4Chan catches pizza shop owner masturbating via unsecure security cam; Denies it, lulz ensue - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Iago;41512387]Do you have any proof that he didn't? All you see is him jerking off at his desk away from any food. What happened to innocence before proven guilty?[/QUOTE] He is guilty of jerking off in the workplace(as has been proven by evidence), he has to prove that he had cleaned up after himself. Also you don't prove a negative, under normal circumstances. You can prove that it was impossible for something to happen within a time frame, but that requires an immense amount of knowledge and something like what you claim needs to be proved requires pretty much skin swabs of just after he left the premises. Washing his hands or not, makes no difference, he violated the rules he gets punished for it.

[QUOTE=Iago;41512268]He most likely washed his hands after, same with taking a piss in the restroom. There are much worst safety issues then touching your dick. If he was actually making pizza, was in the cooking area or jizzing on food then yes it is bad. The protential health hazard is on the same level as taking a restroom break. You guys only don't like it because it's gross stop pretending otherwise.[/QUOTE] Okay let's have a quick science lesson here. It's summer. People tend to be sweaty because it's hot. Masturbating gets you even sweatier. Pubic hair exists to retain that sweat, and make your genitalia smell stronger, it's a weird sexual thing and the one reason we still have body hair at all. Sweat is directly secreted by your body, smells strong and is very salty. That's one bodily fluid you're getting on your hand every single time you touch your privates. Then there is semen. The point of masturbating is to get it out of your penis, right ? Well this semen will ALWAYS end up ony our hand, somehow. Either when ejaculating, or when you're wiping it out. It is going to end up on your hand, and even after washing your hands, there are going to be traces of it on them for a long time. Except if you are washing your hands with javel or some extremely stronger anti-bacterial product and spermicide there is going to be traces amount of it on your palms. And since you're sweaty, it's going to mix up with your sweat and create and even worse mixture of body fluids. Don't forget urine. Whenever you're pissing and regardless of whether you have an uncut or circumcized penis, you will end up with your penis head covered in urine. Wiping it won't take it all away. Masturbating will get some of that urine on your hands. Even scratching your dick or setting your balls back in place will get urine on your hands, because there's likely to be a drop of piss that'll end up inside your underwear and cover the whole textile with it. And since you masturbated earlier there's also some of that sperm in here too. So by now your hands are covered in piss, semen and sweat. Do I have to mention piss is a body waste-fluid and can carry a few diseases and bacteria ? So by masturbating this guy has successfuly covered his hands in bacteria, piss, sweat, semen, and potential diseases. All of it in the workplace, and except if he's going to wash his hands about five times with the strongest anti-bacterial agent possible and wait for a solid day before even touching any of the ingredients, some of it will end up contaminating his food. Both the final product and all of the ingredients he's touched to preparate said product. And considering people have already complained about the odd taste of the pizzas he's selling, I doubt he's going as far as keeping all of these sanitary measures checked and respected. So yeah, masturbating on the work place, among being disrespectful to the customers and your possible employees, is also really, really filthy. Washing your hands is not going to take it all away, soap isn't a magic killer of all filth.

[QUOTE=Kyle902;41512386]You fucking want me to quote my giant wall of wrong opinions that are literally wrong?[/QUOTE] Go for it. Opinions are opinions, they are not wrong or right. What happened to Facepunch? Have you guys forget that not everyone have the same opinions?

[QUOTE=Iago;41512387]Do you have any proof that he didn't? All you see is him jerking off at his desk away from any food. What happened to innocence before proven guilty?[/QUOTE] He's guilty as sin, it shows it in the picture. Stop talking out your ass please.

[QUOTE=Iago;41512441]Go for it. Opinions are opinions, they are not wrong or right. What happened to Facepunch? Have you guys forget that not everyone have the same opinions?[/QUOTE] then i guess there's nothing wrong with calling someone who identifies as a homosexual a 'fag' harmfully, because that's just an opinion lol it ain't wrong! :P no seriously, i'm wondering what's going through your train of thought

You guys are beating your head against a brick wall trying to argue with this chucklefuck.

this is why i've accepted the fact that it's his titties that are posting and not the real Iago.

[QUOTE=Iago;41512441]Go for it. Opinions are opinions, they are not wrong or right. What happened to Facepunch? Have you guys forget that not everyone have the same opinions?[/QUOTE] Oh boy you actually asked for it. HERE COMES THE WALL OF TEXT. Actually I'm not even going to bother typing it out. I'll just post a link to it. [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1288967&p=41452305&viewfull=1#post41452305[/url]

[QUOTE=Iago;41512353]That statement you just made is a opinion itself. You guys are all for freedom of speech but when somebody says something you disagree with it's not okay and the concept of "wrong opinions" suddenly exist. Hypocrites.[/QUOTE] I already told you, its hygiene, its like i'm smashing my brains into the wall, making me dumber and dumber.

[QUOTE=Iago;41512441]Go for it. Opinions are opinions, they are not wrong or right. What happened to Facepunch? Have you guys forget that not everyone have the same opinions?[/QUOTE] If the opinion that what this man did was unsanitary surprises you, you may need to reevaluate what your standards of hygiene are. I would think that you, a nursing mother, wouldn't be defending this man.

[QUOTE=Iago;41512268]He most likely washed his hands after, same with taking a piss in the restroom. There are much worst safety issues then touching your dick. If he was actually making pizza, was in the cooking area or jizzing on food then yes it is bad. The protential health hazard is on the same level as taking a restroom break. You guys only don't like it because it's gross stop pretending otherwise.[/QUOTE] Of Course it's gross and if he does this knowing a camera is on him I wonder what else he does.

[QUOTE=Iago;41512441]Go for it. Opinions are opinions, they are not wrong or right. What happened to Facepunch? Have you guys forget that not everyone have the same opinions?[/QUOTE] You tend to forget that an opinion that has no basis in logic or fact is not very convincing nor very notable of an opinion. Without a basis in logic or society, it is easily able to be disregarded. You can have whatever opinion you want, but the less backing behind it the more wrong it becomes, you have to be able to defend your opinion for it to be even considered "right."

[QUOTE=Kyle902;41512414]That is not in any fucking way away from food. That thing that looks like a fridge is a fucking big storage freezer filled with frozen goods. This in all likeliness (unless the kitchen was designed by a fucking retard) means its in the primary prep area for food.[/QUOTE] It's obviously a office desl, look at it. A small area does not turn the whole building infected with jizz. You guys are crying about nothing.

[QUOTE=Iago;41512515]It's obviously a office desl, look at it. A small area does not turn the whole building infected with jizz. You guys are crying about nothing.[/QUOTE] please tell me what reasonable person jacks off while they're doing their thing at their workplace

[QUOTE=Iago;41512515]It's obviously a office desl, look at it. A small area does not turn the whole building infected with jizz. You guys are crying about nothing.[/QUOTE] you have transcended stupidity at this point.

[QUOTE=Iago;41512515]It's obviously a office desl, look at it. A small area does not turn the whole building infected with jizz. You guys are[B] crying[/B] about [B]nothing.[/B][/QUOTE] If complaining about a guy jacking off while working at a resturant is [I]crying [/I]about [I]nothing [/I] then I don't even know man, your head is fucked up.

[QUOTE=Iago;41512441]Go for it. Opinions are opinions, they are not wrong or right. What happened to Facepunch? Have you guys forget that not everyone have the same opinions?[/QUOTE] Wall of wrong opinions go: - Black people are dumber than white people - Jew people are evil and deserve to die - The genocide is a lie and has never happened - The earth is flat - You can save the economy by just printing more money - Masturbating in a restaurant is fine

[QUOTE=Iago;41512515]It's obviously a office desl, look at it. A small area does not turn the whole building infected with jizz. You guys are crying about nothing.[/QUOTE] Oh my god. Its a fucking office desk IN THE PREP AREA. Do you understand such basic concepts as cross-contamination, and bacterial growth?

[QUOTE=Iago;41512515]It's obviously a office desl, look at it. A small area does not turn the whole building infected with jizz. You guys are crying about nothing.[/QUOTE] Since this is a pizzeria, the chefs probably use that computer to get internet orders off of, and this guy is touching it with his genitalia contaminated hands.

This guy literally has to be a troll. Nobody is this fucking retarded.

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;41512550]Wall of wrong opinions go: - Black people are dumber than white people - Jew people are evil and deserve to die - The genocide is a lie and has never happened - The earth is flat - You can save the economy by just printing more money - Masturbating in a restaurant is fine[/QUOTE] And if that wasn't enough, here's some more! "Earth is flat" "Earth is 6000 years old" "If you sail west from Europe you will fall off the Earth" "If you sail west from Europe you will reach India". Now these are the relatively harmless wrong opinions. Lets get to the nitty gritty. "Jews harbor the plague!" "The differing shapes of the Mongoloid and Negroid skull from that of the standard Caucasoid are direct proof of Caucasoid superiority" "Drinking Murcury/Radium/Urine cures everything from the common cold to cancer" "Frontal Lobotamization is the cure for any and all mental disorders, from depression to psychosis" and the more recent one "All those towelheads are terrorists!"

[QUOTE=Iago;41512515]It's obviously a office desl, look at it. A small area does not turn the whole building infected with jizz. You guys are crying about nothing.[/QUOTE] Someone should buy you a new title saying "I think masturbating in restaurants is OK" and a link that shows that post

[QUOTE=Kyle902;41512565] "Frontal Lobotamization is the cure for any and all mental disorders, from depression to psychosis" [/QUOTE] Just like my dad used to say. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy"

[QUOTE=Ownederd;41512469]then i guess there's nothing wrong with calling someone who identifies as a homosexual a 'fag' harmfully, because that's just an opinion lol it ain't wrong! :P no seriously, i'm wondering what's going through your train of thought[/QUOTE] I think calling gays "fags" and general homophobia is bad but people HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO SO. Why do you guys think the KKK is legal? How hard of a concept is opinions holy fuck. Actualy make a counter argument for this post other than "Hurr durr different opinions u must be trolling"

[QUOTE=Iago;41512599]I think calling gays "fags" and general homophobia is bad but people HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO SO. Why do you guys think the KKK is legal? How hard of a concept is opinions holy fuck. Actualy make a counter argument for this post other than "Hurr durr different opinions u must be trolling"[/QUOTE] Just because it is a right, doesn't make it right.

[QUOTE=Iago;41512599]I think calling gays "fags" and general homophobia is bad but people HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO SO. Why do you guys think the KKK is legal? How hard of a concept is opinions holy fuck. Actualy make a counter argument for this post other than "Hurr durr different opinions u must be trolling"[/QUOTE] If your opinion is that blatant disregard for the rights of others, then you have a shitty opinion regardless of its validity.

[QUOTE=Iago;41512599]I think calling gays "fags" and general homophobia is bad but people [B]HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO SO.[/B] Why do you guys think the KKK is legal? How hard of a concept is opinions holy fuck. Actualy make a counter argument for this post other than "Hurr durr different opinions u must be trolling"[/QUOTE] no you don't. call someone a hurtful slur in a public place and see if you get any flak for it. chances are you probably will

Facepunch is where i come to watch a discussion about wanking devolve into an argument about... the KKK?

Iago you pretty obviously have absolutely no knowledge of the food industry, let alone food safety. I suggest reading up on a topic before you "debate" with people about it.

[QUOTE=Iago;41512599]I think calling gays "fags" and general homophobia is bad but people HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO SO. Why do you guys think the KKK is legal? How hard of a concept is opinions holy fuck. Actualy make a counter argument for this post other than "Hurr durr different opinions u must be trolling"[/QUOTE] What does white supremacy or gays have to do with this? Dude beats his meat in a restaurant, it's fucking disgusting even if he washed his hands, that's it. Carl Johnson.