• Biker 'Dies' 28 Times And Still Lives
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[QUOTE=CoolCorky;24299005]I bet he skipped a beat when that happened[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Why reply" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
:britain:
Phew, good thing I'm indestructible.
I predict that this guy will survive the following: - 76 heart attacks/stopped hearts. - three grams of irradiated arsenic. - seventeen gunshot wounds. - eleven lightning strikes - two harpoons - one meteorite and/or nuke. Edit: Oh, but one day he'll be in his garden, trip over a bug and fall into a small pond, where he'll drown.
Great story to tell your grandchildren. [editline]08:14PM[/editline] [img]http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/044/032/original/heart-attack.jpg?1269304723[/img]
Amazing work by all of the doctors involved. :buddy: [QUOTE=Awesomecaek;24299345]Actually your death shouldn't have anything to do with [B]hearth[/B], at all. You can live without [B]hearth[/B] completely, with either artificial replacement, or outer support. Wait, the first post was a joke, but what's actually funny about this one? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Normally I wouldn't nitpick a typo, but you keep spelling it "hearth". It's heart.
His heart died 28 times, he gets a pacemaker, a heart bypass and 2 more additional surgeries. I'm surprised he was never given the option of a transplant, then again they pinpointed the problem and solved it before that became an option.
It's like one of those missions in Trauma Center, except you kept fucking up and the patient kept going into cardiac arrest.
[QUOTE=Metaphysix;24297476]What a heartwarming story.[/QUOTE] It's posts like this that make me wish we still had the zing rating.
Holy fuck, what a man
That's badass.
[QUOTE=CrimsonFox;24300139][img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] not this shit again
[IMG]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTp4Nh2IgvKDDezLqplGcmXJZS9B7iiQBj-T8gLyqFOorrRAw&t=1&usg=__S-qdDAum1ZJVEE1HS6YDPAl1sSo=[/IMG] Phew, good thing I'm indestructible.
[QUOTE=XxAthrunxX;24299075]"so,what are you accomplishments in life that you are proud of" "I died 28 times and lived" "THIS MAN IS NOW HIRED!" dumb post but I felt like posting it anyways :v:[/QUOTE] I don't think someone would want to hire a guy that died 28 times.
cmon francis, get up aw hell, i feel like shit
shouldn't have been riding a motorcycle when he has a family in any case but luckily he survived
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[QUOTE=The Jman Wik;24301784]Amazing work by all of the doctors involved. :buddy: Normally I wouldn't nitpick a typo, but you keep spelling it "hearth". It's heart.[/QUOTE] He has a lithp.
I can only imagine how many times it freaked the docs out. "..We lost him, Announce it..No wait!...Damn lost him ag..Oh wait hes back!....Well he was a fighter but we just lost him..OH cmon! 28 times later. Shoulda just popped down for a 29th time. "Ahh just messin with ya!" But amazing doctors, Luck might have something to do with it to get people those skilled.
[QUOTE=JDK721;24300501]:britain:[/QUOTE] that was really relevant
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;24320955]that was really relevant[/QUOTE] Butthurt American that can't stand seeing a foreign flag? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Troll" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
amazing.
[QUOTE=JDK721v2;24321028]Butthurt American that can't stand seeing a foreign flag?[/QUOTE] wow I can see why people hate your guts now jesus christ I didn't say one thing about the flag and you instantly call me butthurt
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;24321219]I didn't say one thing about the flag and you instantly call me butthurt[/QUOTE] Uh, that's what the post CONTAINED.
[QUOTE=JDK721v2;24321378]Uh, that's what the CONTAINED.[/QUOTE] I don't know if you misspelled that on purpose but that doesn't make any sense.
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;24321444]I don't know if you misspelled that on purpose but that doesn't make any sense.[/QUOTE] I didn't misspell anything. I forgot to put a word in there. Glad to know that you couldn't even figure that out.
[QUOTE=JDK721v2;24321522]I didn't misspell anything. I forgot to put a word in there. Glad to know that you couldn't even figure that out.[/QUOTE] ha ha you are so pathetic
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;24321555]ha ha you are so pathetic[/QUOTE] k
[QUOTE=JDK721v2;24321743]k[/QUOTE] lmao took you 9 minutes to come up with 'k'
[quote]Dr Dawn Adamson, a consultant cardiologist who treated Mr Nixon, said: "Steven is unusual because [b]his heart developed a life-threatening rhythm disturbance not compatible with life[/b] which meant the trauma team could not treat his other injuries.[/quote] We have an awesome new description for heart attacks
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