[QUOTE=Mechwarrior;18079409]Damn it I was gonna name my child Allegra[/QUOTE]
I know an Allegra.
I have pics of her on my phone. ;D (She is a bad drunk texter... :D )
Why would you even name your child something as outrageous as 4Real?
[QUOTE='Odellus[v2];18088044']Why would you even name your child something as outrageous as 4Real?[/QUOTE]
becus dey 4real doug
ASh Ketchum.
Funny name.
[QUOTE=Heckler Stev;10982222]My first name is Stryder, you know how annoying it was to play through the city levels of half-life 2?[/QUOTE]
"Strider!"
"[b]WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?[/b]"
[QUOTE]Another Swedish family recently won a protracted battle to ensure their daughter was allowed to keep the name Metallica.[/QUOTE]
Goddamn, I want that name!
No digits means i can't name my son T-800.
Aha.
See, the middle name is where you can play around. I plan to name my son Isaac Leonidas. (after Isaacs Newton and Asimov.)
I 'm going to name my children after dictators
Stalin
Marx
Lenin
m00t
[QUOTE=TheEconomy;18090942]I 'm going to name my children after dictators
Stalin
Marx
Lenin
m00t[/QUOTE]
Where's garry?
My childs name shall be, Bullet.
My last name is "Keeping"... I've always thought of naming my children names such as "Bee" and "Safe".
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;18087025]Face Arrow Flower Squiggly line?[/QUOTE]
Mailbox!
Open mailbox!
[QUOTE=Hoopty;10980684]I'm going to name two of my kids salt and vinegar[/QUOTE]
Wont that get confusing?
[QUOTE=Stromboli;10980806]Just how a court in Japan rejected the name Akuma for a baby.[/QUOTE]
Akuma means demon or nightmare or something; which it is illegal in Japan to name a child after evil things such as hate, killer, bastard, etc.
[QUOTE=Zeddy;10980801]If I were to have a boy, I'd name him (anyone knowing German will understand this) Soldat (if you don't know German, it means Soldier). If I had a girl, it'd be Hctib [Hic-tib]. You'd be amazed how few people would realize the subtle meaning behind that.[/QUOTE]
"Hey guys don't get tooo impressed but I know a couple of german words, and they like... have a super high brow meaning, yaknow? seriously guys".
My old chemistry teacher's twin wants to name his children Stoneblade (if male) and Summersky Valentine (if female) and Diamond Ice (or Diamond Dice, I can't quite remember) for either male or female
I'm going to change my name to King, and have a child named Jo.
I'm just Jo King, of course. :v:
The kid called Metallica should name his spawn after their albums.
Ride the Lightning! ...And Justice for All!
Dinner time!
My child shall be, L4D.
I know a guy called orange
I knew a kid in primary school called John Paul after the then Pope, his first name was two words so that was a tad confusing.
"John"
"....."
"John!"
"....."
"oh wait, John Paul!"
"yeah?"
Also, I think working "Whomobile" in my current name wouldn't sound to bad.
also, this is related:
[url]http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/flickr/new-look-megatron-unveiled-for-transformers-sequel-275538.php[/url]
I know a kid named True Story. Parents can be fucked up sometimes..
William Shagspeare, anyone
[QUOTE=Treytech;18092581]The kid called Metallica should name his spawn after their albums.[/QUOTE]
And their kids should name their kids after individual songs from the albums they are named after. GENIUS!
I'm named after my grandfather who's name was Luke. Despite it confusing my mother my father insisted on named my sister Sky. Guess what my Last name is?
Combined half of our family is called Luke Sky Walker.
It's kinda cool sometimes but only when people notice on there own.
[QUOTE=PulpedFiction;10992243]Let's be wacky parents and name our kids [I]outraaaageous[/I] things so they can get teased and mocked at school, potentially scarring them for life and giving them a deep seated resentment towards their family.
What's wrong with actual people names like Kevin and Laura? Why do we feel the need to name our kids Shiny Dangle-Head?
Given the state of the world, they're gonna grow up weird anyway, why exascerbate the problem?[/QUOTE]
What do you mean?
Stallion isn't [i]that[/i] bad. I mean, compared to shit like Bus Shelter. It rolls off the tongue.
Plus he would have some great pick up lines.
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"Hey baby you ever ride a stallion?"
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