• 4Chan catches pizza shop owner masturbating via unsecure security cam; Denies it, lulz ensue
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[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513140]He's the shop owner, I'm certain he had planned out where everyone was and was going to be, and he knew he had time off so...what's the deal? Everyone does it, everyone does that for anything they do that they don't want anyone else to see them doing.[/QUOTE] how would you like it if a cook at your favorite restaurant masturbated right next to the surfaces handling the food? [editline]18th July 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Iago;41513189]Lets ruin a guy life because he touched his dick. It isn't fucking razorblades.[/QUOTE] It's unsanitary.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;41513184]Actually the pathogens form from the dead skin and the semen. Dead skin and semen is basically a nutrient rich soup that promotes bacterial growth. Even if you wash your hands it still increases the chance of cross contamination with the food. [/QUOTE] Oh so people with dandruff are walking biohazards then, all that dead skin from their head? What does semen mean anything about, if he comes into a tissue, washes off, them what the hell is the problem? It's the same as sneezing, except the only reason why semen would form pathogens is because of an unsanitary environment anyway, and regardless it would take some time, and since it's never coming into contact with food anyway, what's the deal?
WOW i just noticed he's in the fucking kitchen lmfao
[QUOTE=Kyle902;41513194]how would you like it if a cook at your favorite restaurant masturbated right next to the surfaces handling the food? [editline]18th July 2013[/editline] It's unsanitary.[/QUOTE] I don't care? I shouldn't know that kind of stuff, and it doesn't affect me anyway except that "It is gross!" which I don't think is true anyway.
ok there is seriously no excuse for jerking it in a fucking kitchen lol
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513204]Oh so people with dandruff are walking biohazards then, all that dead skin from their head? What does semen mean anything about, if he comes into a tissue, washes off, them what the hell is the problem? It's the same as sneezing, except the only reason why semen would form pathogens is because of an unsanitary environment anyway, and regardless it would take some time, and since it's never coming into contact with food anyway, what's the deal?[/QUOTE] Semen is sperm suspended in what amounts to liquid sugar. It's full of things that bacteria like to grow in.
[QUOTE=Lachz0r;41513210]ok there is seriously no excuse for jerking it in a fucking kitchen lol[/QUOTE] Maybe someone ordered the Alfredo pizza?
[QUOTE=Lachz0r;41513210]ok there is seriously no excuse for jerking it in a fucking kitchen lol[/QUOTE] Why not? Kitchens are off limits to citizens, and if the store was empty for some deal of the time, then the kitchen is as private as private gets, there's no windows, so what's the problem?
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513218]Why not? Kitchens are off limits to citizens, and if the store was empty for some deal of the time, then the kitchen is as private as private gets, there's no windows, so what's the problem?[/QUOTE] .............he's in the kitchen jerking off................. [editline]19th July 2013[/editline] some things just shouldn't have to be explained
[QUOTE=Lachz0r;41513151]ok that's a bit far, i mean it isn't REALLY a big deal he shouldn't have done it and it's funny as hell he got caught but it's not worth someone getting sued over unless i dunno you can prove there are nut hairs in his pizzas or something[/QUOTE] I think this would be fair if he was working in a job where he wasn't preparing food for individuals. But the fact that he would jeopardize the sanitary condition of his kitchen by touching himself and/or jizzing in the process is pretty sick and disturbing. I mean granted, I would want to see the specifics of what he was doing. But even then, sperm is very hard to kill and doesn't necessarily die with water and soap. Theoretically, he could have masturbated in the shop, washed his hands, and then put his hands against a cooked pizza or shook a customer's hand. I mean it depends on the situation and what he specifically did before and after, but I don't think it's unfair to at least look into legal options for that sort of situation. I mean, I would feel pretty disgusted and cheated if my pizzas were created in an area where someone might be touching them after masturbating. It depends on more information that an investigation could bring up.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;41513194]how would you like it if a cook at your favorite restaurant masturbated right next to the surfaces handling the food? [editline]18th July 2013[/editline] It's unsanitary.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't be brothered one goddamn bit.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513218]Why not? [/QUOTE] you just asked "why not" to "there is no excuse for jerking it in a kitchen" are you hearing yourself
[QUOTE=Kyle902;41513212]Semen is sperm suspended in what amounts to liquid sugar. It's full of things that bacteria like to grow in.[/QUOTE] I understand that, but what does that matter? A lot of things are great for bacteria to grow on, of course. If you wash off, flush it down a toilet, then what is wrong? What could possibly go wrong?
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513204]Oh so people with dandruff are walking biohazards then, all that dead skin from their head? What does semen mean anything about, if he comes into a tissue, washes off, them what the hell is the problem? It's the same as sneezing, except the only reason why semen would form pathogens is because of an unsanitary environment anyway, and regardless it would take some time, and since it's never coming into contact with food anyway, what's the deal?[/QUOTE] how about it's fucking weird and creepy to burp the worm at the workplace, besides health issues? social and hygienic standards exist for a reason. it's the same reason you shower a bit more frequently in hot and humid weather
[QUOTE=Keychain;41513234]you just asked "why not" to "there is no excuse for jerking it in a kitchen" are you hearing yourself[/QUOTE] Sorry? Thanks for attempting to make fun of me because I don't think the same thing as you.
Ok anyone who is disagreeing with me has clearly never worked in the food handling industry, let alone a kitchen. You aren't even allowed to have nail polish on if you are handling food during the cooking process.
[QUOTE=Iago;41513232]I wouldn't be brothered one goddamn bit.[/QUOTE] What if he slapped his dick right down in your fondue :v:?
i dont get what you guys are on about i don't care if the chef took a big shit on the floor as long as he washed his hands afterwards i mean it's not like they prepare food there at all
[QUOTE=Ownederd;41513239]how about it's fucking weird and creepy to burp the worm at the workplace, besides health issues? social and hygienic standards exist for a reason. it's the same reason you shower a bit more frequently in hot and humid weather[/QUOTE] Why do social standards even apply? This was supposed to be secret, never found out, he didn't intend for anyone to know and I don't even see how it's creepy? It's just a human need/urge. Again, everyone has it, it isn't his fault.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513235]I understand that, but what does that matter? A lot of things are great for bacteria to grow on, of course. If you wash off, flush it down a toilet, then what is wrong? What could possibly go wrong?[/QUOTE] How do you know he washed it off? Even if he did there is still a higher chance of cross contamination.
[QUOTE=Alec W;41511237]He shouldn't be masturbating at work, in a food prep environment.[/QUOTE] He shouldn't be masturbating at work, ever, period, no matter where he works. [QUOTE=Greenen72;41513253]i dont get what you guys are on about i don't care if the chef took a big shit on the floor as long as he washed his hands afterwards i mean it's not like they prepare food there at all[/QUOTE] is this satire? please be satire.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;41513243]Ok anyone who is disagreeing with me has clearly never worked in the food handling industry, let alone a kitchen. You aren't even allowed to have nail polish on if you are handling food during the cooking process.[/QUOTE] So? Nail polish is in a different league than semen, nail polish can chip off and that shits gross, semen can be washed off no problem. Of course you shouldn't have hands full of semen when working, that's disgusting, but that isn't what happened.
todays pizza flavor, semen and anchovies :v:
[QUOTE=Kyle902;41513259]How do you know he washed it off? Even if he did there is still a higher chance of cross contamination.[/QUOTE] Cross contamination from what? Your hands get all bacteria infested anyway if you don't wash, so really you'll always get bacteria on food, but if you wash, then that's pretty much as much as we can do.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513269]So? Nail polish is in a different league than semen, nail polish can chip off and that shits gross, semen can be washed off no problem. Of course you shouldn't have hands full of semen when working, that's disgusting, but that isn't what happened.[/QUOTE] so you are saying nail polish is grosser then semen, also how do you know that it didn't happen?
[QUOTE=Iago;41513232]I wouldn't be brothered one goddamn bit.[/QUOTE] Didn't you say you'd stop posting in this thread already?
[QUOTE=Iago;41513166]Because having different opinions on a debate about masturbating in a kitchen means i'm the next hitler or something right?[/QUOTE] no but it means your really annoying
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513282]Cross contamination from what? Your hands get all bacteria infested anyway if you don't wash, so really you'll always get bacteria on food, but if you wash, then that's pretty much as much as we can do.[/QUOTE] Airborne particles, the high chance that he didn't actually clean every speck of semen.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41513257]Why do social standards even apply? This was supposed to be secret, never found out, he didn't intend for anyone to know and I don't even see how it's creepy? It's just a human need/urge. Again, everyone has it, it isn't his fault.[/QUOTE] You don't see how it's creepy? Well, you kinda said it in your post; [quote]This was supposed to be secret, never found out, he didn't intend for anyone to know[/quote] Yeah I get having a good tug is usually quite a secretive thing, but he did it in a kitchen, with security equipment (as the owner of the store he must of known it could see him). We know people wank, we know people wank in bedrooms, bathrooms and shower rooms. We don't find that too surprising. Someone wanking in a kitchen that serves the public? That's fucked up. Bodily fluids being near food is pretty dangerous, even if he wasn't facing the surfaces, even if he washes his hands straight away. He still stroked himself in a kitchen, abusing the trust of patrons that their food is produced in sanitary conditions.
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