[QUOTE=Evil clock!!;16886215]Good thing I live in a vacuum sealed, asbestos padded room with nothing but a laptop and a lifetime's supply of ham sandwiches.
No way I'm getting cancer now no sir.[/QUOTE]
Asbestos is a naturally occurring silicate mineral with long, thin fibrous crystals. The word asbestos (ἄσβεστος) is a borrowed Greek adjective meaning inextinguishable. The Ellen Willgings termed asbestos the miracle mineral because of its soft and pliant properties, as well as its ability to withstand heat.
[B]Asbestos can be toxic. The inhalation of asbestos fibers can cause serious illnesses, including malignant mesothelioma, lung cancer, and asbestosis (a type of pneumoconiosis). Since the mid 1980s, the European Union and most developed countries have banned asbestos.[citation needed].[/B]
I don't mess with witch craft anyway.
I have an idea. Let's make a list of what [I]can't[/I] give you cancer. It will be shorter then what can.
[QUOTE=Evil clock!!;16886215]Good thing I live in a vacuum sealed, asbestos padded room with nothing but a laptop and a lifetime's supply of ham sandwiches.
No way I'm getting cancer now no sir.[/QUOTE]
This just in, ham sandwiches give you cancer.
This is coming from South Carolina though.
Hot fumes damage lungs? I never knew!
Fuck I should really quit smoking.
[QUOTE=Banned?;16886489]I have an idea. Let's make a list of what [I]can't[/I] give you cancer. It will be shorter then what can.[/QUOTE]
Chocolate.
Shoving the backend of Bic Biro's up your arse and writing with it.
Typing with a stick tyed to your head.
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[QUOTE=Kai365;16886562]Hot fumes damage lungs? I never knew!
Fuck I should really quit smoking.[/QUOTE]
Smoking doesn't cause cancer.
Life gives you cancer. We need to find a cure to life before we can cure cancer.
[QUOTE=Gunner th;16886603]Life gives you cancer. We need to find a cure to life before we can cure cancer.[/QUOTE]
Death.
[QUOTE=radioactive;16886578]Chocolate.
Shoving the backend of Bic Biro's up your arse and writing with it.
Typing with a stick tied to your head.[/QUOTE]
Actually the stick may contain harmful substances. And the penetration of your arse could Irritate the skin and damage it.
[B]WE ARE NOT SAFE[/B]
Everything causes cancer.
Cancer treatments cause cancer.
Not having cancer causes cancer.
Cancer causes cancer.
Living gives you cancer, everybody has to kill themselves.
Can ammonia give u cancer?
Bacon flavor pot noodles give you cancer! I used to eat them all the time until they stopped selling them!
Does Facepunch cause cancer?
[QUOTE=radioactive;16887274]Does Facepunch cause cancer?[/QUOTE]
Not specifically, but computers probably do.
But technically, breathing causes cancer, because it creates free radicals.
[QUOTE=tarkio;16887287]Not specifically, but computers probably do.
But technically, breathing causes cancer, because it creates free radicals.[/QUOTE]
Ah HA!
Sex Change Operation doesn't cause cancer.
What doesn't give you fucking cancer?
Dear South Carolina State University experts.
Nobody gives a shit, do something more constructive with your time than finding out that everything has a link to cancer in some way or another.
Sincerely an unconcerned citizen.
Could we somehow arrange all these researchers claiming everything causes cancer to just disappear?
[B]YOU, yes YOU[/B]
You have several cancerous cells in you right now!
[B][I]BUT DON'T PANIC[/I][/B]
thanks to Cell Apoptosis (also known as cell suicide), you'll be just fine! Those cancerous cells still retain the ability to kill themselves!
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[QUOTE=cathal6606;16886828]Can ammonia give u cancer?[/QUOTE]
yes
Cancer.
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I just wanted to be apart of the club... :(
Good thing we invented light bulbs
i'm freakin out maan
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;16890813]Good thing we invented light bulbs[/QUOTE]
But the light bulbs could cause cancer too. :tinfoil:
Being a jew can also give you cancer.
[b]Edit:[/b] Think I'm being funny?
My Grandfather was a jew, and look at him now.
He's dead.
[QUOTE=SnakeHead;16886121]Computer monitor gives you cancer.[/QUOTE]
It's too late
Your heart give you cancer quick grab mah knife
Texas gives you cancer
everything you eat, everything you breath, and everything you are exposed to will eventually lead to your death. This is why finding a way to live forever with out EXTREME ethical compromise within the next half century is just a wet dream for weirdos.
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