[QUOTE=Denzo][img]http://i36.tinypic.com/be6fyx.png[/img]
What's this fad called anyway?[/QUOTE]
Its called the Card-Crusher. Its from a Japanese show wherein a man crushes a woman's business card (which in Japanese society is incredibly rude) and then stares defiantly at her. He does this because he's an expert at making people uncomfortable. And has a show wherein he does just that.
Here's an actual picture of him
[img]http://hfboards.com/image.php?u=16509&dateline=1201495131[/img]
[QUOTE=Zeddy]If I were to have a boy, I'd name him (anyone knowing German will understand this) Soldat (if you don't know German, it means Soldier). If I had a girl, it'd be Hctib [Hic-tib]. You'd be amazed how few people would realize the subtle meaning behind that.[/QUOTE]
A lot of idiots would think that you named him after the game.
Also, if I have a kid, he's going to be named Bucket.
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Or she-bucket
My kids' name is now Anonymous. MAKE UP YOUR OWN DAMN NAME AND STOP EATING MY FOOD.
[QUOTE=PulpedFiction]Let's be wacky parents and name our kids [I]outraaaageous[/I] things so they can get teased and mocked at school, potentially scarring them for life and giving them a deep seated resentment towards their family.[/QUOTE]
I'll name my kid...
[b][highlight]RRRRAAAAAGGGE!!![/b][/highlight]
[QUOTE=GreatFezzo]Its called the Card-Crusher. Its from a Japanese show wherein a man crushes a woman's business card (which in Japanese society is incredibly rude) and then stares defiantly at her. He does this because he's an expert at making people uncomfortable. And has a show wherein he does just that.
Here's an actual picture of him
[img]http://hfboards.com/image.php?u=16509&dateline=1201495131[/img][/QUOTE]
Wasn't he in the carry-on films?
Also I think amaranth is a nice name for a girl.
I wonder if Mafanyau (probably spelled it wrong, don't sue me!) would be banned. It means Troublemaker in Chinese (I know, I saw it on Jackie Chans show once).
[QUOTE=ThermalEvo]I'm going to name mine Madagascar and the other CLOSE THE PORTS![/QUOTE]
Oh damn. It's funny because it's true. In the event of the apocalypse, i'm moving to Madagascar.
I'm gonna name my son Sue, so when he grows up he'll be a complete badass.
[QUOTE=Oreosmith]I'm gonna name my son Sue, so when he grows up he'll be a complete badass.[/QUOTE]
Am I the only one who gets the reference?
[QUOTE=mastermaul]Am I the only one who gets the reference?[/QUOTE]
Johnny Cash, I get it. Makes me want to listen to the song now.
Elvis is a legitimate fucking name.
I'm not saying that to be funny. It's a guy's name.
And there's a fantastic song that makes me kinda wanna name my kid Elvis.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsmvzSnnPqo[/media]
A man I once knew, he was, and I'm not trying to be racist, but this is honestly how he was, the type of black-guy racists portray. He never passed middle-school, he always went around hitting on women, and slurred every word he said. He actually named his daughter Shithead. That one word, as you see it, thinking it was pronounced Shith-Ead. He was a great guy though.
Another one that worked with him always carried a box of cheerios with him, and would eat them all the time. Then we found out he had a 44. Revolver stored in the box.
I'm going to give my kids normal names and some weird ass middle names.
[QUOTE=Usernameasd]The Madagascar thing is from Pandemic.[/QUOTE]
I know but I see the style of this joke in all kinds of jokes. The dude with his weird, old chin
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[QUOTE=GreatFezzo]Its called the Card-Crusher. Its from a Japanese show wherein a man crushes a woman's business card (which in Japanese society is incredibly rude) and then stares defiantly at her. He does this because he's an expert at making people uncomfortable. And has a show wherein he does just that.
Here's an actual picture of him
[img]http://hfboards.com/image.php?u=16509&dateline=1201495131[/img][/QUOTE]
Ah yeah I seen that video. I laughed my ass off.
[QUOTE=Oreosmith]I'm gonna name my son Sue, so when he grows up he'll be a complete badass.[/QUOTE]
Yes! That song rules.
The ending was the best.
[QUOTE=mastermaul]Am I the only one who gets the reference?[/QUOTE]
No of course not. Fucking awesome song.
But really, I think these fucked up names ought to be outlawed. I know it's ridiculous, but if it hinders the child's social ability it isn't right to give them whatever name you want.
Hell, what if someone started naming all their kids "Cunt?"
Now I don't have any reason to have kids.
I was going to name mine superfly
Why don't people name their kids normal names, like Jew or 'That Kid'
or the most normal one of all
'Get me a beer"
[QUOTE=Captain Bald]Elvis is a legitimate fucking name.
I'm not saying that to be funny. It's a guy's name.
And there's a fantastic song that makes me kinda wanna name my kid Elvis.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsmvzSnnPqo[/media][/QUOTE]
It's also most likely copyrighted.
Or the tax company was objecting for some semi-legal reason which is like copyright if names can't be copyrighted.
[QUOTE=Zeddy]If I were to have a boy, I'd name him (anyone knowing German will understand this) Soldat (if you don't know German, it means Soldier). If I had a girl, it'd be Hctib [Hic-tib]. You'd be amazed how few people would realize the subtle meaning behind that.[/QUOTE]
My name is Miles, which also means soldier in German. Weird.
A kid that used to be in my school was named Dazzle Pizazz.
My ex-classmate's friends middle name is Batman :v:
My child will be named Spicy Cajun Pringles.
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[img]http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/batman-suparman-02a.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Bapetacular]My child will be named Spicy Cajun Pringles.
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[img]http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/batman-suparman-02a.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Javanese eh?
I think we should all sign a legal document so that any children any of us have now or in the future shall be named Facepunch.
My kid name will be MingeBag.
If Ethyl is a legitimate name, will they allow Ethylbenzene?
[QUOTE=Hoopty;10980684]I'm going to name two of my kids salt and vinegar[/QUOTE]
or Piss and Vinegar. :D
Necro!! :o
Anyway, I'd name my child Urist.. :v:
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