Well that's just bizarre. I'm not really sure why you would want to name your children such things anyway. I guess if you hated them I could understand, but if you had even the slightest semblance of love for them then I don't see why you would do that to them.
[QUOTE=GreatFezzo]Well that's just bizarre. I'm not really sure why you would want to name your children such things anyway. I guess if you hated them I could understand, but if you had even the slightest semblance of love for them then I don't see why you would do that to them.[/QUOTE]
Some of the coolest people in the world have had weird names.
[QUOTE=Heckler Stev]My first name is Stryder, you know how annoying it was to play through the city levels of half-life 2?[/QUOTE]
That would have been awesome personally.
What kind of name is sex fruit
I liked the names Yeah Detroit and Violence. I want to name my first born daughter Anesidora or Annie for short.
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[QUOTE=Usernameasd]Yes he is 4real.[/QUOTE]
Actually, he is Superman.
Naming my kid Number 16 Bus shelter.
Gabe Asher.
My son gets named "Mr."
My thoughts collectively:
[quote][22:15] Shocka: doing role call at school.
[22:15] Shocka: IS SEX FRUIT HERE/.
[22:15] Shocka: PRESENT!
[22:15] SilverHam9999: Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?
[22:15] SilverHam9999: Here!
[22:15] Shocka: METALLICA?
[22:15] Shocka: WHERE'S METALLICA
[22:15] Shocka: SORRY
[22:16] Shocka: SHE'S OFF TO NEVA NEVA LAAAND
[22:16] SilverHam9999: lol pun
[22:16] Shocka: dow dow ddoowwww
[22:16] Shocka: DOOWOWOWOWODDDWOWOWOWO
[22:16] SilverHam9999: where's metallica!!!!
[22:16] Shocka: diddly diddly diddly
[22:16] SilverHam9999: sorry he's riding the lightning to school this morning
[22:16] Shocka: hahaah[/quote]
I'm going to name my kids Wu-Tang and Killa.
Somehow, when I read this thread, I instantly thought of The Sims.
I'm going to name mine Madagascar and the other CLOSE THE PORTS!
This thread is epic.
Does anyone have a list of these names? I want to laugh at them.
Let's be wacky parents and name our kids [I]outraaaageous[/I] things so they can get teased and mocked at school, potentially scarring them for life and giving them a deep seated resentment towards their family.
What's wrong with actual people names like Kevin and Laura? Why do we feel the need to name our kids Shiny Dangle-Head?
Given the state of the world, they're gonna grow up weird anyway, why exascerbate the problem?
[QUOTE=PulpedFiction]Let's be wacky parents and name our kids [I]outraaaageous[/I] things so they can get teased and mocked at school, potentially scarring them for life and giving them a deep seated resentment towards their family.
What's wrong with actual people names like Kevin and Laura? Why do we feel the need to name our kids Shiny Dangle-Head?
Given the state of the world, they're gonna grow up weird anyway, why exascerbate the problem?[/QUOTE]
Maybe, they just want to name their child after something important, someone who has changed their lives, and that thing or person just so happens to have an unusual name.
That's why my third child's name is going to be Ghostface.
[QUOTE=Sigma-Lambda]Maybe, they just want to name their child after something important, someone who has changed their lives, and that thing or person just so happens to have an unusual name.
That's why my third child's name is going to be Ghostface.[/QUOTE]
I counter that last statement with Talula does the hula from Hawaii.
I don't think that statement would change someones life,
[QUOTE=PulpedFiction]Let's be wacky parents and name our kids [I]outraaaageous[/I] things so they can get teased and mocked at school, potentially scarring them for life and giving them a deep seated resentment towards their family.
What's wrong with actual people names like Kevin and Laura? Why do we feel the need to name our kids Shiny Dangle-Head?
Given the state of the world, they're gonna grow up weird anyway, why exascerbate the problem?[/QUOTE]
If I ever have a mentally retarded kid, Shiny Dangle-Head is going to be a serious name I'll consider.
I weep for my country
I weep for my country
Finally. I hate stupid child names, especially when celebrities start stringing random syllables together or picking random words.
Honestly, there should be some sort of measures in place to stop parents from giving their children dumb names.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy]Does anyone have a list of these names? I want to laugh at them.[/QUOTE]
I remember two. Violence is for girls and Hitler is for boys.
[QUOTE=s0m3_guy alt]I remember two. Violence is for girls and Hitler is for boys.[/QUOTE]
They'd make a happy couple.
[QUOTE=ThermalEvo]I'm going to name mine Madagascar and the other CLOSE THE PORTS![/QUOTE]
[img]http://i36.tinypic.com/be6fyx.png[/img]
What's this fad called anyway?
[QUOTE=Denzo][img]http://i36.tinypic.com/be6fyx.png[/img]
What's this fad called anyway?[/QUOTE]
The Madagascar thing is from Pandemic.
If I have kids they are gonna be called Jake and Elwood.
best name ever,
Drew peacock
[QUOTE=Heckler Stev]My first name is Stryder, you know how annoying it was to play through the city levels of half-life 2?[/QUOTE]
You musta got alot of stick when the LOTR movies came out...
I'm gonna name my kids as AIDS and HIV!
[QUOTE=Faunze]You musta got alot of stick when the LOTR movies came out...[/QUOTE]
You have no idea, everyone thought I was named after him. Who the fuck would name there kid after someone in LOTR...Actually Frodo might be a good name for a child...or Bilbo...children are treated as pets now a days anyways.
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