• Judge condemns bizarre child names
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This isn't even funny, the parent's should burn in eternal fires.
Damn it I was gonna name my child Bon'qui'qui or maybe Bonderiea or Allegra
30th of July, 2008. 11 minutes ago. :suicide:
I'd name him Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy ZeusWolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswesenchafewarenwholgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangereifenduchihrraubgiriigfeindewelchevorralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenbanderersteerdeemmeshedrraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelshegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevanverstandigmenshlichkeittkonntevortpflanzenundsicherfreunanlebenslamdlichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintlligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum
[quote]that they couldn’t name their baby 4Real as it contained a digit. The couple simply reconsidered and re-named their child Superman.[/quote] Best replacement name ever.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;10981707]Fuck, I was going to name my first born son Heimdall.[/QUOTE] lulz that's an npc in an mmo
I don't see the problem, if the kid doesn't like it, take a nickname, a lot of kids don't go by their given name. Besides, if everyone picked names like this it wouldn't be an issue, look at facepunch; no one find's it odd that people have usernames like "sigma-lambda". Personally, I'd like to live in world where people have interesting names like that. "Oh no, my parents gave me a unique name! I can't amount to anything now :("
[QUOTE=ryandaniels;18079794] no one find's it odd that people have usernames like "sigma-lambda". [/QUOTE] ...Because it's the internet? People don't always choose names to "represent" them, so why find it odd?
Weird name are banned, we should have proper names like Ieuan
[QUOTE=Pascall;18079900]...Because it's the internet? People don't always choose names to "represent" them, so why find it odd?[/QUOTE] I'm saying that the bizarre factor isn't necessarily a constant.
I'm gonna call my son heavy weapons guy, when he's a baby i'll constanly play clips of heavys voice till his first words are "CRY SOME MORE"
I'm gonna name my kid Methyl Theo Bromine.
[QUOTE=Picartman;18079785]lulz that's an npc in an mmo[/QUOTE] Dude, Heimdall is one of the gods from the Nordic mythology.
I will name my kids Soosai-Jakit and Rakkit-Mard.
I will name my son Perkele.
Switchblade Thundercunt, it's what i'm gunna name my cat.
Sacboy!
i have always thought about naming my child "Gun"
What's bizarre to one person, maybe be normal to another. No one should be told what to name their child, unless it's dirty or vulgar.
[QUOTE=Usernameasd;10980778]Crap, I was gonna name my son Marlafarlagerpeedoo The Fat Skinny Piglet of Lion Sex Doom.[/QUOTE] yur so random! xD [editline]04:18PM[/editline] oh wow necro xD
I'm going to give my kids manly names like Thor or Odin or Duncan or Conan.
Ha, Johnny Cash probably agrees with the judges..
Girl at my school with name La-a. Its pronounced Ladasha. :(
[QUOTE=Crackatowa;11017937]My name is Miles, which also means soldier in German. Weird.[/QUOTE] Miles means soldier yes, but not in German. You were thinking of Latin.
"Sex Fruit"?
I'm going to name my kid something using Wingdings font
I guess I would find something witty. My last name - translated - is Bush. Guess how many jokes I get about having a bush down there a day? Quite some. Oh and a few years back everything that president Bush did was thrown upon me at school. :v:. Was kinda funny, but it keeps people from getting close to you, which is why I think it's good that they block some of them. But I don't really care anymore, they can fire off all the bush jokes they want :v:, and yes, they will.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;18085171]I'm going to name my kid something using Wingdings font[/QUOTE] Face Arrow Flower Squiggly line?
I shall name my Child Gordon. The next shall be Adrian And the final will be Barney
You can legally change your name simply by using that name all the time, what he is doing is pretty trivial
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