• Candle use linked to cancer risk
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[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;16889172][B]YOU, yes YOU[/B] You have several cancerous cells in you right now! [B][I]BUT DON'T PANIC[/I][/B] thanks to Cell Apoptosis (also known as cell suicide), you'll be just fine! Those cancerous cells still retain the ability to kill themselves! [/QUOTE] But if you call now, I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER! That's three chemotheropy treatments for only $19.95.
NO CANCER I DON'T WANT CANCER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Stop find what causes cancer and CURE it for fucks sake.
This just in- a recent study shows inhaling increases your risk of getting cancer.
Just last week it was ham and now it's candels! Does everything have a link to cancer?
Games give you cancer.
WTF is next eating linked to cancer, i think they dont realy know what is linked to cancer!!!
[QUOTE=luke7dude;16897427]WTF is next eating linked to cancer, i think they dont realy know what is linked to cancer!!![/QUOTE] Damn straight! Now let's all smoke outside without sunscreen and chew on paraffin wax candles.
Masturbation gives you cancer. Watch out.
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;16894033]But if you call now, I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER! That's three chemotheropy treatments for only $19.95.[/QUOTE] That's a 5 dollar value.
I am huddled over a candle every night whilst I light my URBs
Rather than researching what can [b]cause[/b] it, why not research how to [b]cure[/b] it.
[B]OH GOD EVERYTHING CAUSES CANCER NOW!!! QUICK, STAB YOURELVE- OH WAIT IT CAUSES CANCER TOO!!![/B] Doctors should stop being so butthurt about cancer.
[QUOTE=VassikinX3;16885905]EVERYTHING can increase the risk of getting cancer.[/QUOTE] Quoted for truth
This is old? I mean, there was a article in Denmark about this, a year ago or so.
I should add this to my list of cancerous stuff in my other thread.
Everything causes cancer anymore
[QUOTE=Ori Child;16887197]Bacon flavor pot noodles give you cancer! I used to eat them all the time until they stopped selling them![/QUOTE] I would kill thousands of orphan infants, just to get one more of them :argh:
Goddamn it, I'm going to shoot the next researcher that links something trivial with cancer. :argh: Or at least write them a [i]really[/i] nasty letter. :c00l:
Almost every label says "Is known to cause cancer in the state of california. Warning: Jacking off causes cancer. If that was true i would :suicide:
Research in a year long study shows that the government wastes too much money in year long studies.
I wish people would stop reporting about things like this, no-one gives a flying fuck. Seriously, if someone actually tried to avoid cancer based on these kind of reports they might as well just kill themselves because life wouldn't be worth living.
EVERYTHING GIVES YOU CANCER. /thread
[QUOTE=Jabberwocky;16897570]Damn straight! Now let's all smoke outside without sunscreen and crew on paraffin wax candles.[/QUOTE] Hell yeah
Cancer gives you cancer.
Having sex will give you cancer
[QUOTE=Vince323;16885947]sun can give cancer quick everyone stay inside[/QUOTE] Vitamin D deficiencies (vitamin D is produced when you're exposed to sunlight) increase your risk of getting colon cancer! Quick, everyone, outside! ... wait, but sunlight increases your risk of getting skin cancer! Quick, everyone, inside! ... wait, but vitamin D deficiencies increase your risk of getting colon cancer! Quick, everyone, outside! *twitches*
[QUOTE=jordguitar;16912000]Having sex will give you cancer[/QUOTE] Especially if it's after a romantic candlelit dinner.
Thought the title said "Canada use linked to cancer" :confused:
every single person that has died has ingested large amounts of dihydrogen monoxide. i strongly believe that this substance should be banned.
[QUOTE=Vince323;16885947]sun can give cancer quick everyone stay inside[/QUOTE] i am
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