying man gravy all over himself and the food. If he washed his hands afterwards it's realistically no different than having gone to take a leak or something.[/QUOTE] except you cant get an std from urine
can't he just wait, and when he comes home just masturbate
[QUOTE=Aspen;41511467]I don't care about your feelings. I do care about keeping my account. I'm not doing you any favors. If you think it's okay for you to blow your load in the kitchen of a restaurant you're working at then you probably should get a different job.[/QUOTE] So I guess employees can't have restroom breaks since they are are touching their dicks by that logic.
[QUOTE=Iago;41511548]So I guess employees can't have restroom breaks since they are are touching their dicks by that logic.[/QUOTE] He wasn't masturbating in a restroom.
[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;41511513]If I caught anyone jacking off on the job, I'd have that person instantly fired if it wasn't in the privacy of a bathroom stall.[/QUOTE] If I caught anyone jacking off at a workplace that I happened to own I would fire them regardless of where they are. They are in an environment that requires self control and professionalism and jacking your wiener or fingering yourself is fucking unprofessional. Sorry to say it but self control is pretty important.
[QUOTE=PassTheBong;41511529]except you cant get an std from urine[/QUOTE] Herpes can be on any part of the body, not just dicks.
[QUOTE=Iago;41511548]So I guess employees can't have restroom breaks since they are are touching their dicks by that logic.[/QUOTE] Going to the restroom is a normal bodily function that you may or may not be able to control. You can wait until you get home to masturbate.
Iago has to be a satire or a troll account or something, there is literally no way someone can have these opinions that are crazy silly alongside posting about a medical condition that is SO much sillier. It's just too great to be true.
[QUOTE=Iago;41511576]Herpes can be on any part of the body, not just dicks.[/QUOTE] dude idgi why are you so strongly defending whacking off in stupid places?
[quote]Reporters at the shop showed Giusepp "Jersey Joe" Scire the photo, which was posted on the photo-sharing website 4Chan, and then Yelp.[/quote] photo sharing website
[QUOTE=Iago;41511301]He wasn't making pizzas. If you have evidence of him making the pizzas after without washing his hands then sure. I guess we should fire everybody who jerks off as their hands are forever posioned with deadly dickskin cells.[/QUOTE] it isn't just a potential health hazard, it's also damned weird and creepy to jack off in a public place like a pizza joint
[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;41511596]dude idgi why are you so strongly defending whacking off in stupid places?[/QUOTE] He gets paid to do it
[QUOTE=supersnail11;41511603]photo sharing website[/QUOTE] aka [I]imageboard[/I]
[QUOTE=evilweazel;41511581]Iago has to be a satire or a troll account or something, there is literally no way someone can have these opinions that are crazy silly alongside posting about a medical condition that is SO much sillier. It's just too great to be true.[/QUOTE] He's pulled similar stunts in the past.
what if your job is being a pornstar do you wank at work then?
masturbating at work... is not an idea... that is a good one...
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