Entire highschool basketball team jizzed on an Oreo cookie and forces new members to eat it. MA High - Polidicks

[QUOTE=TheTalon;33539370]See if that happened to me I would've showed up the following day with the basketball team on my hitlist[/QUOTE] See if that happened to me I would've showed up the following day with the basketball team's faces on my crossed-off hitlist

[quote]You don't eat cookies covered in that.[/quote] you don't? I've been doing it all wrong then

[QUOTE=Murkat;33542253]See if that happened to me I would've showed up the following day with the basketball team's faces on my crossed-off hitlist[/QUOTE] So you're the kind of killer that cuts off the victim's face and staples it on to a list huh?

[QUOTE=latin_geek;33540810]Where does it say it's jizz, i only read bodily fluid.[/QUOTE] what other bodily fluid could it be? if it was spit they would have just said saliva, if it was piss they would have said it. if it was shit they'd probably not do it since eating shit actually carries some health risks. Semen is the only thing it's likely to be.

Eating semen does carry health risks though.

Ewww what the fuck.

I have two jokes to choose from here: "He shoots, he scores!" or "Haha, look at the way he dribbles!"

[QUOTE=n0cturni;33542856]Eating semen does carry health risks though.[/QUOTE] not inherently. Shit could have nothing wrong with it and you still run a big risk of getting some sort of infection, with semen it's only dangerous if the person has aids or something similar.

[QUOTE=latin_geek;33540810]Where does it say it's jizz, i only read bodily fluid.[/QUOTE] what else would it be? piss wouldn't fit on an oreo

especially not the piss of the entire basketball team

It is rather strange that the ones who were forced actually agreed to do it. I am not sure what the ones who ate it would expect something afterwards anyway. Personally I would be rather doubtful and disappointed in any possibly good team experience if I was forced to eat a cum covered oreo cookie by the entire team.

That's pretty gross, and I won't eat oreos for a while after reading this.

I remember going camping with a few of my friends, and one suggested we play Soggy Biscuit. We all laughed and carried on with our joking and laughing, knowing that he was entirely joking. But he kept bringing it up, I'm starting to think he might be gay. Then again, he's obsessed with tits, so he's probably bi.

You never know, that might've been the best night of that Oreo's life.

I'd do it if only the hot guys jizzed on it.

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33542937]not inherently. Shit could have nothing wrong with it and you still run a big risk of getting some sort of infection, with semen it's only dangerous if the person has aids or something similar.[/QUOTE] The risk of getting aids by ingesting semen is incredibly low

[QUOTE=RaxaHax;33544127]You never know, that might've been the best night of that Oreo's life.[/QUOTE] I think Oreos are asexual, so it probably didn't care for it much.

Ookie Cookie? More like WHORE-eos. :D!

[QUOTE=Loriborn;33539654]It's funny, because this stuff is pretty common in American highschool athletic departments. Senior students (usually in football, soccer, and basketball) will sexually haze freshman players, and thus, when that generation reaches their Senior class, they continue the cycle. It's a horrible thing, because athletic students will get away with this as other students find it perfectly normal, the victims are too embarrassed to complain, coaches turn their head, and most teachers never find out. For example,a couple of years ago, a freshman student was forced to walk across the school's parking lot naked with a pickle tucked inside of his asshole, if the pickle fell out, he would have to take a bite and continue. There are worse stories, many where freshman have been actually raped, but I only heard about those.[/QUOTE] What kind of fucked up school did you go to? [B]Edit:[/B] or we just don't have that happen in Ohio..

[QUOTE=Zeke129;33544217]The risk of getting aids by ingesting semen is incredibly low[/QUOTE] low, but not zero.

Someone at my school has been charged for rape before.

if someone actually ate it that would be even more amazing

this is the town right next to me needless to say, the jokes have been flying as of recent

In Norway it's called "Kjeksen", the last one to jizz on the cookie has to eat it.

[QUOTE=farmatyr;33544644]In Norway it's called "Kjeksen", the last one to jizz on the cookie has to eat it.[/QUOTE] As far as I know we don't have anything like this in Holland. Or my school is just not fucking stupid.

So wait, do you jizz on the cookie all at the same time in some massive circle jerk cookie bananza or do you like... pass it around in a plastic bag until everyone has jizzed on it? Or is it that you take your semen, store it, then all get together to put the semens on the oreo?

[QUOTE=Jimpy;33544685]So wait, do you jizz on the cookie all at the same time in some massive circle jerk cookie bananza or do you like... pass it around in a plastic bag until everyone has jizzed on it? Or is it that you take your semen, store it, then all get together to put the semens on the oreo?[/QUOTE] I think they all jerk off while sucking eachother's nipples like some amateur gay porno, then the last guy that jizzes on the cookie downs it along with the teamcream.

I've heard rumors that people played this game, but I never thought they'd be true. Who the fuck would be sick enough to invent this game?

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;33544724]I've heard rumors that people played this game, but I never thought they'd be true. Who the fuck would be sick enough to invent this game?[/QUOTE] Someone who thinks milk is oreo's second best friend.

Can I eat it anally?