Door nob gives you open gives you outside gives you sun gives you heat gives you energy gives you cancer
[QUOTE=Evil clock!!;16886215]Good thing I live in a vacuum sealed, asbestos padded room with nothing but a laptop and a lifetime's supply of ham sandwiches.
No way I'm getting cancer now no sir.[/QUOTE]
Asbestos is carcinogenic.
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even adds on facepunch give you cancer =/
This just in: oxygen has now joined the ranks of ham, water, tv's, dvd's, leds, and the internet and has been deemed cancerous.
Tune in nextweek to catch our "What can't give you cancer" special 13 second report.
Masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer, go go go!
[QUOTE=Camundongo;16914414]Masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer, go go go![/QUOTE]
safe for another night.
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[QUOTE=mysteryman;16914388]This just in: oxygen has now joined the ranks of ham, water, tv's, dvd's, leds, and the internet and has been deemed cancerous.
Tune in nextweek to catch our "What can't give you cancer" special 13 second report.[/QUOTE]
Oxygen alone (as in a single oxygen atom) is dangerous to cells (as are other reactive oxygen species like 'superoxide') as it's incredibly reactive and will try to steal (well, share, actually) electrons from other atoms (by bonding with them) to become stable. If you inhaled free oxygen atoms (instead of molecular Oxygen (O2) then you'd be pretty badly fucked.
Thankfully, because of its reactive nature it's not gonna exist on its own unless it's like in a nearly perfect vacuum, though, so you don't have too much to worry about.
GUYS GUYS I FOUND THE BEST WAY TO PREVENT CANCER IT WORKS 100% GUARANTEED.
All you need to do is grab a loaded gun, and shoot yourself in the head. Let me explain the science to you.
Cancer is caused by cells getting fucked up and reproducing at an insane rate, HOWEVER, if you shoot yourself in the head, you are very likely to die, but when you die, your CELLS die, and we all know that cells don't reproduce when they're dead! PROBLEM SOLVED.
This just in: BREATHING CAUSES CANCER
THIS JUST IN BEING A FURRY CAUSES CANCER
AND USING UR PHONE WITH ITS "RADIATION" CAUSES CANCER
i shouldnt really laugh about this, a guy in my class died from it about a week ago :/
If you eat, you increase your chances of getting cancer because not starving means you live longer increasing your chances of getting it.
Bullshit.
Getting cancer can increase your risk of getting cancer!
Stop getting cancer so that you won't get cancer.
I'm almost sure that we have not found a cure to cancer yet so it can be used to scare the public and force it into believing anything.
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even adds on facepunch give you cancer =/[/QUOTE]
The fact that you still have ads is ridiculous.
[QUOTE=BJK;16926379]The fact that you still have ads is ridiculous.[/QUOTE]
The fact that it doesn't matter is ridiculous
Stop drinking beer, it gives you cancer.
Also, stop drinking milk, it gives you cancer.
In fact, stop drinking anything, yes, even water can give you cancer.
Just stand still, wait, no, that gives you cancer.
Start doing something useful and not finding new ways to get cancer.
[QUOTE=Aurora93-Alt;16885971]Eating bread gives you AIDS
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and cancer
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and gonorrhea[/QUOTE]And yeast infections!
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I swear, everything is a cancer risk these days.
Does anything not cause cancer?
[QUOTE=Bean-O;16936666]Does anything not cause cancer?[/QUOTE]
I gave up when Peanut Butter was declared cancerous. There is just no winning.
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