Dog bites through Lynx (AXE to Americans) can, causing an explosion and setting the room on fire - Polidicks

[QUOTE=FordLord;43479664]Axe isnt too bad when used in moderation. Unfortunately, most users are young and think bathing in it is the trick to getting girls[/QUOTE] BUT IT WORKS IN THE COMMERCIALS

[QUOTE=blacksam;43478376]Dog probably wanted to smell good to all the bitches. [/QUOTE] Normally they just roll in shit, that says something about Lynx :v:

[QUOTE=NO ONE;43482383]Some people say AXE is shitty smelling, but I personally enjoy most scents, as well as numerous girls have told me. Thing is though, despite what their marketing may make you believe, their target audience is not males 18-25, but males 12-17. Ever since AXE was launched, which was in fact when I was still a middle schooler, about 13-14yrs old, it REALLY stuck with people in that age group. I noticed once most of us hit 17-18, we moved on to less pungent fragrances like Degree [For Men], Right Guard, the tamer Old Spice scents, etc. Once you grow some pit hair and your hormones are going crazy, you become very self conscious about how you smell. So really, I really am convinced the biggest buyers, or at least users, of AXE and similar brands, are much younger than those that they are marketed to.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I think you're right. My friends and I have done the same shit from AXE in middleschool/early highschool to Degree and Old Spice. Really I think it's a lot better to smell 'clean' than it is to smell perfumed. The best kind of deodarant is when you have to be within like a foot of the person to smell it and it's pleasant but not overpowering. Also, if you're looking for body wash/deodorant on the cheap look for Old Spice imitation stuff, cheap and still smells pretty awesome.

As if we needed further proof that AXE is terrible.

[QUOTE=Araknid;43479896]who the shit gets deodorant as a christmas present[/QUOTE]Packs off lynx where soap, deodorant, and a scrubby thing for the shower all in a single package sell like hot cakes as presents to those you don't really care about. [editline]10th January 2014[/editline] I got one this year :(

[QUOTE=NO ONE;43482383]Some people say AXE is shitty smelling, but I personally enjoy most scents, as well as numerous girls have told me. Thing is though, despite what their marketing may make you believe, their target audience is not males 18-25, but males 12-17. Ever since AXE was launched, which was in fact when I was still a middle schooler, about 13-14yrs old, it REALLY stuck with people in that age group. I noticed once most of us hit 17-18, we moved on to less pungent fragrances like Degree [For Men], Right Guard, the tamer Old Spice scents, etc. Once you grow some pit hair and your hormones are going crazy, you become very self conscious about how you smell. So really, I really am convinced the biggest buyers, or at least users, of AXE and similar brands, are much younger than those that they are marketed to.[/QUOTE] That's the reason why I found the new Axe "mature" TV spot pretty funny

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;43483809]As if we needed further proof that AXE is terrible.[/QUOTE] AXE itself isn't terrible, if used correctly. Their advertisements and the target demographic for those adverts on the other hand...

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;43479255]you'd be surprised what gas under pressure can do. Office chairs can explode because of that and wound a person pretty badly. Wouldn't be surprised if a dog chomped into a full can of body spray or hair spray and blew his jaw off.[/QUOTE] reminds me of that chinese guy whose office chair randomly exploded and sent shrapnel up his butt just something to think about, for all you office chair users

[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;43480210]Years ago at school the changing rooms smell of deodorant so strong it would stain your lungs for hours.[/QUOTE] Oh god, our dressing rooms were fairly small and had a gap under the door. It was a common prank to hold the door shut tightly from the outside, then just spray an entire can or two of AXE in through the gap. Shit was rank.

[QUOTE=Riller;43484603]Oh god, our dressing rooms were fairly small and had a gap under the door. It was a common prank to hold the door shut tightly from the outside, then just spray an entire can or two of AXE in through the gap. Shit was rank.[/QUOTE] Using a lot of spray cans in a badly ventilated area is dangerous. It can actually kill people.

[QUOTE=Badballer;43483834]Packs off lynx where soap, deodorant, and a scrubby thing for the shower all in a single package sell like hot cakes as presents to those you don't really care about. [editline]10th January 2014[/editline] I got one this year :([/QUOTE] seriously it's the dumbest fucking gift if I wanted personal care items i'd go and get it myself

[QUOTE=Araknid;43485154]seriously it's the dumbest fucking gift if I wanted personal care items i'd go and get it myself[/QUOTE] I'm the opposite way. If I want new toys, I get 'em. What I hate doing is Responsibility Runs, where I go out to buy boring, but necessary things, like new socks and pants and winter accessories. I'm happy to get clothes and personal care items as gifts, because it means that I don't have to get them myself!

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;43485990]I'm the opposite way. If I want new toys, I get 'em. What I hate doing is Responsibility Runs, where I go out to buy boring, but necessary things, like new socks and pants and winter accessories. I'm happy to get clothes and personal care items as gifts, because it means that I don't have to get them myself![/QUOTE] Maybe I should start asking for a weeks worth of groceries for christmas

[QUOTE=Araknid;43485154]seriously it's the dumbest fucking gift if I wanted personal care items i'd go and get it myself[/QUOTE] It's a way the gift-giver implies you smell badly.

[QUOTE=Rents;43486047]Maybe I should start asking for a weeks worth of groceries for christmas[/QUOTE] Gift cards to grocery stores or gas stations are [I]awesome[/I] gifts, because they're going to be spent no matter what. 'Cause you need food and gas. It's as good as money in your pocket. Then you can whatever the heck you want with the savings.

[QUOTE=ironman17;43479223]That would probably be in the most bonkers animes of all time.[/QUOTE] i'm like 90% sure similar things happens in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

[QUOTE=Riller;43484603]Oh god, our dressing rooms were fairly small and had a gap under the door. It was a common prank to hold the door shut tightly from the outside, then just spray an entire can or two of AXE in through the gap. Shit was rank.[/QUOTE] I would punch the shit out of anyone who did that, and i'm an incredibly non-violent person.

[QUOTE=NO ONE;43482383]Some people say AXE is shitty smelling, but I personally enjoy most scents, as well as numerous girls have told me. Thing is though, despite what their marketing may make you believe, their target audience is not males 18-25, but males 12-17. Ever since AXE was launched, which was in fact when I was still a middle schooler, about 13-14yrs old, it REALLY stuck with people in that age group. I noticed once most of us hit 17-18, we moved on to less pungent fragrances like Degree [For Men], Right Guard, the tamer Old Spice scents, etc. Once you grow some pit hair and your hormones are going crazy, you become very self conscious about how you smell. So really, I really am convinced the biggest buyers, or at least users, of AXE and similar brands, are much younger than those that they are marketed to.[/QUOTE] Because people that age tend to want to seem older, marketing to the 18-25 crowd seems like a good way to market to the 13-18 audience.

In other news: Dog bites.