Single UK ticket wins £161 million (tax free) on Euromillions - Polidicks

[QUOTE=raviool;31096371]akimbo tacticoolistan w/ infrared scope, tripod, grenade launcher, silencer and an apache with double windshield wipers and a butler welcoming everyone who enters. thats a good name[/QUOTE] Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of 'the people's republic' or maybe 'the glorious nation of' or whatever cool bollocks people can think of.

[QUOTE=Sexy Eskimo;31090666]What can you even do with that much money? Start your own private military company?[/QUOTE] Once you actually have it, it won't seem nearly as much and it'll start depleting at an alarming rate. You can never have enough money.

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;31096409]Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of 'the people's republic' or maybe 'the glorious nation of' or whatever cool bollocks people can think of.[/QUOTE] then its not tacticoolistan its just coolistan

national lottery millionaires club that sounds really boring

I would spend 1 million on more motto tickets

25 M to charity, 25 M to family, 30 M into low risk invest, 20 M into high risk invest and 61 M to do whatever the fuck I want,

I think the interest is the most important part here. I'd just go out and buy shit for everyone, everday with the 10 grand I got. Wouldn't even use the basic sum of money, besides buying a house or something.

I would buy a £161 million pc build :downs:

Wow with that money i would buy an air craft hanger and converts him into the biggest dishwasher. Then I would buy a lot of plates and cutlery.

So, where's that aircraft carrier for sale?

[QUOTE=Sexy Eskimo;31090666]What can you even do with that much money? Start your own private military company?[/QUOTE] You can purchase decommisioned missile bases for about 300 thousand to 3 million.

[QUOTE=AimlessGiant;31101087]I would buy a £161 million pc build :downs:[/QUOTE] so what youre saying is youd buy an alienware?

If I won the lottery I would donate at least a million to Facepunch to keep the forum running forever.

[QUOTE=Rich209;31102237]If I won the lottery I would donate at least a million to Facepunch to keep the forum running forever.[/QUOTE] next day you see garry driving around in a ferrari

[QUOTE=Rich209;31102237]If I won the lottery I would donate at least a million to Facepunch to keep the forum running forever.[/QUOTE] you forget that garry already has millions and can run the forum forever anyway

Almost 10 grand in interest [I]a day.[/I] He could buy a new car every week!

[QUOTE=mac338;31096144]If I won that much I'd set off 20 million to myself, and give the rest to people and organizations. I wouldn't know what to do with all the money.[/QUOTE] I've always wanted to try how fast I can OD on coke. I'd probably try that.

Goddamn! Anyone know the odds of a single ticket winning that?

I'd just buy a huge house and a different car for every day of the [del]week[/del] month.

[QUOTE=critein_protein;31089852]And having a fresh £9,323 to spend a day? You wouldn't need a job![/QUOTE] If I won I'd still get a job, just for something to do during the day.

They claimed their money today and became 430th richest person in the world

[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;31107478]If I won I'd still get a job, just for something to do during the day.[/QUOTE] Something to do during the day? Reaaally? How about driving your new bugatti around the nuremberg all day? Or learning to fly a jet? Personally I'd rent a desert, have some real cars set up with remote control and hire people to drive them around said desert. Then I'd shoot at the cars with a minigun from from the side of a helicopter.

i would buy railworks + all DLCs

[QUOTE=thispieiscold;31115481]i would buy railworks + all DLCs[/QUOTE] You'd still need to leave few DLC's out.

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14161661[/url] The ticket has been claimed by a couple in Falkirk, Scotland. Since it's a twenty minute drive from me, I know plenty of people who live there so naturally I am sending them all jokey (but actually really serious) texts to make sure I'm in with a slice of the money.

falkirk, eh? expect sales of heroin and tennants super to sky rocket

Falkirk councillor Cecil Meiklejohn hoped some of the winnings could be invested locally. "I think it will create a bit of excitement and give a boost to the area," she added. Ahahahahah yeah right.

You gotta feel pretty bad for that councillor now since the leak was wrong and the couple are actually from Largs in Ayrshire. Lmao. [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14161661[/url] Congratulations to them. They could probably buy the whole of Largs and still have £160m left over.

[img]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/54091000/jpg/_54091281_euro_winners.jpg[/img] Colin and Chris?

[QUOTE=critein_protein;31089852]Haha, holy crap. Imagine if that was you winning it. I'd probably lose my mind from the shock, before spending it all on stupid stuff. And having a fresh £9,323 to spend a day? You wouldn't need a job![/QUOTE] i'd be pretty pissed off