[QUOTE=Kyle902;41513029]Actually you can because its incredibly unsanitary and to do it right next to the food prep area is such a big health code violation that it probably has its own section.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure he washed off, and unless he had STD's then what kind of health risks could there possibly be?
[QUOTE=Ownederd;41513018]why the hell do you want to know[/QUOTE]
Isn't that the most interesting part?
[QUOTE=Zoombini;41513011]Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of masturbation, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom to beat the meat, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to jerk it, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.[/QUOTE]
I see nothing wrong with this, can somebody PLEASE kindfully explain their point of view. KINDFULLY.
I am trying to understand this.
[QUOTE=Iago;41512810]I honestly done posting in this thread.
I can't comprehend you guys logic and this debate goes nowhere.
Please look up what opinions means and also understand that not everyone is a hivemind. Is that so hard to understand?
I hope none if you ever gain political power because it will certainly be the end of freedom of speech and civil rights if you think only your opinion is right.
Also people with different opinions are not trolls[/QUOTE]
I genuinly hope you never reproduce, not only because of the nipples ,but, because it freightens me that 2 of you exist on the same planet.
I guess it's extremely unsanitary for people to masturbate in general, you know all those pathogens formed from sweat and friction!
[editline]18th July 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Rockeiro123;41513067]I genuinly hope you never reproduce, not only because of the nipples ,but, because it freightens me that 2 of you exist on the same planet.[/QUOTE]
Jesus christ the fact that you hope he doesn't have children because of his opinion that he argued at least intelligently about shows what kind of dick you are.
[QUOTE=Iago;41513019]I guess my opinions are a little bit radical. Seeing as everyone disagrees with me maybe I should reevaluate my ideas.
I didn't mean to turn this thread into a huge crazy debate. I apologize[/QUOTE]
Troll.
Technically, masturbating in a non-private area could be considered indecent exposure or even sexual harassment. Not to mention, working on your 5 inch dough boy where you prepare your food is definitely a health violation.
It's a violation of his privacy to film him jerking off, but, if he feels comfortable touching himself in his pizza shop, it's very likely that he's either a.) masturbated in public before, or b.) masturbated at the pizza shop before.
Wow, that's a sentence I never thought I'd write on Facepunch :v:.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513050]I'm sure he washed off, and unless he had STD's then what kind of health risks could there possibly be?[/QUOTE]
uh, please tell me what reasonable person jacks off while they're doing their thing at their workplace
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513000]Poor guy to be honest, can't really blame him for masturbating I feel, but now his rep is harmed because children think it's funny.[/QUOTE]
of course you can blame him, how little self control do you need to wait until you're somewhere appropriate before jerking off?
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513050]I'm sure he washed off, and unless he had STD's then what kind of health risks could there possibly be?[/QUOTE]
People don't like eating sperm and penis sweat seasoned pizza
[QUOTE=Ownederd;41513083]uh, please tell me what reasonable person jacks off while they're doing their thing at their workplace[/QUOTE]
Does it really matter? Why isn't it reasonable, I mean if he didn't have any duties then what's the big deal?
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;41513080]Troll.[/QUOTE]
Stop spamming this thread. Is everybody with different opinions than you is a troll?
[QUOTE=Kyle902;41513029]Actually you can because its incredibly unsanitary and to do it right next to the food prep area is such a big health code violation that it probably has its own section.[/QUOTE]
Actually I'm positive the Department of Health never even created a section for it, because they never thought some idiot would ever blow his load right next to the pizza dough :v:.
you ever been in a room where someones just jacked it or has jacked off in their often? it's unpleasant leave jerking off to private places
[QUOTE=Lachz0r;41513089]of course you can blame him, how little self control do you need to wait until you're somewhere appropriate before jerking off?[/QUOTE]
Who cares what his reasons are? To be fair this is his job, he's probably there for hours on end, probably all day. What kind of bullshit reason is it to judge someone because they for some reason can't hold on fapping?
[QUOTE=Reimu;41513082]
It's a violation of his privacy to film him jerking off, but, if he feels comfortable touching himself in his pizza shop, it's very likely that he's either a.) masturbated in public before, or [B]b.) masturbated at the pizza shop before.[/B]
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im pretty sure hes done it before
[QUOTE=Lachz0r;41513111]you ever been in a room where someones just jacked it or has jacked off in their often? it's unpleasant leave jerking off to private places[/QUOTE]
I don't think that changes anything? If rooms were really negatively affected from people jacking it, then most people's rooms would be deathly.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;41513091]People don't like eating sperm and penis sweat seasoned pizza[/QUOTE]
Evidence of the pizza being jizzed on?
Stop talking out your ass.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513099]Does it really matter? Why isn't it reasonable, I mean if he didn't have any duties then what's the big deal?[/QUOTE]
what if one of his employees went into the room? why should someone else face the risk of being subjected to an elderly man masturbating because he can't just go to to the bathroom and do it or wait until he's home
Also if I ever ordered a pizza from this guy, I actually [i]would[/i] bring a civil suit against him. If I'm laying down money on his product, I have a right, as a paying customer, to be served a product that is created in the safest and cleanest area as possible under the State's code.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513099]Does it really matter? Why isn't it reasonable, I mean if he didn't have any duties then what's the big deal?[/QUOTE]
because we don't live in a society without limits and we have explicit health regulations that say "don't do X or Y in the workplace" for many valid reasons. doing something like installing an air conditioner in your workplace is one thing, jacking off with the inherent risk of creating health hazards is another
[QUOTE=Lachz0r;41513128]what if one of his employees went into the room? why should someone else face the risk of being subjected to an elderly man masturbating because he can't just go to to the bathroom and do it or wait until he's home[/QUOTE]
He's the shop owner, I'm certain he had planned out where everyone was and was going to be, and he knew he had time off so...what's the deal? Everyone does it, everyone does that for anything they do that they don't want anyone else to see them doing.
[QUOTE=Reimu;41513129]Also if I ever ordered a pizza from this guy, I actually [i]would[/i] bring a civil suit against him. If I'm laying down money on his product, I have a right, as a paying customer, to be served a product that is created in the safest and cleanest area as possible under the State's code.[/QUOTE]
ok that's a bit far, i mean it isn't REALLY a big deal he shouldn't have done it and it's funny as hell he got caught but it's not worth someone getting sued over unless i dunno you can prove there are nut hairs in his pizzas or something
[QUOTE=Ownederd;41513137]because we don't live in a society without limits and we have explicit health regulations that say "don't do X or Y in the workplace" for many valid reasons. doing something like installing an air conditioner in your workplace is one thing, jacking off with the inherent risk of creating health hazards is another[/QUOTE]
How is jacking off a health hazard, exactly? This is ridiculous, just because it's gross doesn't mean it's going to make you sick. If he just faps, comes into a tissue paper, then there isn't ANYTHING being affected especially if he washes off, which they're required to do anyway. You might as well fuck someone for sneezing into their hands and going on to wash their hands. But, well, sneezing is actually unhealthy!
[QUOTE=Rockeiro123;41513067]I genuinly hope you never reproduce, not only because of the nipples ,but, because it freightens me that 2 of you exist on the same planet.[/QUOTE]
Because having different opinions on a debate about masturbating in a kitchen means i'm the next hitler or something right?
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513140]He's the shop owner, I'm certain he had planned out where everyone was and was going to be, and he knew he had time off so...what's the deal? Everyone does it, everyone does that for anything they do that they don't want anyone else to see them doing.[/QUOTE]
i have a feeling that if he was thinking about it enough to be planning out where everyone is or will be he would have thought enough to just jerk off at home. and yes everyone jerks off, but most people do it at an appropriate time and in an appropriate place
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513158][B]How is jacking off a health hazard, exactly?[/B] This is ridiculous, just because it's gross doesn't mean it's going to make you sick. If he just faps, comes into a tissue paper, then there isn't ANYTHING being affected especially if he washes off, which they're required to do anyway. You might as well fuck someone for sneezing into their hands and going on to wash their hands. But, well, sneezing is actually unhealthy![/QUOTE]
here's the issue: you don't know what you're arguing. please tell me what reasonable workplace allows human bodily fluids to be strung around
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513069]I guess it's extremely unsanitary for people to masturbate in general, you know all those pathogens formed from sweat and friction!
[editline]18th July 2013[/editline]
Jesus christ the fact that you hope he doesn't have children because of his opinion that he argued at least intelligently about shows what kind of dick you are.[/QUOTE]
Actually the pathogens form from the dead skin and the semen. Dead skin and semen is basically a nutrient rich soup that promotes bacterial growth. Even if you wash your hands it still increases the chance of cross contamination with the food.
[QUOTE=Reimu;41513129]Also if I ever ordered a pizza from this guy, I actually [i]would[/i] bring a civil suit against him. If I'm laying down money on his product, I have a right, as a paying customer, to be served a product that is created in the safest and cleanest area as possible under the State's code.[/QUOTE]
Lets ruin a guy life because he touched his dick.
It isn't fucking razorblades.
[QUOTE=Lachz0r;41513174]i have a feeling that if he was thinking about it enough to be planning out where everyone is or will be he would have thought enough to just jerk off at home. and yes everyone jerks off, but most people do it at an appropriate time and in an appropriate place[/QUOTE]
If the place is not going to receive any traffic in any way then what's wrong with the place? People do it in bathrooms all the time, he probably just couldn't or something. No one would want to ruin someone's reputation for attempting to be secret about masturbating...
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