A teacher at my school was fired for being drunk in public. His son (who still goes to the school) says he now owns a ukulele shop, but nobody knows where it is.
I had a physics teacher in high school who basically done the same thing, he would go to the pub pretty much every lunch time, guy was fucking great, probably the only reason I actually like physics as much as I do, fantastic teacher.
The strictest associate headmaster of my high school, who berates kids for breaking the rules on a daily bases and writes more detentions than any teacher or associate headmaster combined, was arrested for DUI, and she kept her job because unions.
I had a crazy science teacher who would eat raw steak completely uncooked.
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;42631201]I had a crazy science teacher who would eat raw steak completely uncooked.[/QUOTE]
As opposed to cooked raw steak?
[QUOTE=Unmercy;42629139]I had a teacher that was just goofy as shit. On the first day of black history month, he taped a bunch of pieces of paper that said "whites only" to the water fountains. He could of been high, he didn't teach history, I'll say that much. Half the time, someone would try to sneak a text and he'd literally just grab your phone and went through the pictures and read texts out loud.[/QUOTE]
My science teacher caught a girl texting, grabbed her phone, texted the girl she was texting "meet me in the hallway' the girl was so confused when it was the teacher meeting her in the hall.
[QUOTE=frozensoda;42628846]I had a teacher who always put vodka in his chicken soup.[/QUOTE]
Chicken soup for the alcoholic's soul.
I h-had this teacher who-
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[QUOTE=avincent;42631924]I h-had this teacher who-
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looks like jimmy will have to bust them out of the psych ward
my dutch teacher was sipping some whiskey in between classes and got drunk one day so they fired him.
I had a Latin teacher who was having us play that assassination game where everyone gets the name of another student, and you have to "assassinate" them by sneaking up on them in the hallways putting a sticker on their back. One of the rules was "no teabagging."
My junior high woodworking teacher was pissed every class we had with him. He would give us instructions on what to do that class.. then disappear into his office. A number of students caught him dumping vodka into his coffee cup. He would just act like nothing happened. Not sure if he ever got fired... hopefully no kids got hurt in class because of the idiot.
One of my teachers was fired for taking her knockers out in a magazine, I believe it was the Cosmopolitan.
I think she said something about her husband loving the hair around her nipples.
Okay kids, here we go:
A...B...Fuck it.
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