Entire highschool basketball team jizzed on an Oreo cookie and forces new members to eat it. MA High
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HAHA FAGGOT NEW KID
EAT MY JIZZ YOU FUCKING FAG
"It defies all bodily and natural instincts. I hope I speak for everybody here: You don't eat cookies covered in that."
Am I the only one who finds this funny?
It's funny, because this stuff is pretty common in American highschool athletic departments. Senior students (usually in football, soccer, and basketball) will sexually haze freshman players, and thus, when that generation reaches their Senior class, they continue the cycle. It's a horrible thing, because athletic students will get away with this as other students find it perfectly normal, the victims are too embarrassed to complain, coaches turn their head, and most teachers never find out.
For example,a couple of years ago, a freshman student was forced to walk across the school's parking lot naked with a pickle tucked inside of his asshole, if the pickle fell out, he would have to take a bite and continue. There are worse stories, many where freshman have been actually raped, but I only heard about those.
[QUOTE]This is a really poor reflection on Andover. Ninety-nine percent of the town is totally shocked by this. [/QUOTE]
I am the 1%
Its kinda funny, jocks (most asshole ones) call people who don't play sports or who don't really show athletic ability gay and other homosexual remarks. But yet they do shit in the showers and sexual haze other MEN on their team.
I don't see gamers or anyone sexual hazing people to join their team or club.
[QUOTE=MR-X;33539747]Its kinda funny, jocks (most asshole ones) call people who don't play sports or who don't really show athletic ability gay and other homosexual remarks. But yet they do shit in the showers and sexual haze other MEN on their team.
I don't see gamers or anyone sexual hazing people to join their team or club.[/QUOTE]
To join our clan...
[I]you must eat this salad![/I]
[QUOTE=MR-X;33539747]
I don't see gamers or anyone sexual hazing people to join their team or club.[/QUOTE]That's probably because gamers don't have teams or clubs other than virtual ones.
I think I heard of something similar to this; it involved rich tea biscuits because England is classy.
[QUOTE=supersnail11;33538673]I've got the perfect reaction image for this but I can't use it.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure you can get away with just implying the image, like typing in "megusta.jpg"
[QUOTE=TheTalon;33539370]See if that happened to me I would've showed up the following day with the basketball team on my hitlist[/QUOTE]
Alternatively you could just not eat the Oreo in the first place
Well, thats pleasant.
where do i sign up
Would you think that the players would of just said no and quit instead of doing this?
[QUOTE=crackberry;33540099]Would you think that the players would of just said no and quit instead of doing this?[/QUOTE]
In that situation, yeah, no matter how you spin it, it's never going to turn out well is it?
Question:
Who the FUCK came up with this "game"?
Thank God no one in sports at my school ever did anything like this. All freshmen ever had to do was fix water or something. If I had been told to do something like this I would have just said "Lol, nope". Why on earth would someone do this?
[editline]2nd December 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nitro836;33540196]Question:
Who the FUCK came up with this "game"?[/QUOTE]
A closeted, self hating, bitter, homosexual apparently.
Where does it say that the entire team jizzed on an oreo? How does that even happen?
[editline]2nd December 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=gokuman4594;33540300][URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sloppy+biscuit"]Sloppy Biscuit[/URL][/QUOTE]
We call it soggy biscuit. Not that i've played it or anything
I heard of a game similar to this:
Circle jerk into a biscuit.
Last to cum onto the biscuit eats it.
"Runka bulle" in swedish.
My father once (i don't know why please don't ask) told me that the other ones in his swim club used to wank off on a cinnamon bun and the one who finished last had to eat it.
He also claimed that he never was a part of it but I highly doubt it.
EDIT:
[QUOTE=Awegner;33540528]I heard of a game similar to this:
Circle jerk into a biscuit.
Last to cum onto the biscuit eats it.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, this.
[QUOTE=Loriborn;33539654]It's funny, because this stuff is pretty common in American highschool athletic departments. Senior students (usually in football, soccer, and basketball) will sexually haze freshman players, and thus, when that generation reaches their Senior class, they continue the cycle. It's a horrible thing, because athletic students will get away with this as other students find it perfectly normal, the victims are too embarrassed to complain, coaches turn their head, and most teachers never find out.
For example,a couple of years ago, a freshman student was forced to walk across the school's parking lot naked with a pickle tucked inside of his asshole, if the pickle fell out, he would have to take a bite and continue. There are worse stories, many where freshman have been actually raped, but I only heard about those.[/QUOTE]
sounds very similar
[video=youtube;O-sZ_QquLnQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-sZ_QquLnQ[/video]
I remember reading a rumor (no idea if it's true) that the band Limp Bizkit got their name from the game.
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Where does it say it's jizz, i only read bodily fluid.
Wow this is just...
What the fuck.
Guess this is one way to drive people away from sports.
Um, why? It's not like this proves they're good enough at basketball or what the fuck
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;33538734]Back in my swim team days we always used to spank each other with our speedos in the locker room and in the showers.[/QUOTE]
that sounds like all kinds of hot
[QUOTE=usaokay;33541061]The Cricket team's initiation involves "English drive-by" where you have to call those boys at Winchester University a "bloody tart."[/QUOTE]
I don't understand how that's an 'initiation'
That's pretty fucking weak sounding
[QUOTE=N-12_Aden;33538821]It has to be done.
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4&feature=related[/MEDIA][/QUOTE]
I would've gone with this Community clip.
[video=youtube;qvrXojax-sA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvrXojax-sA[/video]
[QUOTE=latin_geek;33540810]Where does it say it's jizz, i only read bodily fluid.[/QUOTE]
I read semen somewhere.... it seems that most of the reports don't outright say it, but strongly imply it.
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