6 year old Chinese girl: "I want to grow up to be a corrupt official" - Polidicks

wow... just wow.

[QUOTE=DOG-GY;17139262]Fuck you I want to be a firetruck when I grow up.[/Quote] [QUOTE=bigdan;17137795]I want to be a firetruck when i grow up[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Ickylevel;17139586]When I grow up , I want to be a firtruck.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Doriol;17139624]when I grow up I want to be a firehose[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=shill le 2nd;17142690]When I grow up I want to be a fire pole.[/QUOTE] You're all fired.

[QUOTE=Aries;17152695]You're all fired.[/QUOTE] when i grow up i wanna be fire

when i grow up i want to be red

[QUOTE=Biet_Mario;17148283]I want to be a transformer, Ive already trained by drinking lots of gasoline.[/QUOTE] Always those chineses... [editline]11:33AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Lankist;17152669][img]http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/11/china-death-bus.jpg[/img] Wee woo wee woo political dissidents bus coming through, all aboard to political dissident camp.[/QUOTE] It's an organ harvesting bus. They kill you inside and take your organs. There is no camp.

[QUOTE=Biet_Mario;17148283]I want to be a transformer, Ive already trained by drinking lots of gasoline.[/QUOTE] Haha, I remember that. Anyway, I want too be a corrupt fire engine when I grow up.

[QUOTE=ElBoricua;17153016]when i grow up i want to be red[/QUOTE] You red commie bastard

I want to be a fire truck so I can spray my jizz all over the place.

[QUOTE=:smug:;17142509]This thread inspired me to ask my 5 year old sister what SHE wants to be when she's older She said Hannah Montana :saddowns:[/QUOTE] She's a child, and she might like her. Don't be so selfish...

I want to be garry when I grow up. :buddy:

[QUOTE=Ickylevel;17154134]It's an organ harvesting bus. They kill you inside and take your organs. There is no camp.[/QUOTE] Yes there is! It's the same camp your pets go to when they get old.

[QUOTE=ElBoricua;17153016]when i grow up i want to be red[/QUOTE] yes sir [img]http://bayouclassicdepot.com/images/bc1001_cajun_stir_paddle.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Lankist;17163426]Yes there is! It's the same camp your pets go to when they get old.[/QUOTE] I was told you get taken to the island

Better than having kids watch this Disney crap and think the world is this happy place where guns, hatred, and violence don't exist, and every bad guy and bad thing will end up getting saved by the hero and his animal friend regardless of logic, leading them to suffer horribly because they never realized they were spoiled rotten and then end up committing suicide, because the world turns out to be a much crappier, far more horrible place than they were brought up to think.

How can this be really serious?. So is China just corrupted or what?. "MOMMY, I WANT TO BE CORRUPTED WHEN I GROW UP, AND RUIN PEOPLE'S LIVES'. "ANYTHING YOU WANT SWEETY, JUST REMEMBER TO LIE ABOUT HOW YOUR FUCKING THINGS UP". Chinese people speak loudly. Kidding.

[QUOTE=Wallettheifv3;17167417]I was told you get taken to the island[/QUOTE] When my guinea pig died they got a new one before I got home from school and said they'd died its fur and put it on a diet, I owned that guinea pig for 12 years.

oh wow

No, scratch my last post, when I grow up, I want to be a fire Hezzy :downs:

[QUOTE=Dronaroid;17176528]No, scratch my last post, when I grow up, I want to be a fire Hezzy :downs:[/QUOTE] Hezzy is my favourite mod :downs: He isn't mean like the others

[QUOTE=:smug:;17694675]Hezzy is my favourite mod :downs: He isn't mean like the others[/QUOTE] >:| This is why we can't have nice things!

That's kinda sad, really.

[QUOTE=Dronaroid;17176528]No, scratch my last post, when I grow up, I want to be a fire Hezzy :downs:[/QUOTE] Hezzy is my favourite mod :downs: He isn't mean like the others