Curiosity successfully tests laser gun - ready to kill alien cunts if they try any shit
78 replies, posted
IT'S AN EVIL MARTIAN EMPIRE TOO SMALL TO BE SEEN BY THE HUMAN EYE
[QUOTE=usaokay;37321137]Fuck aliens.
Earth is the best planet[/QUOTE]
Fixed
Curiosity killed the rock!
:suicide:
[QUOTE=Maucer;37325724]I though't you meant 150 joules per single pulse. But even 5 joules sounds too much.
That would make the lasers power 1 terawatt. Apparently the power is 2.8 million watts (tho the article says "over a million watts"). At 5 nanosecond pulses that would make 14 millijoules per pulse. Doesn't sound very dangerous, but would probably give you small burns. If 14mJ is enough to turn rock into plasma, 5 joules in 5ns would deffy be dangerous.
2.8*10^6W*5*10^-9s=0.014Ws=14mJ[/QUOTE]
Yeah that's correct:
[url]http://msl-scicorner.jpl.nasa.gov/Instruments/ChemCam/[/url]
[QUOTE=Otsegolation;37325205]Isn't it amazing how Mars used to be a habitable planet, just like Earth? What happened to it is what could happen to us at any point. The whole process doesn't take long at all either. The end of our world could happen in way under a days time.
I wonder though. If we were to lose our atmosphere, how the underground cities in the hollow Earth will fare. My guess is that they will survive, with all their technology and insight.
Ozone depletion though, we will live to see it gone. You can't evade that fact.[/QUOTE]
Our Ozone layer contains O3, something that can be replicated easily, our core has 3 layers that rotate oppositely to create heat and magnetic energy, earth's gravity is too strong to lose water as it would only evaporate to the atmosphere. The planet would recover from anything as long as there is the sun, it can recover from meteor collisions to planetary collision, [b]our[/b] earth would be gone but another one would eventually form, Earth's only actual demise is what created it, the sun. Your post doesn't really support science.
[QUOTE=andololol;37331093]Our Ozone layer contains O3, something that can be replicated easily, our core has 3 layers that rotate oppositely to create heat and magnetic energy, earth's gravity is too strong to lose water as it would only evaporate to the atmosphere. The planet would recover from anything as long as there is the sun, it can recover from meteor collisions to planetary collision, [b]our[/b] earth would be gone but another one would eventually form, Earth's only actual demise is what created it, the sun. Your post doesn't really support science.[/QUOTE]
it's funny because your post is as bad as his
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;37331188]it's funny because your post is as bad as his[/QUOTE]
Alrighty then.
Curiosity is now capable of killing the cat.
[editline]20th August 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Hellduck;37331423]Curiosity is now capable of killing the cat.[/QUOTE]
Fuck I was late.
Why is everyone quoting Otsegolation's comment while ignoring the fact that most of it was about whether the advanced civilisations that are apparently living deep inside the Earth would survive or not?
[QUOTE=Otsegolation;37325205]the underground cities in the hollow Earth[/QUOTE]
[img]http://images.wikia.com/gearsofwar/images/c/c8/Nexus.jpg[/img]
???
How are the talks with the rock's family proceeding?
[QUOTE=DaysBefore;37331515][img]http://images.wikia.com/gearsofwar/images/c/c8/Nexus.jpg[/img]
???[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.awn.com/files/imagepicker/1/ember01-CityOfEmber-buf-wor.jpg[/img]
I was thinking more of this
[QUOTE=Aphtonites;37324751][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tk8sI.png[/IMG]
[I]Curiosity killed the cat, motherfucker.[/I][/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDY1sSO8IjA[/media]
[QUOTE=Fangz;37331701][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDY1sSO8IjA[/media][/QUOTE]
Why does that voice always translate "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" to "hla ha klondak klondike klondike klondike"
